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br / Many years ago when Hazama and the rest of the Blazblue trolls were young Hazama was trolling wild beast in the forest when Konoe overpowered and killed them, ''You'll make an excellent team one day.'' The instructor said ''thank you senpai''
they both said all here of them returned to class. ''Emi-High the only monster hunting school in the blazbluniverse.'' Hazama said ''Did you just break the fourth wall?'' Konoe asked.
''Seriously someone needs to tell me what that shit is eleven people had asked me those exact fucking mother words.'' Hazama said and pissed. Today, on the scoreboard Ragna Kisaragi and Ruke Norz Terumi were in the best rank of their monster hunting school.
Brown and Hazama and Konoe were beige which meant second. And Jin and Rachel were green which mean last, let's not worry about the others right now, it was an important day. All students went to the roof.
''MARRIED TO CELCIA!'' The clairvoyant passion fruit of destiny and fate said, declaring Tao's lifemate. ''MARRIED TO TSUBAKI!'' Her proclaimed again. ''Must you shout?''
Tsubaki asked. ''Oh shit, uber sorry.'' Her said. After all the students went through it was the staff's turn. ''…Married to Rotte Carmine.'' Her said. Hazama walked up next, 'whut about me?'' Asked the senpai of trolls. ''…'' Her couldn't answer, swearing Konoe was next ''MARRIED TO JUBEI!''
Her said, Hazama was heartbroken but this didn't stop him from being an excellent monster / br / It flashed through his mind. emArticle 10 /em of the Bro Code: ''A bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.'' Hazama was at a rave about to get total sex when Jubei texted him the / Looking at a chick with much bigger breasts ''She looks like a younger you''
Jubei said to Konoe: as they were on their anniversary date. ''Why thank you.'' Konoe said happily. em''Fuck well that didn't work''/em then konoe sneezed. ''Your sister let me do that.'' Jubei said. 'Okay weird.'' Konoe said.
Then he looked at what she was eating. ''Cute! Your growing a moustache, too!'' Jubei said. ''I'm leaving you.''
Konoe said tears in her eyes. Now outside she called Hazama crying into the phone she told him what happened. Ditching the rave Hazzy got in his steamship and went to / br / Why was Jubei and Konoe's relationship in shambles, what could this evenling mean? Was the wise omnipoient Her wrong? Tune in next time for a page in the past. /p
br / Many years ago when Hazama and the rest of the Blazblue trolls were young Hazama was trolling wild beast in the forest when Konoe overpowered and killed them, ''You'll make an excellent team one day.'' The instructor said ''thank you senpai''
they both said all here of them returned to class. ''Emi-High the only monster hunting school in the blazbluniverse.'' Hazama said ''Did you just break the fourth wall?'' Konoe asked.
''Seriously someone needs to tell me what that shit is eleven people had asked me those exact fucking mother words.'' Hazama said and pissed. Today, on the scoreboard Ragna Kisaragi and Ruke Norz Terumi were in the best rank of their monster hunting school.
Brown and Hazama and Konoe were beige which meant second. And Jin and Rachel were green which mean last, let's not worry about the others right now, it was an important day. All students went to the roof.
''MARRIED TO CELCIA!'' The clairvoyant passion fruit of destiny and fate said, declaring Tao's lifemate. ''MARRIED TO TSUBAKI!'' Her proclaimed again. ''Must you shout?''
Tsubaki asked. ''Oh shit, uber sorry.'' Her said. After all the students went through it was the staff's turn. ''…Married to Rotte Carmine.'' Her said. Hazama walked up next, 'whut about me?'' Asked the senpai of trolls. ''…'' Her couldn't answer, swearing Konoe was next ''MARRIED TO JUBEI!''
Her said, Hazama was heartbroken but this didn't stop him from being an excellent monster / br / It flashed through his mind. emArticle 10 /em of the Bro Code: ''A bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.'' Hazama was at a rave about to get total sex when Jubei texted him the / Looking at a chick with much bigger breasts ''She looks like a younger you''
Jubei said to Konoe: as they were on their anniversary date. ''Why thank you.'' Konoe said happily. em''Fuck well that didn't work''/em then konoe sneezed. ''Your sister let me do that.'' Jubei said. 'Okay weird.'' Konoe said.
Then he looked at what she was eating. ''Cute! Your growing a moustache, too!'' Jubei said. ''I'm leaving you.''
Konoe said tears in her eyes. Now outside she called Hazama crying into the phone she told him what happened. Ditching the rave Hazzy got in his steamship and went to / br / Why was Jubei and Konoe's relationship in shambles, what could this evenling mean? Was the wise omnipoient Her wrong? Tune in next time for a page in the past. /p