This FanFic is nothing more to kill my boredom that I am in right now, nothing put pure humor to it with my four different characters that represent me (A/N: don't worry I'll describe them as the story goes) that means perverts (A/N: which will be replaced by my favorite way to say the same word, Hentai XD) pervert jokes, slap stick, other kinds of jokes, going from anime to anime poking fun at them, and everyone's favorite past time….not telling you then onto the story which is so carefully thought out and perfectly named….
"oi" Regular speak
"oi" Thoughts
"Bang" Actions during speaking
(A/N: oi) my thoughts, and info
Killing the Boredom, Fanfic Author Style
Prelude: A Hunting We Shall Go
"WHAM, ow, WHAM, ow, WHAM" that is the sound of a blue haired, blue jean and blue denim, with a red undershirt, part time fan fiction author and full time hentai guy; slamming his head on his table in his room that he shares with his three closest friends which one of them walked into his room after hearing the noise of his perverted friend.
"Bored again Cre?" the brown haired that just past his eyes, black winged angel asked as he leaned his back against the doorway looking at Cre with a grin, and deep brown eyes that lack pupils (A/N: think of Huuyga's from Naruto) "Or are you trying to break the table with your face?"
"Shut up Fallen," Cre snapped back as he turned to his roommate, seeing him in his favorite WAY too long white coat with his wings out of the back, his favorite black shirt and over baggy blue jeans, "and yes I am bored and I can't think of anything for the new chapter of my fanfics." He stated as he adjusted the settings in his robotic right hand that attached to the upper half of the fore arm. "Shouldn't you be out on a date with your GIRLLLLFRIENNNNND!" Cre said, elongating the last word with his famous hentai grin. But to much to his dismay, Fallen Angel only shrugged it off.
"She's out with her girlfriends, said she'll be back in two weeks." Fallen stated as he sat down on his roomie's bed.
"WHAM and Iceman and Zeek are out on another job they got, said they'll be gone a couple of days." Cre said as he slammed his head onto the computer table again.
"So what's keeping you from 'jumping' to see your number one fan?" Fallen asked his blue haired friend, stating that his friend could go to a different plain of existence and seeing his friend.
"Ero-sennin is currently in the hospital for the next week thanks to the shrimp of a pupil of his ratting him out to the old hag of a Hokage. WHAM! CRASH" The last slam broke the computer table, making Fallen wince at the site.
"…want to go kill some Mary-Sue's?" Fallen suggested to Cre, a small evil grin on his face, "That's always fun to do." It took no more than two seconds for the blue wearing perv to put on a pair of black rimmed and red lens goggles over his eyes with a psycho grin and the only weapon known to man to kill a Mary-Sue, a modify sniper rile to handle antitank size bullets in a 26 bullet holding clip with special tips for maximum penetration (A/N: chuckles penetration) and named so perfectly well for its purpose, The Mary-Doom. He then tossed F.A. his Mary-Doom .
"A hunting we shall go then," Cre said as he walked out of his room "and I know the perfect place to start too." he ended with an evil chuckle, F.A. following his friend with an evil grin, shouldering his gun as the walked out of their house and into the tear Cre made and headed out on their boredom killing adventure…this should be fun.
Hunting season is open...
