Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or ARDBZ or Total Drama Island or Adventure Time. However, I own Misty and Dawn who I made up and is in the story.

"Hey everybody!" said a brunette lady in an aqua blue shirt and beach shorts. "I'm Dawn and welcome to the first ever Total Drama Island show!"

"Actually it's the fourth show they've made of this series…" pointed out the camera man.

"YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!" whined the hostess.

"Sorry. Sorry."

"Anyways…where was I? Oh yes…WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND…DRAGONBALL Z AND ADVENTURE TIME STYLE!"

"Uh do you think that's such a good idea?" asked the camera lady.

"Oh come on! Who doesn't like a talking dog, noodle armed boy, a vampire, and a girl made out of bubblegum?"

"No I think she meant the ARDBZ characters…and personally, I agree. I don't think it's a very good idea. For one thing, the main character is an ass."

"Plus we would have to stop to do those 'Parenting with Vegeta' things. Also, the fans will complain about how everybody talks badly about Gohan." pointed out the female camera woman.

"Oh yeah…" turns towards the camera "ARDBZ characters hate Gohan, but we here at Freak Monks Inc. support Gohan…"

"I DON'T!" shouted out an intern from the background.

"YOU DON'T COUNT!" she cleared her throat. "Anway, don't leave any mean comments about how Gohan rules and blah blah blah or any other character that gets pawned or made fun of. If you don't like the show, then don't stick around. Now let's introduce the characters! First off, it's the cast of ARDBZ."

"I can't believe I'm doing this…" growled Vegeta in an annoyed voice.

"Because we are going to win those million dollars! Plus, I've always wanted to go on a Reality show!" said a pumped up Bulma.

"Hey everybody!" Goku waved at the camera.

"Uh…am I on the camera?" Misty said to Dawn who nodded. "HEY AMERICA! AND ENGLAND! AND MY DOG!"

"You got invited too Krillin?" said Piccolo munching on a pickle.

"Hey, Piccolo!" said Gohan staring at Piccolo.

"What? That mystic piece of crap got invited too?" Vegeta glared at Gohan. "Next thing you know Dorky's gonna show up."

"Hey! I'm right here!" Krillin whined.

"OH HOLY FUCK! YOU'RE HERE TOO? WHAT NEXT! RADITZ AND THE ANDRIODS?"

"BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M RADITZ!"

"Hey shorty." 18 winked at Krillin making him blush.

"I'm bored…I'm going to go shoot some cats." said 17 twirling his gun.

"I'm just going to shut up now." said Piccolo.

"What time is it?" said Fin on the back of Jake.

"Adventure time!" Fin and Jake fist bumped.

"I'M GONNA WIN THAT MONEY!" shouted the ice king.

"Oh licorice sticks! My dress is going to get all dirty now!" Bubble sighed as she brushed off some dirt on her too long dress.

"Oh great…Bonnibel's here." mumbled Marceline tuning her guitar and had Gunther in her lap.

"Well this is going to be a very unrealistic episode." said Krillin.

"Well your baldness is unrealistic too, but I didn't trash it. Oh wait…I JUST DID!" said Jake.

"Why you little…!"

"Okay now to pick the teams!" an intern by the name of John (remember that name) came in, after hearing Dawn say her line, with a hat with pieces of paper in it.

"Here you are boss!" John winked at the camera.

"STAY OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT, JOHN!" Dawn snatched away the hat and let the characters pick the paper out of the hat.

After each character picked out their teams, Dawn looked at the papers each person had.

"Okay. On Team Hawk is: Goku, Vegeta, Raditz, Misty, Gunther, Marceline, Krillin, Dr. Gero, Piccolo, the Ice King and…"

"Wait wait!" the three camera people, the three interns, and Dawn moved. "Gohan…"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Vegeta started to blast everywhere, blowing up the trailers in the process. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"WHY?" screamed Goku.

"What so bad about Gohan?" asked Marceline.

"HE SUCKS!" Team Dynamite shouted.

"I like him better in DBZ." Misty sighed ripping up her "If I win the Million dollars and my team doesn't" list.

"Can't we trade teams?" asked Raditz. "I mean, COME ON! I bet the penguin does more than him!"

"No. Sorry. Deal with it. Okay the next team is team hawk…"

"HAHAHA! HOW RETARDED! THEY'RE NAMED AFTER A BIRD!" laughed Krillin.

"Unless you want to be the first one voted off of the show, shut up Bongo." snapped Dawn.

"My name's not Bong-oh yeah…Harmony Gold."

"Okay, as I was saying…this team includes: Chichi, Bulma, Cell (Goku: What the fuck!), Korin, Princess Bubblegum, 17 and 18 (Dr. Gero: Bull shit! They killed me), Bojack (Bojack: Arrgh! I be Bojack! The pirate!), Mirai Trunks, and Fin and Jake.

"UTTER BULL I SAY!" yelled Dr. Gero. "THEY KILLED ME!"

"Oh shut up or I'll let them kill you again!" Dawn growled.