WE may be working on our Advance Wars: Insanity fic, but WE always wanted to do a "Know Your Stars" Fic, and what better topic to do it on than Advance Wars! Our first one to be tormented is Andy. WE do not own Advance Wars or "Know Your Stars."…yet…
Andy
(Andy walks into the KYS studio.)
Andy: "I'm here for the wrench giveaway!"
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your Stars!
Andy: "I'm a star! Wow, I can't believe it…hey, who are you?"
Andy…he once ate 55 bean burritos…
Andy: "Ew! That's disgusting! Why in God's name would I ever eat any more that 45?"
Ok, I really didn't need to know that…
Andy: "Who are you, anyway?"
I'm the evil Know Your Stars voice.
Andy: "Hahahahaha…now really, who are you?"
Yo mama!
Andy: "Mommy? Is that really you? I thought you died in that landmine explosion."
God, I'm not sure whether his gullibility is a blessing, or a liability. Now where was I…? Oh yes! Andy… after eating all those burritos, he farted the French National anthem.
Andy: "No, that was Max on talent night."
Max: "Andy, why did you have to go and tell him that?" (Runs off crying.)
Too much information. Seriously too much. Andy... his favorite food is puke.
Andy: "Oh my God, you did not just say that! Come here and say that to my face, bastard!"
Ah…this is more like it!
Andy: "Hey, come here and let me kill you, cock face!"
Oooooh…Andy's got a little potty mouth.
Andy: "Shut the $ up and get down here."
Andy…his real name is Barbie von Poopoopants.
Andy: "That's a girl's name! I'm a guy, dumbass!"
You just had a surgery done, she male!
Andy: "What did you call me! Say that again!"
I would, but it'd overload your little pea brain!
Andy: "Argh!" (Yells until he passes out from lack of air.)
Now you know Andy, the 55-burrito-eating, French-National-Anthem-Farting potty mouth she male who used to be Barbie von Poopoopants.
How did you like it? Be sure to give US any ideas for torture! WE'LL be sure to put your name next to the idea. The next one for torture is Jake. Anyway, R&R.