A/N: I got the idea of this from a currently unfinished fanfic called: 'The Kids Are Not Alright They Actually Suck'
If you thought you recognised the premise of the story, it might have been from that.
P.S. The first three chapters of this story will be uploaded within a day or two, as they have already been written. But after that the chapters will be uploaded as frequently as I can.
P.P.S. This story is set in March of twenty-fifteen
These are the kids of the current South Park generation, including the less frequent characters:
Jimmy Allen: Father: Bill Allen: Mother/2nd Father: Fosse Allen
Joe Biggle: Father: Bradley Biggle: Mother/2nd Father: Sally Biggle
Rebeca Black: Father: Token Black: Mother/2nd Father: Nichole Black
Zachary Donovan: Father: Clyde Donovan: Mother/2nd Father: Bebe Donovan
Aaron Malkinson: Father: Scott Malkinson: Mother/2nd Father: Heidi Malkinson
Annie Marsh: Father: Stan Marsh: Mother/2nd Father: Wendy Marsh
Jack Marsh: Father: Stan Marsh: Mother/2nd Father: Wendy Marsh
Kelly 'Bubbles' McCormick: Father: Kenny McCormick: Mother/2nd Father: Butters McCormick
Leanne Mellman: Father: Pete Mellman: Mother/2nd Father: Kelly Mellman
Drake Mephesto: Father: Mephesto Terrance: Mother/2nd Father: N/A
Grace Mullen: Father: Jason Mullen: Mother/2nd Father: Jessie Mullen
Millie Petuski: Father: Dog–Poo Petuski: Mother/2nd Father: Emily Petuski
Peter Petuski: Father: Dog–Poo Petuski: Mother/2nd Father: Emily Petuski
Luke Stoley: Father: Kevin Stoley: Mother/2nd Father: Esther Stoley
Lola Broflovski–Cartman: Kyle Broflovski: Mother/2nd Father: Eric Cartman
Elizabeth Thorn: Father: Damian Thorn: Mother/2nd Father: Pip Pirrup
Lucifer Thorn: Father: Damian Thorn: Mother/2nd Father: Pip Pirrup
Henry Tucker: Father: Craig Tucker: Mother/2nd Father: Tweek Tucker
Frederick Turner: Father: Tommy Turner: Mother/2nd Father: Red Turner
Oliver Turner: Father: Unknown: Mother/2nd Father: Sally Turner
Jane Valmer: Father: Jimmy Valmer: Mother/2nd Father: Nancy Valmer
Gabriel Young: Father: Gregory Young: Mother/2nd Father: Christophe Young
A/N: There isn't really a need to have these I just thought I would give you them.