"That was the cheesiest, most cliché movie I've ever seen!"
"It wasn't that bad, Dré."
"Yes!Yes it was! Disney channel movies are better than that!"
"Some, not all."
" I can't believe you made me sit through that! Ninety minutes of kissing and catfights and shit."
"Aww,c'mon it was...Ok, you're right it was shit. No plot."
"Rogers and Ebert said they saw Academy Award"
"Dude, they're like a thousand years old! They can't even see their own hands right!"
"True dat!"
"Ok, let's set this straight, Dré. I love you, but never, ever try to talk street."
"You tried to talk street on the Wood."
"I know! And I hiccuped!Majorly! See? Talking street isn't helpful or productive! Street talk is bad!"
"Ok, whatever you say."
"Hey, don't walk away! Noooottt cool, man!"
"Tori, people are staring at you now."
"So I'm insane. Not a big shock, kay? I really don't give a shit. ""
"You're screaming."
"Dre? Let me introduce you to something named the Point. You, dear boy, are missing it. Entirely"
"..."
" Oh my god. Oh my god."
"Geez, don't die on me."
"Oh my God. I love that old lady."
" Haha, yes, very funny, she hit me with a purse. Man, what was she carrying?"
"She didn't just hit you with a purse. She also reprimanded you."
"Yeah, about that. I am not a dishonorable jerk nor do I hate women."
" I know, but it was hilarious to hear"
" I'm going to make a mental note to watch out for old women with large purses the next time I walk away from you."
"Not the best thing to say in this situation, André!"
"Don't worry, I'm not planning anything-yet."
"You jerk."
"Haha, just kidding."
"You better be, woman-hater."
"Well, not all women."
"André!"
"What!"
"I'm going to find that old lady."
"You do that."
"Why are we having this conversation in the middle of the Ventura Park Mall Cinema?"
"I don't know,Tori. You started it."
"You're so not helping."
"Uh, the situation is not helping."
"People are staring at us."
"Isn't that how we got into this?"
"Oh, shut up."
"Ok, fine, be that way."
"Good...André?"
"..."
"Andre!"
"..."
"Oh, don't play games with me, I know you can talk."
"You told me to shut up."
"And he is mute no more!"
"..."
"My turn to laugh."
"I wasn't making being mute a laughing matter! Was I laughing? Did you see me laughing? No, no you did not."
"I see how you got into Hollywood Arts, Miss Drama Queen.
"Eww, look at that."
"What?"
"Your dignity is crawling , it's so small."
"..."
"People might consider this abuse, you know!"
"Yes, I might get a life sentence. My criminal name will be the Tickle Monster. Let them all fear me!"
" You...are...a...dork..."
"Hey, don't die on me."
"Oh, if only I could."
"Music to my ears."
"Oh, ha-ha."
"Hey, Tori?"
"Yeah?"
"If I ever ask you out to the movies, remind me to abort that plan immediately."
"You're so hilarious, André. Please stop, I can't take it anymore."
"Your sarcasm is intriguing."
"So are my fists, I could give your eye a close-up if you'd like to see."
"Oh Tori, stop, I can't breathe. Don't do this to me."
"Now who's the drama queen?"
"King!"
"No, I meant what I said."
"The hilarity is killing me."
"Oh,look André, the popcorn butter is making your face break out"
"Oh, really, well then,let me share."
"Oh, gross, André! Dude, that's...that's sick!"
"Yeah, my specialty. Hey,Tor, you think we should go now?"
"Maybe run."
"Yeah. They're already staring. Let's just go before they get a license plate number."
"Yes, let's return to my house to do exciting things like algebra. Let them all be jealous."
"Let's go."