Hi everyone, TeddyLuver here! I was reading a couple of these Q & A blog/talk show stories and I thought it would really fun to do one myself! So, here is Starstruck with Selena Gomez!

I had to use Selena Gomez because I can just totally imagine her as a talk show host, especially after Battle of the Network Stars. Oh, and all the "fans" in this chapter are completely made up, so sorry if I stole anyone's pen name.

Disclaimer: I do not own SWAC, or Selena Gomez, or any other stars mentioned in this story.


Selena: Hello everyone, and welcome to StarStruck with Selena Gomez!

*audience cheers*

Selena: Thank you, thank you. Now, since this is our premiere show, I'd just like to clear up a few things. First of all, by StarStruck we do not mean that you fans are going to go all ga-ga for the stars I bring out tonight. Well, you can do that, but that's not the point. No, the point it: To strike out stars! You know... with like, questions? ...... Never mind.

Selena: Anyway, on StarStruck, we are going to invite one or two (or more) stars up every week and have YOU, our loyal fans, ask them questions. Got it? Get it? Good. We are first going to start from stars from everyone's favorite TV Network, Condor TV!!

*audience cheers*

Selena: To kick off our premiere, we are going to invite all our favorite stars up here for two episodes, before interrogating them each individually. So, feel free to ask them all any questions you like. Without further ado, please welcome, the casts of So Random and MacKenzie Falls!!!!

*audience cheers as Sonny, Tawni, Nico, Grady, Zora, Chad, Portlyn, and Ferguson run in*

Selena: Hey there everyone! How are you all doing?

Sonny: It's so great to be here Selena!

Tawni: I'm fine. And pretty!

Chad: I can't believe I missed my massage for this stupid show...

Selena: Now, Chad, be nice. I'm a talk show host I can dish out the dirt on you to the world.

Chad: I mean, no massage can compare to this wonderful and amazing show!

Selena: Better.

Grady: I'm hungry.

Nico: You're always hungry.

Portlyn: Well, I'm fine, a little dissapointed, because I didn't get to do my big drama scence cuz Chad canceled rehersal cuz he was to busy with So...

Chad: Portlyn, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't talk with out a script!

Ferguson: Fine thanks.

Selena: Hey, where are Marta, Chastity and Skyler?

Chad: Not here.

Selena: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Chad: No prob. *winks and pops collar*

Sonny: Jerk.

Chad: *in sing-songy voice* Di-va.

Sonny: Jerkthrob.

Chad: Random.

Selena: Cut it out! Geez, this is even worse than when I starred in your movie. Camp Hip Hop was so much better. Anyway, let's get to the questions. Here we have a question for the cast of So Random from SoRandomForever who lives in Utah. SoRandomForever wants to know "What was your favorite sketch?"

Grady: Probably the Gassie sketches. Those are so funny! I can totally relate to Gassie.

*everyone scoots away from Grady*

Selena: Umm.... okay then. Nico?

Nico: Gotta say the Granny Slam!

Tawni: I like the Check it Out Girls sketch best. I look so pretty!

Selena: I'm sure you do. What about you Sonny?

Sonny: Gee, it's hard to say. I love all our sketches. My favorite one would probably have to be the So you think you can PP Dance? sketch.

Selena: I thought that was was hilarious too. What about you Zora?

*silence*

Selena: Zora? Zora? Where'd she go?

*Zora jumps down from ceiling in front of Chad*

Chad: *screams like a little girl*

Zora: Hahaha! That was awesome!

Selena: I agree, that was pretty awesome. Anyone get that on tape?

Zora: Course I did. Here. *hands Selena tape*

Selena: YouTube, here I come!

Chad: Don't you dare-!

Selena: Anyhoo, Zora what is your favorite sketch?

Zora: That's easy! Fasty's Fast Food! I love pelting people with food! Mwahahaha! *runs of laughing evilly*

Selena: O-kay... our next question is for Chad and Sonny from ChannyLover345 in Montana. ChannyLover345 wants to know "Why don't you two just admit that you like each other?" Yeah, I wanna know that too.

Sonny: Pshh... what? I don't like C-Chad! Pshhh, you're crazy.

Selena: Coughcoughdenialcoughcough.

Sonny: I am not in denial!

Selena: Yeah, you are, you're voice got high.

Sonny: Stupid high voice.

Chad: Ha-ha, I knew it Munroe. Just can't resist all of this, can ya?

Sonny: You are so full of it Chad. I-Don't-Like-You. The question was for you too, you know.

Selena: Yeah, Chad. Why don't you just admit you like Sonny?

Chad: What? Ha, you're nuts. CDC does not like Randoms. Even ones with pretty hair.

Sonny: Ha! You just admitted you think I have pretty hair!

Chad: W..What? I did not!

Sonny: Did too!

Chad: Did not!

Sonny: Did too!

Chad: Did not!

Sonny: Did too!

Selena: STOP IT! God, you two are so annoying. Just shut up and kiss already!

Sonny: Why would I want to kiss him?

Chad: Why would I want to kiss her?

Selena: *sarcastically* Oh gee, I don't know, maybe because YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER!!!! *takes deep breath* Anyway, our last question is for Grady from PotatoCheeseBits from Washington. PotatoCheeseBits asks "Do you like cheese on your potatoes?"

Grady: Of course I do! Cheese is great with everything!

Chad: What kind of a stupid question is that?

Grady: Cheese isn't stupid!

Chad: Is too!

Grady: Is not!

Selena: Okay, okay, we're going to stop this before it gets out of hand. As much as I want to see Chad get beat up...

Chad: Hey!

Selena: We're all out of time for today.

Tawni: What?! We can't be out of time! There wasn't a question for me yet!!

Selena: Um.....

Tawni: THAT'S NOT FAIR! OR PRETTY! *starts throwing diva tantrum*

Selena: *says quickly* Well, thanks for joining us for the season premiere of StarStruck with Selena Gomez! Don't forget to send in your questions with your name and state. Oh and someone, please send it a question about Tawni! Catch ya later! *runs offstage*


So... what did you think? Hit? Miss?

Please send in questions! I will probably do the first 7 questions, so review quickly! Peace out, suckas!