A/N: I'm back with yet another black x Chichi fic XD. while I haven't forgotten about 'Trapped' this is just drabble-ish, lighthearted and not to be taken seriously ficcy, something to keep you guys (and me) entertained until I get my motivation for trapped back lol
and keep in mind that this Black is an AU Black, which his backstory is going to be revealed in future chapters.
chapter 1
in which Black realizes the folly of his deeds
Zamasu had warned him; He had specifically told him NOT to use the time ring, and especially not to use it to travel back in time. Black had understood the reason behind it, going back in time could lead to serious precautions, ones that could put all their hard work to waste, ruin their ultimate plan of cleansing the universe of these wretched mortals, and he could have an unfortunate meeting with Beerus and inadvertently die. but the Box, where the time ring had been safely hidden from prying eyes, sat there, right in front of him. Tempting and testing his loyalty...
The human vessel he inhabited had always been a curious creature, had always sought the unknown, coupled with his innate desire for a new challenge made it almost impossible for Black to sit still. And the truth of the matter is, Black had been bored!
After vanquishing the Saiyan, Trunks, the earth had turned entirely into a barren wasteland, thus they were on their next step towards Utopia: the reconstruction of earth. Nothing Black was knowledgeable about; He and Zamasu functioned as a pair, where one destroys, the other builds. So really, his job was over and done with and he had nothing else to do beside staring at the ring box, and by Gods the lure had been strong!
Zamasu would be displeased if he found out, that thought lingered for a while in his head, and was the reason he hesitated, but then again what could possibly go wrong? He'll be careful, He'll make sure to do no mistakes that could alter the timeline. And if Zamasu had ever found out, it's not like he could do anything, the Kai might be immortal, but he's the stronger one...
And thus here he was, in the past...
He wasn't sure how many years back he traveled to, but quite frankly he was already pleased. The environment was refreshing and he inhaled deeply the unpolluted air. The area he was in seemed foreign now, while he was inside a building before, now he was surrounded by dense foliage trees. Black relaxed, closing his eyes, he stretched his senses to farthest reaches of earth and searched for something even remotely familiar. First energy to come up on his radar was the strongest by far and he had recognized it as young Son Goku's. Black smirked, it was so puny compared to his, but for now he will avoid all contact with his replica. No fun in defeating the weaker. next he sensed that scientists, Trunks' mother, what was her name again...? Oh, well didn't matter.
He had sensed several other relatively strong energies but none in which Black had recognized. most pleasingly, though he sensed no Trunks around! not surprising, he went way back in the past, before Trunks' birth, apparently.
Suddenly, Black stood still, in the distance, north east from where he stood, he detected a Ki. A Ki that seemed to be spiking intermittently. It was by no means big, but something about it, something had struck as scarcely… intimate. Black had contemplated whether he should investigate, or just let it go for it could lead to something serious, but once again his curiosity had won, and he found himself transmitting to that thing's location.
The sight that greeted Black at his arrival made him raise a brow, a small human female had been having a duel with a dinosaur that was about 15 times her size. She moved gracefully between his limps, sweeping one leg at his knee with a powerful a blow causing the creature to fall forward, hastily the human moved out of the way, jumped and landed a finishing blow to the head. she had surprisingly won!
'Not bad for a human…' Black thought, mildly impressed!
Dusting her attire, the girl turned and had finally registered his presence.
"Goku?" he watched her; it took her five seconds (and he counted) to turn from bewildered to disgustingly happy. Why? He soon found out as the human clasped her hands in front of her chest, face beaming and eyes sparkling. "Goku!" She squealed, bouncing her way towards him. That! That action alone made him take a step back, For a second there, he was actually weary!
When she reached him, she instantly jumped on his arm. His eyes twitched and Although Black had stood poised, he was seriously contemplating killing her.
How dare this filthy human touch him!
"Oh, Goku, you came back for me~" she was squeezing his arm to her soft breast so tight, and rubbing her cheek against it like a cat, completely missing how his countenance had contorted with contempt. Just what's with this creature?!
Black had to take a deep breath and remember that she had recognized him as Goku, that was mistake one for him. He should not expose himself now as anyone different, she clearly knew his vessel. Besides he was also still curious about this girl, why her Ki summoned him. But It is alright, he will have to play it coolly, tolerate this earthling for the time being.
"Hn, yes." He said nothing more for he didn't know what her name was.
"aha! I knew you'd remember our promise!" She shrieked, showing absolutely no self restraint with the noises she was producing. Just what was wrong with her? He had met a lot of earthlings and none of them behaved like her. But then again he wasn't actively trying to kill her, either.
"Hn."
She let go of him, finally, as she took a stand before him, scrutinizing. "wow you've grown!" she puckered her lips, furrowing her eyebrows. "I mean you've really grown..."
Black tensed, sensing her suspicion and he cleared his throat. "training!"
That answer seemed to suffice as her face brightened slightly, But then she frowned and leaned forward on her toes. Agitated, he uttered. "what?!"
"um, what's with the black clothes?" she cocked her head to the side, curiosity gleaming in her eyes.
Had Son Goku never warn black? Truth of the matter was, Black hadn't been told much about the past life of this body, nor had he cared enough to ask. he was divine, why should he be interested in a wretched mortal's life? Even if he had inhibited said wretched mortal's body. But it would seem that it might have been useful in his current situation. Oh, well, can't be helped, he supposed.
Black shifted rather uncomfortably where he stood, searching for the right answer lest invoke suspicion. "do you not like it?" he asked, gauging her reaction.
"No, no, nothing like that, I just thought you'd be wearing the hermit school's Gi, that's all…" The unstable human then cupped her flushed cheek, "but I think you look really handsome in 'em, Goku." And then she proceeded to squeal and squeak shyly all over again, "you know, I was afraid I'd have to go to the tournament if you hadn't come for me, hehe, I'm so glad you came!"
He was so not glad he came!
his jaw tightened, Black had little to no experience in dealing with humans –and definitely not one as deranged as this female- all his previous interactions had involved them screaming and dying, really, he never once stopped to care about starting a conversation, they were beneath him after all. But as he looked upon the creature with anticipating eyes, he realized he had to say/do something… and the best that came to mind at the moment was something Zamasu had always offered him whenever he felt uncertainty: a smile! Right all he had to do is give her a genuine, with no ill intention smile. Easy. He never done it before but how hard can it be?
Black's lips twitched, stretching wide across his face in what he deemed a lighthearted, genuine smile.
The girl blinked, looking startled for a second there but quickly shifted her eyes to the side, "well… I think it's time to go back!"
Hmph, seems like it worked, Black thought, watching the girl as she brushed past him, towards the dead animal she killed earlier. Grabbing the dinosaur by its tale, she brought him to where he stood. she cracked a grin and aggressively looped her arm around his. Gods, he really hoped he wouldn't have to deal with her for long. "Pa is gonna be so happy to see you, Goku!" she sighed, rather dramatically in his opinion. "Ah! I've been waiting for you for so long~"
"why?"
the question had sort of unintentionally flew out of his mouth, but the girl giggled as she kept dragging him and the dinosaur together. "why, of course, so we get married, silly! now let's hurry up, so we can start on the wedding preparation!"
it was then, Black blanched. Did she just say they're getting married?!
i feel sorry for Black tbh.
have you ever wondered what would happen if black was the one to marry chichi? i haven't tbh until i wrote this.