(Serious A/N: NOTE: THIS IS INTENDED AS A JOKE. THERE MAY BE JOKES SOME FIND OFFENSIVE. IF SO, PLEASE JUST STEP AWAY FROM THIS FANFICTION WHEN YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE! Sooo... This is the first trollfic/badfic/crackfic/whatever-kills-your-Dangronps I've ever written, and it wasn't just me. My best friends Sarah and Abby helped out a lot! Half the plot was their ideas! Also, a huge shoutout goes to wmsm5ever, that guy that wrote Dangan Ronpa: A Life Of New Hope, because we used sooo many jokes from it!
This fanfic is dedicated to my girlfriend, who hated it so much I continued it just to piss her off)
PROLOG
lol ok so there wuz this 1 school called tenshit academy where all the students shat their pants snd died so they closed tenshit academy so no more ppl would shit their pants. but lol this dumb biatch Sachigo was all liek "hail no." so she want all deamon and shit. so all these ppl dyed and some dumb bicht fell down the stairs while going all YORO. You onry rive once. Cuz they live in jappan and they have no letter L snd anime eyez and tons of pantie shots.
Then liek thirty yrs later these gurls were all liek "GURLFREND I WANNA GO DIE POOPING FROM MY ANUS" and they died after. Here's how they died:
"BABYGAL WE GOTTA FUQ OR WE'll go poop." That was Psycho, lol she was a dumb biatch who's gay with Neyom but its totally not homo. Neyomi says, "Psycho calm yo small tittiez" Nayom says, "mah titties are bigger and more supple"
"Y WONT SATOISHI FUK MEEEEEE?!1?!" Nayom l8r sed. Nayomi was obsessed with this stoopid boy named Satoishi but he was dumb so he didnot get it. these tree were in this hugass luv trianggel but there mamas didn't no. Some of ther mamys were dead anyway. Dey woud get dead later anyway so whatev
"Hey gurl lemme fuk yu. Pwease?" Dat was Yoskiikee lol he was a desperate whore.
"No i want satoishi to fuk me!1!" Lol that was Ayoomee she was a fangurl of satoishi. holy shirt he was poplar even tho he was stoopid. Ayoomee wuz also into deamons and whore, fuck immean horror stiries. Speaking of whores there was this one guy his naem was morishigay and he was ratchet. I mean he was more rachet then nike minnaj and she ratchet as fuk. he get sdead soon and no one really care but him anyway. morishigay also took a shitton ov pics of coprses which is fucking creepey. altho thers this gurl who is all liek "ERMAGHERD ITS SHOOGO-NA" cuz dats what she call him. and oh yeah her name was Mayo. liek mayonnaise but jappanese version. cept she had small tit unliek most jappaneze anime characters. smaller tit then the elevator thad was smaller then mukuro ikusabas titties.
n e ways, there wuz this other gurl who was like "I LOEV MY BIG BRODDA I WNAT HIS SATOISHI IN MY YUCKA" in case ur a dum biatch and cant understand shit, yucka is satoishis sister who thinks incest is wincest so she and tha satoishis fangrells rape satoishi daily. satoishi poops his pants a lot now cuz of that shit but his anus hurts a lot when he poops cuz they rape him in tha butthole all da tiem.
i think thats everyone oh wait i fergot yooi-sensey she was all liek "i older than yew all so obey me, slaevs" and she and Ayoomee playd a prank on the rest of teh corrpz prrty members. Heres how shit went down at hopes peek (wrong school, I no .Lol im funny :D)!
(Not Serious A/N: k so dis was da prolog of corrpz prrty dis taked us liek 5evr. liek, i aint even joking this taked so muhc effort omg it aint even funny how muhc work we had 2 do! sooooo... like and review and all dat shit!11! THANK!)