Chapter 1: Cyborg, the Musical
It was a normal day in a normal giant T-shaped tower, also known as "Titans Tower." Cyborg was enjoying himself a scrumptious piece of toasted toast with some baked bacon on it.
"Yum," comes out of Cyborg's overly large mouth. Meat is Cyborg's passion. It was also his only true love for a very long time. Meat and him… just go together, is all anyone could say, if you had the guts to ask, of course.
"Yum, yum...Yum, yum… Oh my BOOYA, my bacon!
OOOooooOOOOOooOOooohhhhh! I'm in love, love, with you! Oh boo, oh yeah! Oh boo, oh yeah! Yeah… YEAH… YEAAAAAAAAAH!" The rest of the Titans broke out into a ferocious applause; Beast Boy even nearly drowned himself with tears! (However, that might be because he cried in elephant form, and nearly drowned as a fly).
"Friend Cyborg, that was… BEAUTIFUL! It made water rise from my eyes!" Starfire cried, "but might I ask, what is this 'Yum' you speak of?"
"You, suga-baby… are the hot to my sauce…" Cyborg whispers.
"Rawr! Just kidding… APRIL FOOLS THE FIRE OF STARS!" Cyborg finishes off dramatically, after noticing his lovely Robin have a seizure from his words of wisdom.
"Oh Robin… Oh, ohhhhhhhh, ROBIN!" Cyborg breaks out into his heavy metal scream. Robin is redder than Cyborg's beating heart, which only beats for Robin and bacon. 'Perhaps,' Cyborg thought, 'I should confide Gizmo and Mammoth for these BLOSSOMING feelings for the bird of my nest.'
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This work was originally intended for my master's philosophy class, but unfortunately I got kicked out for writing this. We hope you will enjoy this so much that you will show this to your kids one day.
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