FullMetal vs The Flame

by xXDrowningInChocolateXx

Edward insists Roy was asking for it and that he deserved it.I don't know about that, so we'll let you decide, but one thing I DO know, is that Roy Mustang will not calling Ed short anytime soon-no Ed I'm not implying you're short,I promise.Language alert

FullMetal Vs. The Flame

"YOU BASTARD! I AM NOT FU*KING SHORT!" Roy Mustang looked casually around.

"What was that Edward? Where are you? I can faintly hear you, but I can't seem to see you."

"GRR! I'M RIGHT HERE YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN ALCHEMIST!"

The spectators gulped quietly and began backing slowly away. None of them were stupid enough to get between the two men. Especially considering what had happened last time. They shuddered as they began remembering the….incident.

Flashback

Edward Elric and Roy Mustang were once again throwing insults at one another. The spectators were looking back and forth to the two men as if it was some kind of ping pong match. Roy had once again insulted the shr-ahem, I mean Edward's height(or lack thereof).

"WHAT"S WITH ALL THE SHORT JOKES? Will you STOP and act like an adult? Tch…" Edward was getting seriously pissed off. Couldn't the bastard just stop? Honestly, he wasn't even that short!

"Heh. Alright Edward," Edward felt very relieved…until he continued; "I'll start acting like an adult. But if I have to then you have to as well. So why don't you just transmute yourself a stepstool and talk to me like a man…Face to face!" Edward's face went completely blank. However inside that smart little-no Ed, I'm not calling you short-yes I promise. Anyway, in that smart little-Damn it Ed, Stop interrupting me, aw screw it! In that smart head of his, he was forming a devious plan. So, without hesitating Edward sprinted up to Mustang and kicked him right between the legs…with his left leg.

"OUF!" Mustang doubled over, his head about where Edward's was. 'That damn brat!' Mustang growled mentally. 'Ow, Fu*k that leg of his hurts! Poor Roy jr…' Mustang whimpered as Edward walked closer to him.

"As you where saying…?" The brat smugly inquired.

End Flashback

No, the spectators would certainly not be coming between them. They valued their parts thank you very much.

"YOU BASTARD!"

Hmm, this is basically just the written form of a little comic on DeviantArt its by DragonEyes9 and the url is http: / browse . deviantart . com/?q =Roy Mustang&order =9&offset= 144#/dapgb2

Just take out the spaces. Oh, and I did add my own little parts. So anyway, comments would be nice! See ya

~K

P.S. Yes it's really short, but it was a pretty short little comic. Awesome, but short- damn it Ed! I'm not calling you short!