A.N. This kind of just happened at tw in the morning…. It is set during Percy holding the sky in The Titan's Curse. It contains strong language and drug implications.
My vision turned fuzzy. Everything was tinged with red. I caught glimpses of the battle, but I wasn't sure if I was seeing clearly. Atlas was still attacking with his staff. Artemis fought back with a silver chariot with seven dragon heads. I don't know where she got it. Then Zoe attacked riding a giant wolf that breathed fire at the titan. After attacking, the wolf stood on it's hind legs and said 'fuck you, good sir' in a perfect british accent. Off in the distance, Thalia and Luke were making out and still sword fighting. I didn't know how they were doing it, but somehow they made it work. Annabeth charged in and attacked Atlas. She had four arms now and wielded five swords. I don't know how she did it, but she did and I thought she looked even fricken hotter…don't ask. Suddenly Luke's army arrived at the top of the mountain, but rather than start killing us, they broke out into a tap dance. Suddenly, my father appeared before me. He had Grover in one hand and Bessie in the other. He said "Did you throw these into my ocean?" I said "No, I only threw Grover." Then Poseidon turned into Chiron, except he wasn't really Chiron. He had legs and was wearing a tutu. Chiron said "Percy, remember what I taught you!" "Latin?" I said. Chiron said "Yes" and disappeared. So I started shouting at Atlas in Latin. But all I could remember was "Vini Vidi Vici." Atlas looked at me like I was confused. He brought me a giant plate of coucous and a bendy straw. He said "I don't know why you'd ask for this." Then Hades appeared with Charon talking about a new suit. Hades looked at me and said "I'm docking your pay one million years." I yelled "But I worked hard for that promotion!" Then everything dissolved and Zeus appeared. He said "Bitch, you in my hood now." Just as I was about to ask when he got thug, he blasted me to smithereens. I opened my eyes again. Everything was normal and chaotic again. The moral of this story is "the sky is drugs, you should totally do it. All the demi gods are holding it now." Peace i'm Percy Jackson.
A.N. I don't condone drug use. I just thought this story was kinda funny. Please read and review.
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