"Blondie, four'o'clock." I casually looked to my left and sure enough, blondie was a hottie.
"I'll be right back guys." I said to my group of friends. I sauntered over to blondie, who was casually leaning against the bar.
"Waiting for your order?" I asked as she surveyed me up and down.
"Waiting to order is more like it." She replied.
"Justin!" I called to the bartender. "A drink for the lady."
She gave me a sexy smirk. Score!
Justin, the bartender came over. "What can I get for you?"
"I'll take two beers." Blondie said. Maybe not a jackpot after all.
"You here with someone?" She gave me a knowing smile.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Just then, a shorter brunette sidled up right between us.
"Rose we need to get the hell out of here." The brunette stated talking, "This complete weirdo…"
"Hmm…Hmm.." I interrupted.
Brunette turned to me, "No thank you, she's not interested."
"Excuse me?" I said offended.
"She's not interested. Are you deaf?" She argued.
"I think she can speak for herself." I argued back.
"Fine." Brunette folded her arms. "Rose do you want to have a one night stand with this guy tonight."
"Whoa…whoa…whoa…What if I wanted to get her number so I can take her out like a lady, huh?" She scoffed.
"Yeah. Sure. You came up here to ask her out to dinner. I know your type. Your looking to get laid." She said, all high and mighty.
"You don't know anything about me. How do you know I'm not a complete gentleman." At this point we were full on arguing.
She laughed, "You are so full of yourself."
"You know what? You sound like a bitter old lady?"
"Bitter?" She screamed, "Old?"
"I didn't mean you look old. You look really good."
She laughed, "I love how you can make me feel bad and good about myself at the same time."
"It's a gift." We laughed together. "Hey where did your friend go?"
"Aww shit." She cussed.
"Let me buy you a drink." She eyed me suspiciously.
I held up my hands in surrender, "I'm not hitting on you I swear. I've just never met anyone who reminded me of me."
"I should really find my friend." She said, but sat down at the bar. "I'll take a Blue Moon, no orange."
"Two Blue Moon's Justin." I turned back to brunette. "So I didn't get your name."
"That's because I didn't give it to you."
This chick made me want to poke my eyes out. "Can I get it?"
"Maybe if you ask nicely." She smiled mock sweetness.
"Can I please get your name?" I mocked back.
"Look at you, sounding all gentlemanly." She teased.
Justin came back with our drinks and I turned to her. "It's Bella."
"Edward." We shook hands.
"Nice to meet you Edward." She chugged her beer. "I'll take another."
I shook my head and laughed. "Justin!" He nodded and brought another.
"Oh and I'm not sleeping with you."
"Wasn't planning on it." I shook my head.
Two hours later we were back at my place, having the most amazing night in my life.