Yes, this is a crackfic made by me, Angelspie, and snowie101. We were really hyper and it was 2:00 AM, sooo...
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The start of summer, a time of relaxation, and so we tune in to a certain sunshine cruise lines…
"that's my saké shorty!"
"Who're you callin' short!"
Bottle smashes
"Idiot now there is no saké!"
Bitch slap(A/N: Rangiku now in bitch mode)
Ed: flee
Izuru enters lounge. "what the hell are you doing?"
"what do you think?"
"Probably the usual."
Hitsugaya enters.
"Taichou, did you bring any more saké?"
vein pops in annoyance
Hitsugaya leaves.
Izuru knocks Rangiku out.
Izuru says, "Crazy woman."
Izuru leaves room leaving Rangiku lying on the floor and sees Winry in the hallway.
Winry says, "Did you guys see Ed?"
Currently, Ed comes down running down the hall, realizes that he's close to the lounge and runs the other direction.
Winry "Oh."
Renji pops up.
Izuru says, "Hey."
Renji says, " Right... did you see any of those crazy ninja people?"
Rukia comes up, taps Renji on the shoulder, and says, "Now, I wonder, who was the one who booked us on this cruise?"
Renji turns around, and says, "Uuummmmm…!!"
(And now we come to our second fleeing guy.)
Rukia, turning to Izuru, releases her reiatsu.
Izuru gets shivers.
Rukia asks, "why are there people piloting these freaky giant robots?"
Izuru says, "Don't ask me. I'm sure Renji know, because it's his fault we're on this cruise in the first place."
Sasuke, Sakura, Neji and Tenten, and Naruto and Hinata run onto the deck.
Sakura says, "I see a little black dot coming on the next big wave!"
Wave gets closer…
Naruto says, "Holy s! I think it's …"
All ninjas stare at a yellow pair of board shorts on Orochimaru.
"Board shorts really aren't flattering on Orochimaru." Sakura said.
"Yeah, especially yellow ones." Naruto said.
THUMP
"Well they don't look good on you either!"
Hinata "Neji nii-san, why does he have dynamite with him?"
Neji :….
Tenten: smiles "Just ignore him, Hinata."
Athrun and Kagari run onto the deck.
Athrun: It has the ZAFT insignia on the dynamite.
Kagari: gasp "why is ZAFT allying with crazy ninjas?"
Orochimaru throws dynamite at ship.
Everyone on board tries to jump off the ship.
POW (Please note that when we had this typed on Microsoft Word, the POW was size 500.)
Everyone in the ocean is hanging off little chunks of wood.
The ocean current sweep them away to… Banana Doom Island!
A notorious island, known to be covered with…BANANAS!! dun dun dun dunn
Everyone gets separated into three groups:
Group 1:
Sasuke, Sakura, Hitsugaya, Hinamori, Kira and Lacus
They sit in a circle around a bonfire made by hinamori's kidou.
Sakura tries to get everyone to join in on the Indian Powow.
No one else is convinced.
Lacus decides to sing a song.
Group 2:
Naruto, Hinata, Edward, Winry, Renji and Rukia.
Naruto, Edward and Renji get into an argument, typical guy bashing each other up scene.
Girls quietly eat bananas while being entertained by the guys and laughing at them at the same time.
Group 3:
Kagari, Athrun, Rangiku, Izuru, Neji and Tenten
Rangiku is still drunk. She says, "Taichou, gimme some saké!"
Neji is being forced by Tenten to look for food.
Ranguki: Haha, sucker.
Athrun trying to get communication with his walkie talkie.
Group 1:
Kira on the other end… "Someone, we're stuck on a banana covered island! Help us!"
Kira: Oh, my walkie talkie is working!
Kira banging on the walkie talkie.
Hitsugaya: What are you doing to that piece of junk?
Kira: Just clearing the water.
Group 3:
Athrun holding walkie talkie to ear hears: bam bam bam
Athrun: O.o
faints from noise level coming out of walkie talkie
Kagari: Oh my, I suppose we have to do something about him.
Group 2:
Guys stop bashing each other up.
Rukia: Oh, you're done already?
All three guys: I'm hungry.
Girls sweat drop.
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Sooo, at the end of a long day, everyone is sleeping and eating bananas.
The next day…
The three groups decided to find each other; all the while eating bananas, and singing "Hollaback girl".
Eventually, they all get captured by the monkey kingdom.
They are forced to complete three EXTREMELY difficult tasks.
Peel a banana without harming the banana.
They must choose one representative to peel THE chosen one (banana).
If they fail, all shall be forced to walk THE PLANK.
There will be three candidates to be chosen for the representative.
(representative will be chosen by THE MONKEY KING.)
Three candidates are…
Lacus
Hinata
Neji(What?!)
The three candidates have to audition in front of THE MONKEY KING.
Lacus: Oh no, I could never hurt a poor, defenceless banana! (Sasuke :didn't you eat a banana yesterday??? Lacus: Shhh!! My reputation is on the line!)
Hinata: I don't know, don't you just peel it?
Neji: hakkeshou rokujyuyonshou ! (Neji creamed the poor helpless banana)
Everyone else: bashes head against closest object
Neji is chosen by THE MONKEY KING.
Renji: Isn't he the guy that just creamed a banana???!!!!
Hinata: Neji nii-san, I believe in you. You can do it!
Neji: hn…
All bystanders: Now, peel it, like a NORMAL person.
Neji: And what if I don't want to?
Bystanders: And what if we make you? (Ed: our lives are one the line!)
Neji: Then I won't ever talk to you again.
Everyone (including monkeys): gasp some pass out from the shock
Everyone (not including monkeys and have not passed out): Just do it, dumbass!
"fine." Neji says grudgingly.
And so, the banana is peeled (like a NORMAL person).
Our heroes passed the first trial.
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I know that the grammar sucks, but flames are welcome, I don't really care. PLUS, this story will not update until my friends come over. If you really like this story, then yell at our parents. Also, I do not know all the animes that were used, I am only familiar with Fullmetal Alchemist. So too bad, don't ask me any questions about Bleach, Naruto or Gundam Seed.
Please review?