Legolas singing to the tune of Abba's Dancing Queen:


I am the dancing queen, young and sweet, only three thousand two hundred and seventeeen

(Elven chorus: la la la)

Dancing Queen, tall and lean, the prettiest elf you've seen!

(Elven Chorus: la la la )

And I can dance! I can jive, living my immortal life . . .

oh oh whoa see my bow, watch the arrow, and die you foe!

(Elven Chorus: la la la)



I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and gay

And I pity

Any elf who isn't me today

I feel charming

Oh so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real

So pretty! Yeah!