What was Sasuke thinking while doing a quiz?

Question 1. Who needs money?

Hmmmm… I think my husband Kakuzu, thought Sasuke.

Q2 Who loves ice-cream?

Definitely my honey Tobi,smirked Sasuke.

Q3 What makes u happy?

Oh..oh.. I know, TOBI AND TOMATOEEESSSSSSS. This is a damn good quiz, Sasuke smiled.

While Sasuke was doing the quiz , he started to feel hungry and decided to go and fetch some tomatoes from his garden. He was about to answer the next question when he saw his destroyed garden.

(O.O oh...my...god)

And he saw...a...piece... of... TOBI'S MASK... lying on the ground.

Q4 What happened today?

Tobi destroyed my tomatoes. I'M SO GONA KILL THAT BLOODY SHITHEAD BASTARD, freaked Sasuke

Sasuke left his destroyed garden (with a really heavy atmosphere) and went to find Tobi. His veins were popping off and he was gona...k..ii...lll.

(I CANNOT EVEN WRITE IT)

Muahahaha, the plan worked. Soon my sweet Sasuke will come back to me and forget those damn Akatsuki. Hah, did they really think that I would give up on Sasuke...

(WHO IS THAT?)

Well, well who we have here, Orochimaru planning to take over Sasuke.

Meantime Sasuke walked to Tobies room and smashes the door into pieces with his chidori.

-.-(there goes the door)

Tobis room was full of Sasuke posters among Deidara posters

(oh...my…fucking cow pyjamas)

Well, Sasuke wasn't startled at all, because his room was also full of poster of Akatsuki member

O.o(and peoples wonder why Sasuke isn't interested in girls).

What brings you here, sweetie? Asked Tobi, while reading...oh, you know what magazines

I want my tomatoes!, answered Sasuke YOU STOLE THEM FROM MY GARDEN!

No, Tobi is a good boy Tobi didn't do anything, freaked out Tobi when he saw Sasuke forming a chidori.

(POOR TOBI) u_u

I'M SOOOO GONA KILL YA BLOODY BITCH! Shouted Sasuke and started to chase Tobi.

NO! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI HASN'T DONE ANYTHING! Help me Kakuzu YOUT FREAKING WIFE IS GONA KILL ME, SHOUTED TOBI.