Hey guys, its Cinderpelt here. So today I was bored of writing my main project, Greystripe's Diary so I started Warriors meet Daybreak. (For those of you who right now are staring blankly at the screen going "Daybreak?" it's a morning news show.) I always ask my brother BrambleStar14 to check the story before I upload it. I highly recommend you check out his books. No he didn't set me up to say that. Am aiming for 7-8 A4 pages! Hope you enjoy it, please read and review :)
CinderPelt :)
Warriors Meet Daybreak
Ok, hello I'm your host for today (Twoleg 12453345). I was randomly selected from the public and am now your local news reporter. Today we are... wait a minute what are we doing today? Back in 1 min...
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BACK! You counted? I didn't mean literally. Anyway today we have started a separate show. It's where we interview some forest cats, who happen to be warriors... and talk... and hunt... and have love affairs. (That's even possible?) Anyway, our victim toda- I mean star is...
Firestar!
Welcome Firestar, so ready for some questions?
You bet!
So, who's the bravest cat you know?
Well, me of course, as you know I saved our clan from dogs, fire, and scourge! Oh and I round-house kicked a ShadowClan-(Chuck Norris would be proud)
Ok, who's your best friend?
Obviously TIGERSTAR! We are secret friends and are planning world domination... Muhahahaha!
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What's up?
Umm... Nothing
C'mon, next question
Ok, who's the prettiest cat around?
Bluestar, duh!
I said around
Oh, umm. Well Goldenflower then obviously. Otherwise why would we meet secretly?
What about Sandstorm?
Naaah, she's ok I guess.
So, do you like Cloudtail?
Umm... No! He eats my fresh-kill, pulls my tail and he stole my ex-girlfriend in RiverClan (can't remember her name)
Do you like Tallstar?
Umm... no the only reason I hung out with him so we could trade pokemon cards!
Do you like twolegs?
Hell ya, they let me watch Eastenders!
What other TV programmes did you watch?
Uhh, Loose Women, Teletubbies, Tweenies, Birdwatching (With David Attenbrough) and Sherlock Homes!
So do you have a new girlfriend at the minute, or is it still Sandstorm?
Yeah, I secretly am going out with Mistystar (we are planning on going to Disneyland Florida!)
So do you like Onestar?
No, he stole my Diary saying really personal stuff!
You have a diary?
Yeah, I decorated it with flowers and ponies and rainbows.
Do you like music?
Britney Spears all the way!
Ok, so do you have any email addresses or Twitter or Facebook?
Yeah, my email is .uk and my Twitter is #chuck|norris|equivalent oh and my facebook broke.
Who is the most annoying cat in the clan?
Uh, Yellowfang; she smells like bin-bags and is really grumpy. BUT I HATE MOUSEFUR! SHE'S A WANNABE OWL!
Can you remember your twoleg owner?
Sort of... *flashback*
Umm... Firestar?
Yes, I'm fine I'm good.
Oh, ok. So, what's your favourite thing to do?
Steal Cloudtail's prey, use my binoculars to spy on Mistystar, go on fanfiction, babysit kits and annoy frogs plus many more things.
If you could go back in time what time would you go to?
Umm... the time where I was fighting Longtail. Then I could give "Firepaw " advice.
How old are you?
It doesn't matter, I'll always look perfect.
When's your birthday?
Every day of the year! Duh!
Do you like your name?
Yeah, it's catchy!
If you were going to have kits what would you call them and would they be hot?
I'd call them all Firekit and they'd only be good looking if they inherited my looks!
What would you do if I told you that you turn evil and kill all of Thunderclan and join Shadowclan, become leader and use Thunderclan's land what would you do?
What the... 0.0
I thought so... Anyway, do you have any pets?
I'm a cat! I don't have a pet. I am a pet.
Oh, right. What's your name?
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How many lives do you have left?
Now that would be telling!
If I told you that Brambleclaw was Tigerstar in disguise what would you do?
KILL THAT MURDERING PIECE OF FOX DUNG!
Do you like Tawnypelt?
Hell yeah! We had kits. They are called Firekit, Firekit, Firekit and Tawnykit.
If you had ten wishes what would they be?
Unlimited wishes
I can have an army of mini me's
Crowfeather falls in love with me
Jayfeather stops being an ignorant, grumpy little git
I have unlimited stocks of the new fragrance for male cats by David Beckham
Badgers, except good ones (like Midnight) are wiped out unless they are used for something important
I own Jupiter
Sootfur never died
I owned 9999 pink flamingos
Firekit, Firekit, Firekit and Tawnykit all succeed there Leaders and, with the guidance from me, (in Starclan or not) they will rule the forest!
Ok... so do you ever wish you could fly?
Sometimes, although I'd love to ride a unicorn!
If you could be in a film what would it be?
Obviously Star Wars then I could have a lightsaber!
What'd you do with the lightsaber?
KILL TIGERSTAR!
Isn't he already dead?
Oh yeah, well then I'd kill bad guys!
Can I call you FireyWirey?
No!
IckleWickleFirestar?
NO!
Star of fire!
EVEN WORSE THEN BEFORE! NO!
Firebaby?
NEVER!
Greystripe's BEZZIE!
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
Firey?
Whatever!
So Firey, what is the answer to 345+[32345 x y(346256-84874) + z)
WHAT ARE THOSE SYMBOLS AND 0.0!
Not the brightest then?
Hey, I'm smart I just don't read gibberish! Next question...
We're nearing the end now but, do you like Christmas?
I LOVE IT BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE CLAN HAS TO GET ME PRESENTS AND THEY ARE REALLY EXPENSIVE!
Cool, can have one?
NO!
Oh ok, do you celebrate Easter?
Yeah, YUM CHOCOLATE!
Do you like the TITANIC (movie)?
Yeah but it's sad!
Did you cry?
Of course not!
Last question! Who's the best cat ever?
ME!
There you have it, the one and only, Firestar!
Thank you everybody! ~exits stage~
So that's it for today for folks! Hope to see you next time on Warriors Daybreak! ~theme tune music then camera zooms out~
So, first chapter finished! What do you think? Hopefully, I will have a new chapter out soon! Bramblestar14, who always reads and checks my stories before they are uploaded, is a good author and I think you should check out his books. OOPS, the email kinda didn't appear but I will put it on my profile. Btw, for some reason my computer has gone really strange and has started going French so I am hoping it will be sorted out soon! Until then seeya! Please read and review :)
~CinderPelt11~ :)
