AN: Here goes my first fic that should just be weird the whole way through.

Lisa Marie Maximoff stood crying as they lowerd two coffinf in to the graves dug into the grond like mouths to hell. Her father, Pietro, and mother,Katherine hadd been killed. Lisa had onl just found out why their parents sent her and her twin brother to Boarding school. They were mutants. Of coarse everyone knew but Lisa and John.

Lisa had been sent, along with her brother,John, to Ireland for boarding school. They had been there eight years. They were eighteen now. The twins had bright green eyes and black hair. Lisas' hair was down to her ass and Johns was about 2 or 3 inches long.

" John! Get your arce down 'ere now you stupid leprechaun!" Lisa yelled to her brother." What do 'ell are ya wait on?"

" Me arce is waitin on da shnow flakes ta foll." John said smiling the smile that most girl went crazy over. His last girlfriend had been as serious about him as to ask him to marry her.

" Den catch a ride ta Grandads alone!" Lisa said.

" You know. I should have wished for a brother in me life in stead of me lovly sista." John smirked.

" Is ya stuff packed? Me arce isn't waitin much longa on ya slow arce." Lisa sighed." Granda is sick. He burried his only son an' 'is daughter is ta pissed at 'im ta talk ta 'im. We gatta help 'im buy takin ova the part o' 'is life dat 'e wants us ta. Didn't 'e say dat dey was da Accolytes?"

" What if I dont want ta continue what me Granda started? What if I don' wanna go? Whats if I have me own plans? What if I want ta live me own life for once?"

" I don't give a bloody rats arce. And ya didn' have ta go ta see Granda afta the service fer mom and da if ya wanted yer on damn life. Now John is yea stuff all packed?"

" I already packed. All me stuffs in da limo Granda sent." John shrugged.

" How the bloody 'ell do ya know? They could be here at kidnap us! Granda and 'is accolytes aren't liked da mos' in Americas."

" Now shiela why would we go and do something like that?" Pyro said emerging from behind the door.

" Bloody hell! Pyro?"Lisa said. She ran over and threw her arms around his neak knocking him backward to the wall.

" Good to see you too, Lisa." Pyro said wrapping his arms around her. They stood like that for serveral minuets before John spoke up.

" C'mon ya arcehole." John yelled. " We gonna miss da plane."

" Bloody hell shut up." Pyro said." The plane wont leave you its a private liner just for y'all."

" Maybe if you'd get your bloody hands off my sister I'd be nicer, ya ruined me day ya bloody idiot. I still want me own life Lisa." John said.

" John ya cant have yer pwn life. Yer life is what Granda says it is." Lisa said letting go of Pyro to face her brother." An' its not like I kissed 'im so don' give me dis 'ruined me day' bullshit."

" Well are ya ready ta go?" Pyro asked.

" Me stuffsin da car. Lisas' is in her room." John said glaring at Pyro.

" Don't ya look at me. Go tell ya driva." Pyro said whispering something to Lisa. Lisa let out a giggle.

" The I will." John said. "Driver!" He yelled walking to the car.

" Whaddya want, Bub?"

AN: Ok I have to thank KRS for helpingme decide who the driver would be. Makes it alot funnier. And I also have to thank ,KP2, my sister for helping with some of the dialoge! Sorry about the spelling doing the accents it gets confusing

Well thats it. I'll be waiting on two reviews to start typing the next chapter and then another one to post it when its done!! Hope ya like my story!! Lov'en Lil Marzie.