Join me, Maybe?

by Dark Dreamscape

I bet 99% of you have heard/listened to Call me, Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. Well, this is a Star Wars parody by Comrade Carlin!

Title: Join me, maybe

By: GUESS WHO, GUYS? Comrade Carlin! (Enjoy, and I won't be talking here anymore. -Dark Dreamscape)

Author's note: Hello, this is a Star Wars parody of Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. Hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars and I don't own Call Me Maybe.

The Emperor looked at me

And I asked him what it means

He said that I had two teens

I told him, "There's no way."

But now you're hanging right here

And I am sensing your fear

you yell and shed some tears

and scream that "There's no way!"

My red lightsaber's slicin'

through your hand, and it is hurtin'

Black cape with the wind blown'

So stop crying you little baby.

Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy

But I'm your father,

so join me maybe

Together we can

Rule the Galaxy

And I'm your father

so join me maybe

Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy

But I'm your father,

so join me maybe

You and your sister

Kinda hate me

But I'm your father

so join me maybe

You took this revelation well

especially as I've only raised hell

I think that I'm rather swell

'cause I'm in the Dark Side

You surrendered to me

You think that I'll set you free

and that there's still good inside me

But you should know that there's no way!

Your lightsaber's cuttin'

off my hand and it is hurtin'

pained breath, severed wires sparkin'

Are you gonna kill me sonny?

Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy

But I'm your father,

so join me maybe

Your mother died when

You were a baby

But I'm your father

so join me maybe

Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy

But I'm your father,

so join me maybe

I am a villain

And the Rebellion hates me

But I'm your father

so join me maybe

You know it's useless to resist

Just search your feelings

Just search your feelings

Just search your feel-feelings

You know it's useless to resist

Just search your feelings

It's your destiny

Just search your feel-feelings

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Lied about me

But I'm your father

so join me maybe

Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy

But I'm your father,

so join me maybe

I'm running out of

rhymes about me

But I'm your father

so join me maybe

You know it's useless to resist

Just search your feelings

Just search your feelings

Just search your feel-feelings

You know it's useless to resist

Just search your feelings

Who's your daddy?

So join me, maybe

Thank you for reading. -Comrade Carlin