"BELLA!" Alice squealed, and I could only guess what was going on. "BELLA! IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND YOU ARE NOT DRESSING YOURSELF TODAY!"
Urgh! For the best sister in the world, she could be such a pain! I groaned, as did Edward.
Edward and I were just lying in bed, just the perfect moment, before Alice had interrupted us.
"ALICE GO AWAY!" I moaned loudly.
I heard silence coming from the door and I guess she was checking to see if we were dressed. My guess was correct because she barged through the door holding a coat hanger with a white singlet t-shirt on it.
"Alice! Bella is my wife! I will plead for her case." He warned.
"Oh, don't feel left out, Edward, I have planned something special for you too, just not today. I have a lot of work to do on Bella."
She threw me the coat hanger and said "Put it on." Before she left.
"I don't want to do this!" I groaned into Edward's chest. He chuckled.
"Don't worry." He calmed.
"Don't worry?!? I am serious! I don't want to do this! If there is no way out, I will eat this t-shirt!"
He chuckled again. "I believe she is coming back with something else…"
"If it's the matching jacket….you're eating it with me!" I cut in.
Again, for the third time, he chuckled.
I decided to obey Alice and put on the t-shirt. I mumbled things like "I can't believe this" when I dragged the brush through my hair.
Alice danced back into the room and tossed me some white skin tight jeans and black high heels.
Luckily, no matching jacket. Could this get any worse!
It could and did. After I had put on the pants and high heels, she pulled me into her bathroom and lashed her hair straightener on my hair.
She handed me a white jacket with pink squares on the shoulders and I put it on unwillingly. I hated pink.
This was purely my hell on earth, Alice's bathroom. I let down my shield to let Edward know I was in torture.
'Help me Edward! Please! Cause a distraction or something, please! I can't take this!'
I shouted in my head.
Right on cue, Edward knocked on the door and asked Alice to go see Carlisle immediately. She looked at me with approval, disappointed that she didn't get to everything she wanted to, and walked out.
I flew into Edward's arms and whispered "Thank you." In his ear.
"Anytime." He said, just like once before, I think I was in the hospital. "Anything."
I stood there in his arms for another moment before he commented on Alice's work.
"You look beautiful anyway. I didn't think you could, but you continue to prove me wrong."
I smirked at him and we walked downstairs together.
"EDWARD!" Alice screamed from the kitchen. I looked at him in worry, but he smiled.
Alice stomped into view with serious annoyance on her face. She gave us the death stare but otherwise said nothing.
"C'mon, we are going to be late for school." Edward said.
"Fine." Alice sighed, but suddenly brightened up, "I have a surprise for Bella anyway!"
I groaned. "Kill me now!"
Jasper walked into the room laughing. "Alice! What did the poor car ever do to you?" he chuckled.
I was on sudden alarm. "What car?!? What did you do?!?" I asked, scared.
"I swear Alice if you even thought about touching my Aston Martin…" Edward began.
Alice laughed. "Look at the worry on your face, Bella! Relax! I just……ok, I will tell you my plan for this school. I will teach Bella how to be stylish and then I won't have to keep complaining.
"Um…Alice? When did you have the crazy idea that she would play along?" Rosalie asked, walking into the room.
"Yeah! I don't need lessons on fashion……What?" she was shaking her head at me.
"You may not want lessons, but you definitely need lessons."
I couldn't believe this. She couldn't be serious! I didn't want lessons on fashion! I would need to get an excuse.
I didn't have anything to say after that. She was right, I had no clue about fashion, but when would she realize that I didn't want to be as fashionable as her?
We walked out as a family to the Volvo.
"AH!!!!!!!" I screamed. "ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE……WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"
There in the garage sat my beautiful Ferrari, but I was sure that I hadn't painted it PINK the last time I drove it! And I am sure that I didn't change the number plate to SWAN!
"I made it the girl you are going to become this year." She said politely.
I was so angry I felt like breaking something! How could she do this to me!?!
"So, what do you think?" she said as she turned to Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper and Edward.
Emmett looked as if he might blow up if he didn't laugh, and Jasper wasn't far away from that. They all gave her awkward thumbs up.
This was it. Alice was an unstoppable force, like a tornado. The only option is to evacuate, otherwise you join it.