I only own my O.C. InuJon, Everything else belongs to their respective owners.
Hiccup: Dad, Listen to me! There's something on their island, a dragon like you've never Im-
Stoick: Their Island? You've been to the nest, haven't you?
Hiccup: Did I say nest? I mean…
InuJon suddenly appears.
InuJon: Hello everyone, come with me!
Suddenly… the world fades to white as the entire village is transported to a huge room with a large screen in front of them.
InuJon: OK… so I have summoned you all here to watch a movie about Hiccup.
Snotlout: Ha! Who would want to watch something about Useless!
InuJon: Shut it, Snotface! If I hear any fighting in this room, I will Personally kill you.
Snotlout: O-ok.
The movie begins to play.
We pan up and glide across the ocean to see an island surrounded by fog. The moment the island is shown, a boy speaks.]
Hiccup (v.o.):This is Berk.
The Vikings look at each other, Hiccup?
Hiccup (v.o.): It's twelve days north of Hopeless, and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death.
A few chuckles ran threw the room, it certainly seemed like that most of the time.
[We glide through the fog to see two giant Viking statues with fires burning in their mouths.]
Hiccup (v.o):It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery.
[We go past the statues only to dive through a crashing wave and jump to a closer shot of the island. As we pan in a circular motion, we see several structures, houses, and a sheep farm.]
Hiccup (v.o):My village. In a word, sturdy. And it's been here for seven generations, but, every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets.
[We land on two sheep grazing in the grass.]
Hiccup (v.o):The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have...
[A dragon fires at the screen as a door slams shut, a boy cowering behind it]
Hiccup (v.o.):-dragons.
Astrid: You make it sound as if they're nothing.
Hiccup (v.o):Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have, stubbornness issues.
A few Vikings glare at Hiccup.
My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But, it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls.
Stoick briefly wondered if Hiccup didn't like his name, but then pushed it out of his head, Hiccup is not his son, He sides with the beasts!
Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.
Viking 1: What's that supposed to mean?
Hiccup: You'll see!
[Hiccup is seen dodging several Vikings. He trips and a male Viking roars in his face.]
Viking:ARGGGHHHHH! Mornin'!
Said Viking blushes as the entire room laughed.
Hoark:What are you doing here?!
Burnthair:Get inside!
Viking:What are you doin' out?"
Phlegma:Get back inside!
The Vikings look guilty, did they really sound that mean?
Stoick:Hiccup?! What is he doing out aga-?! What are you doing out?! Get inside!
Hiccup(Mumbling): Like you care.
Hiccup (v.o.):That's Stoick the Vast. Chief of the tribe. They say that when he was a baby, he popped a dragon's head clean off of its shoulders. Do I believe it? Yes, I do.
Stoick chuckled. Is that rumor still going around.?
Stoick:What have we got?
Tuffnut:: Uh, Dragons?
Ruffnut slaps him.
Ruffnut: Idiot! He knows that!
Starkard:Gronckles, Nadders, Zipplebacks. Oh, and Hoark saw a Monstrous Nightmare.
Stoick:Any Night Furies?
Hiccup smiles as he hugs Toothless.
Starkard:None so far.
Stoick:Good.
Viking:Hoist the torches!
[Hiccup runs into a blacksmith shop and puts on an apron]
Gobber:Ah! Nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
Hiccup: What, who me? Nah, come on! I'm waaaay too muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all...this.
Gobber:Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
Hiccup (v.o.):The meat-head with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little. Well... littler.
Gobber: HEY, WHO YOU CALLIN' MEATHEAD?
Hiccup: You.
[scene cuts to Stoick on the watch-tower]
Stoick:We move to the lower defenses. We'll counter-attack with the catapults.
[A dragon swoops down and sets another house on fire.]
Hiccup (v.o.):See? Old village, lots and lots of new houses.
The Teens laugh, the way Hiccup said that was way too funny!
Viking:FIRE!
Astrid:Alright, let's go!
Hiccup (v.o.):Oh, and that's Fishlegs, Snotlout, the Twins, Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and... Astrid.
Astrid blushes
Hiccup (v.o.):Oh, their job is so much cooler.
[Hiccup leans out of the smithing window to get a better look. Gobber lifts him up and back into the shop.]
Hiccup:Oh, come on. Let me out, please? I need to make my mark!
Gobber:Oh, you've made plenty of marks. All in the wrong places.
Several Vikings nod, he sure has.
Hiccup:Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon. My life will get infinitely better. I might even get a date.
Gobber:You can't lift a hammer,
Hiccup: I can, how else would I have worked in the forge?
Gobber: you can't swing an axe,
Hiccup: I can, just not very well.
Gobber:you can't even throw one of these!
Hiccup: I can, just not far.
[Gobber holds up a bola and a Viking grabs it and uses it to bring down a dragon]
Hiccup:Okay, fine, but this will throw it for me.
[Hiccup pats a wooden machine, which opens and shoots a bola randomly, hitting a Viking standing in the background.]
Viking:Arggh!
Said Viking: That hurt, you know!
Gobber:See, now this right here is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup:Mild calibration issue-
Gobber:Don't you- no- Hiccup. If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
Hiccup: That doesn't help at all!
Hiccup:But, you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber:Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup:Ohhhh...
Gobber:Ohhhh, yes.
Hiccup:You sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much, raw... Viking-ness... contained? THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!
Stoick:There were.
Gobber:I'll take my chances. Sword. Sharpen. Now.
Hiccup: Bossy.
Hiccup (v.o.):One day, I'll get out there. Because, killing a dragon is everything around here.
[The camera pans over various dragons as they are described.]
Hiccup (v.o.):A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed.
Stormfly seemed offended, surely they were worth than being noticed!
Hiccup(v.o):Gronckles are tough. Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend.
Meatlug flew around happily, Girlfriends are mates, right?
Hiccup: A Zippleback? Exotic. Two heads, twice the status.
Barf and Belch did a dance, Exotic and Twice the status were good, right?
Catapult Operator:They found the sheep!
Stoick:Concentrate fire over the lower bank!
Catapult Operator:Fire!
Hiccup (v.o.):And then, there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best Vikings go after those. They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire.
Hookfank grinned, he was the best!
[A Monstrous Nightmare growls and alights itself as it climbs up the catapult]
Stoick:Reload! I'll take care of this.
Hiccup (v.o.):But the ultimate prize is the dragon no one has ever seen. We call it the-
Viking:NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!
[From out of nowhere, an explosion tears the catapult apart]
Stoick:JUMP!
Hiccup (v.o.):This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and... never misses. No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'm going to be the first.