Toss Four-Gate, a starcraft fanfic

Title: Toss Four-Gate

By: Comrade Carlin

Author's Note: As a fan of both StarCraft and Motörhead, I present my little parody of one of Motörhead's greatest songs, fused with one of the greatest RTS Games of all time. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own StarCraft or Motorhead's Ace of Spades.

If you like to Four-Gate I tell you I'm your Toss!

You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me!

Pushing the economy, you know you're gonna see me warp in your base, and make you say GG NO RE!

I don't share your greed, the only strat I need is

The Toss Four-Gate

Playing with the hot keys, dancing with the mouse.

Going with the flow, it's all a game to me,

Zealots and Sentries, and Stalkers blinking after you.

Double Pump or quit, Fast Expand or split.

The Toss Four-Gate

You know I'm born to lose, and StarCraft is for fools,

But that's the way I like it baby,

I don't wanna ladder forever,

And don't forget the Archon!

Pushing up the ramp, I know you've got to see me,

Read 'em and weep, Chargelots and Stalkers again,

I see it in your eyes; take one look and die,

The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,

The Toss Four-Gate

Thanks for reading. -Comrade Carlin