Ladies and gentlemen… ITS HERE! The long, awaited sequel to Survivor! Duelist Style is here! Lets just hope I still have what it takes to write a good humor! Here we go!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor do I own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX.

1 anime… 2 series…

Yu-Gi-Oh… Yu-Gi-Oh! GX…

WHICH ONE IS THE SUPERIOR ANIME!

A picture of Atem and Jaden are shown, both of them facing each other…

Find out on… THE DUEL-A-LYMPICS!

The theme to Rocky (Eye of the Tiger) is played as it shows the cast from Yu-Gi-Oh! dueling and doing random activities, like Kaiba throwing knives at a picture of Atem. Next scene, it shows the cast from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX doing the exact same thing, with Dr. Crowler growling at a picture of Jaden.

Ladies and Gentlemen… live from Duelist Stadium in beautiful downtown Domino City… it's the first annual DUEL-A-LYMPICS! And now… lets introduce our hosts!

The scene shifts to a skybox atop Duelist Stadium, where two newcoming duelists are dressed as promoters (Wearing their normal clothes, but the top is a suit jacket, button up shirt, and tie).

"Hi! Welcome to the first episode of the new reality series, Duel-a-lympics!" The first boy said. "Oh god, I cant believe I got suckered into doing this…" the boy said as he turned and groaned. The other boy nudged him, reminding him they were on the air. "Opps… I MEAN YEAH! I'm your host this evening, Isaac Monclaire!"

"And I too am your host, Damian Revior!" The other boy said. "You may remember us from the newest fan fic, Duel Monster Frontier. We got so popular that we were personally asked to host this new reality show! Talk about an honor!"

"Honor? HONOR! BULLSHIT THIS IS AN HONOR! THEY TOOK US TO T.G.I. FRIDAYS, GOT US GOOD AND DRUNK THEN ASKED US TO DO THIS CRAP! HONOR MY ASS! WHERE'S MY AGENT! SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET FIRED FOR THIS SHIT!" Isaac shouted in a fit of rage.

"Hey, what the hell's your deal! You've been throwing a shit fit ever since we started this project!" Damian said.

A couple stage hands tried to get their attention. "HEY! ON THE AIR! WERE LIVE!" they said.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Isaac and Damian both said. They then turned back to each other.

"YOU KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS DAMIAN!"

"NO, WHY DON'T YOU GO ON AND TELL ME!"

"MY PROBLEM IS DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN SURVIVOR, DUELIST STYLE! THOSE FUCKIN DUELISTS WENT CRAZY AND KILLED EVERYBODY AT CBS! THE ONLY SURVIVOR WAS THAT FAT ASS NURSE! AND NOW HER CRAZY ASS IS WORKING HERE! ON FAN FIC TV!"

"DUDE! CBS WAS A GAY NETWORK ANYWAYS! THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT! JUST DON'T FUCK WITH THE DUELISTS AND WE'LL BE FINE! AND BESIDES, THAT FAT SHIT IS JUST A FRONT! THAT NURSE IS ACTUALLY HOT!''

"Oh whatever!"

Suddenly, the director ran on camera. He was an overdressed individual, wearing tight pants that showed off his buttocks.

"OH MY GOD! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO RUIN ME! JUST GET BACK TO THE EVEN AT HAND, I MEAN REALLY, IS IT THAT HARD TO HOST A SHOW! The director shouted as he left the camera.

"O….kaaaay…" Isaac said.

"That guy is SO gay its not even funny… ANYWAYS, before we start the show, I'd like to remind everyone to buy Survivor! Duelist Style on 4 disc DVD! It features all your favorite moments from the Yugi's Bitch T-shirt incident to the underdog Joey's upsetting win over Yugi! In stores November 4th!" Damian said.

"How bout we show some clips? So I can call my fuckin' agent and fire his ass!" Isaac said.

"Good Idea! Monclaire, don't you start this shit! I'm serious!" Damian said.

Flashback…

Episode 3: Dueling Buddies:

Tristan: (Snatching the headphone off Joey's head) YOU USED MY FUCKIN' TOOTHBRUSH, DIDN'T YOU!

Joey: WHAT THE FUCK MAN? I did NOT use your toothbrush!

Tristan: (Shoving the toothbrush in Joey's face) Yes you did bitch! Here, feel this shit! Its WET!

Joey: What the fuck is wrong with you, dude! I ain't touchin that shit!

Tristan: I SAID FEEL IT!

Joey: BITCH!

Joey slaps the toothbrush out of Tristan's hand, and it flies a few yards and lands inside a halfway full bucket of liquid that has a sign hanging over it that says, "URINAL"

Tristan: NICE GOIN, YOU STUPID KANGAROO MOLESTER!

Joey: ANAL CRUSADER!

Tristan: NEEDLEDICK!

Joey: least I can get mine up, with your monthly subscription to VIAGRA!

Tristan: (teary eyed) OH YEAH! OH YEAH! WELL…. uh… SERENITY'S A SLUT!

Joey: …

Tristan: YEAH, I SAID IT!

Joey: ILL KILL YOUR ASS!

Joey dives at Tristan, and the two of them are on the ground in a gruesome brawl. Security guards enter from all sides of the island and pulls the two apart. Each one still trying to break through all the security to get at each other.

Joey: ILL FUCK YOU UP TRISTAN! ILL FUCK YOU UP!

Tristan: (pointing at Joey behind a group of security guards) YOU AINT GONNA DO SHIT, MAMA'S BOY!

Joey: Muthafucka, you just don't know when to….

Joey bulldozed his way through all of the security guards and speared Tristan to the ground, whaling on him the whole time. Tristan bucked Joey off then got on top of him and started ramming his head into the ground.

Tristan: (Speaking with each slam) YOU (SLAM!) LIKE (SLAM!) THAT (SLAM!) BITCH! (SLAM!)

The security guards regrouped and separated the boys again, but as Joey was being dragged off, He delivered a swift kick right to Tristan's stomach.

Episode 7: The Horror of the Nurse

Rex felt the bandages being taken off (Random Author Thought: Is anyone else having Serenity flashbacks? followed by the wiping of a damp rag gently over the bump on his forehead. It was followed up with a headband being gently tired around his head. The whole time, Rex had his eyes closed.

"I bet your SO sexy!" Rex said excitedly.

"Well… people have told me I looked like Christina Aguilera and LeAnn Rimes."

"OK, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! IM OPENING MY EYES!"

Rex's plan was to open his eyes and take the nurse into his hands... but that didn't happen. As soon as Rex's eyes shot open, sirens blared in his head. His skin turned pale and his mouth widened. A high pitch scream could be heard from the nurse's office. Rex leaped over his chair and took shelter against a wall.

"WHO… OR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SUSPOSED TO BE? WHERE THE FUCK IS BERNADETTE!" Rex shouted.

Episode 17: Survivor: Dungeon Style!

A week has passed since the Pootiezongas were locked away in Pokemon Prison. Outside of the cell, the two Team Rocket officers continued to guard their cell, and a squadron of Team Rocket grunts marched back and forth past the cell.

Yami, Joey, and Rex sat on the ground, thinking hard of a way to get out of their dungeon.

"ITS BEEN A FUCKIN' WEEK! WE HAVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Rex shouted.

"TELL ME ABOUT IT!" Joey shouted. "These fuckin prison clothes are starting to stink, This fuckin cell reeks of ass and fungus, and lets not forget the fabulous menu they gave us… OVER HARD SQUIRTLE EGGS, HARD ASS BISCUITS, AND TEA EVERY FUCKIN DAY THIS PAST WEEK! I SERIOUSLY THINK THOSE TEAM ROCKET COOKS HAVE BEEN RUBBING THEIR BALLS WHEN THEY COOKED THIS SHIT!"

Rex laughed. "Calm down, dude! You're going crazy!"

Joey quicky stood up and pointed angrily at Rex. "NO YOU CALM DOWN! THIS IS BULLSHIT! COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT!"

"Lets not forget… the lack of shampoo! My fuckin' bangs are starting to straighten out! And im losing my star look!" Yami Yugi said.

Joey turned to Yami. "Shampoo? SHAMPOO? SHAM-FUCKIN-POO! FORGET THE SHAMPOO YOU STUPID ASS CUM CATCHER! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS FUCKIN HELLHOLE!" Joey then turned to the cell door. "AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM SICK OF LOOKING AT THESE LOSER ASS TEAM ROCKET BASTARDS! I MEAN LOOK AT THEM! MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE FUCKIN CORRIDOR, THINKIN' THEY'RE ALL HARD! BUT THEY REALLY AREN'T! THEYRE JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID FAGS!"

Joey ran to the cell door and grabbed the bars. "YOU HEAR ME, YOU STUPID FAGS! STUPID FAGS!"

Yami Yugi and Rex Raptor fell on the floor laughing.

Outside the cell, one of the Rocket officers glanced at Joey. "Hey, they're being rowdy again… should be tie them up, duct tape their eyes open, and force them to watch Kiki's Delivery Service?"

The other rocket gave his partner a disturbed look. "DUDE! We're evil, but we aren't THAT evil! I don't care who you are! NO ONE deserves to be tortured like that!"

End of the clips…

Isaac was on a cell phone, talking to his agent. "… and if you don't get me some better work, I swear I'll have your nuts on a…"

Damian punched Isaac's arm. He looked up and noticed the "ON AIR" light on.

"We'll finish this conversation later." Isaac said as he hung up the phone. "Welcome back! That was Survivor Duelist Style! $29.99 where ever DVDs are sold!"

"And now, as you all are aware, this is a battle royale between two different animes that are actually tied together by the game of Duel Monsters… Yu-Gi-Oh! and Yu-Gi-OH! GX! They're gonna be going toe to toe at everything from dueling, to games that were previously used as Immunity Challenges (Don't worry, we don't use that much recycled material.) for a chance to not only win bragging rights to say who the better anime is, but they will also receive… the Golden Duel Disk… and what's in… THE MYSTERY BOX!" Damian explained.

A curtain rose up and a large box with an even bigger black sheet with a large yellow question mark on it was shown.

"The Golden Duel Disk… the 9th wonder of the world, made from REAL GOLD, is up for grabs by the winner of this series. It was donated by the generous souls at the Kaiba Corporation!" Isaac said.

"While the winner gets showered with gifts and praises, the loser however will each get a $25 gift card to Old Navy will be booed until my throat is sore!" Damian said.

"And now… a word from the man who made this all possible… SETO KAIBA!" Isaac said.

The scene shifts as it shows Kaiba sitting at his desk in his office, with Mokuba standing next to him, waving at the cameras.

"This is NOT some freak show like that fuckin Survivor was. If that's what you're expecting, you'd better turn your TVs off RIGHT NOW or find a new fan fic to read, because this is going to be the ultimate test between DUELISTS!"

"PLEASE DON'T FIND ANOTHER FIC TO READ! WE'LL LIVE UP TO SURVIVOR! WE PROMISE!" Mokuba said.

"Shut up, Mokuba!" Kaiba shouted as he shoved his little brother off camera.

"And Yugi… how does it feel, knowing you lost to that first class pussy, Joey Wheeler? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN STILL REMEMBER THAT LOOK ON YOUR UGLY ASS FACE! THAT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY…"

Suddenly, Roland dashed into the room. "Mr. Kaiba… you aren't going to believe this! Your manion… It… IT WAS BLOWN UP, SIR! EVERYTHING, GONE!"

"WHAT HE HELL! WHAT THE DAMN? WHAT THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?" Kaiba shouted.

"Yes… and your precious lawn… someone drove donuts in it in a car!"

"Someone is going to die a very, VERY cruel death… was it one of those GX bastards?" Kaiba said, trying to keep his cool.

"Um… sir… once I show you the calling card that was left at the scene of the incident, you wont be very…"

"SHOW ME THE FUCKIN' CARD!"

Roland handed Kaiba a card. The card was a picture of the Dark Magician with his middle finger up. Kaiba got so mad his whole face turned red.

"HOLY SHIT! RUN FOR THE HILLS! HE'S GONNA BLOW!" Mokuba shouted as he ran and dove out the window.

Kaiba began cussing like a madman, then picked up the chair he was sitting on and threw it across the room. Frightened stage hands began running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads chopped off. Some even made the mistake of trying to calm Kaiba down. Kaiba then picked up a grenade, pulled a pin, and then threw it. The cameras then went fuzzy and snowy.

The scene shifted back to Isaac and Damian, who watched the whole thing wided eyed.

"What… the fuck… was that about?" Damian asked.

"You see, this is that shit I'm talking about. All these fuckin Duelists are a bunch of hot heads!" Isaac said.

"ANYWAYS, Seto Kaiba, ladies and gentlemen! He's Robert Knight, with a fox attutide!" Damian said, wiping sweat from his face.

"Anyways, as they set up for the Duel-a-lympics at the stadium, I had the opportunity to talk to the leader of team Yu-Gi-Oh, or Team YGO, Yugi Muto!" Isaac said. "Here's how that went…"

The scene shifts to a room where Isaac and Yugi are talking to each each other.


"So Yugi? How do you feel about being back on Reality TV?"

"Oh it's great! I'm ready to kick some ass and take some names! It's a damn shame Kaiba isn't participating. I owe him for what he did during Survivor…" Yami Yugi said.

Suddenly, Tristan came on camera and whispered something in Yugi's ear.

"Ohhh, if you'll excuse me… my atomic bomb just arrived! I've gotta… you know… throw a party at Kaiba's place! It's sure to be a real BLAST!" Yami said as he took off his headset and left the scene with Tristan.

"Um… ok…" Isaac said. "That concludes my interview…"

The scene shifts back to Isaac and Damian.

"Yeah, that was one short interview…" Isaac said.

"Well anyways, I myself had the pleasure of interviewing Jaden Yuki, the captain and main character of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX… lets see how that went." Damian said.

The scene shifts to the same room, but Damian sitting across a table from Jaden.

"Mr. Yuki… according to Duelist Magazine, you've been a fan for like… your whole life. Is this true?" Damian asked.

"Oh hell yeah! I love this shit! I've loved Yu-Gi-Oh! all my life! I was even at the pier during the final Survivor episode! HEY, RUN THAT FOOTAGE I TOLD YOU TO RUN!"

A screen came on in between the two, and it showed a crowd of people and duelists cheering on the Yugi/Joey race, and little Jaden in a baby stroller.

"So you where there went you were a baby." Damian said.

"Oh fuck yeah! Like I said, all my life!" Jaden said.

"And how do you feel about competing against your long time favorite band of Duelists?'


"I love it! It's competiton after all! I love every last one of them, from Yugi to Weevil. I have nothing against any of them. But During the Duel-A-Lympics… me and the GX crew is going to make them our bitches."

"Awesome, Awesome, and one final question. Rumor has it that you have been taking Ridolin and that's why your smiling 24/7… what do you have to say about these rumors?"

Jaden looked around the room, smiling the whole time. He then took off his headset, got up from his seat, and threw the headset on the ground. "THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!" he shouted as he stormed out of the room.

"… Jaden Yuki, ladies and gents!" Damian said, trying to lighten the mood. The stagehands began to clap weakly.

The scene shifted back to Isaac and Damian.

"At least you got more than five minutes of interview time." Isaac said.

"Yeah, but I didn't get him to admit to taking Ridolin." Damian said.

"Anyways, soon, very soon, the games will begin, and…"

Suddenly, Dr. Crowler busted into the room. He got right into the camera. "I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU PEOPLE! HOW DARE YOU PUT MY SEXY ASS ON THE SAME TEAM AS THAT SLIFER SLACKER, JADEN YUKI! THAT ASS NUGGET COULDN'T DUEL HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG! AND FURTHERMORE…!"

"Hey Crowler, since you're here, would you like to confirm the rumors of the gay relationship between you and Maximillion Pegasus?" Isaac asked.

"WHAT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU…"

Suddenly, security came and took Crowler away. "THIS ISNT OVER! I WILL BE HEARD! YOU HEAR ME! I WILL BE HEARD!"

Isaac and Damian watched as Crowler was taken away.

"Hey… isn't Pegasus dead? How can he be on the roster?" Isaac asked.

"Because the writer thought he could be slick and bring him back to life, knowing damn well we all remember Pegasus dying by a demonic kitten." Damian said.

"Touche." Isaac said. "ANYWAYS folks, the games are about to begin! So stay in your seats, because if you were blown away by Survivor, Duelist Style, your in for one hell of a ride this time out!" Isaac said.

Damian pointed at the camera. "Coming up on…"

"THE DUEL-A-LYMPICS!" Isaac and Damian shouted in unison.

And so, it has begun! Who will win the first episode's event's Team Yu-Gi-Oh, or Team Yu-Gi-Oh GX! Find out next time on the Duel-A-Lympics!

Please R&R and tell me what you think! If you have absolutely no idea what's going on, read my other story, Survivor! Duelist Style!