Hi Everybody! So, yeah. This is my first fanfiction so Im sorry if its not that great. Its going to be a multichapter story, and its gonna get pretty crazy. Hopefully its something that's not your average total drama plot. This idea was inspired by a very great story over in TMNT fanfiction land called "Aprils Diary". I have it as one of my favorite stories on my profile if you want to check it out. Ok, I think that's everything. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Mike: Wait, what am I supposed to do?

Me: *facepalm* The card?

Mike: What card?

*I throw it at him*

Mike: That would have been helpful! *looks at it* Ok, so yeah. She doesn't own it, or me or any of my personalities. Thank god.

Me: That's it! *I retie him and start dragging him off*

Mike: Enjoy! And also HELP!

Journal,

My therapist says that keeping a journal will help me with my MPD. I'm not quite sure how it will help me, sense all she's going to do is read it, say I'm one messed up kid, and give me some new medication to try. The only reason she's doing this is because she doesn't want it to look like she's doing nothing, even if everything she does is ineffective.

Anyway, my parents told me I have to do it, so here's my day today. I woke up at 6:45, per usual. Got ready with nothing more than the usual difficulties and got in my car and drove to go pick up Zoey. Then we went to school. 1st and 2nd periods went ok, but 3rd was when chaos broke out. Chaos that typically goes by the name of Chester.

We were in Language arts class, and my teacher was talking about how to spell "colour". Well, Chester started complaining that "back in his day", he spelled it "color". Of course, Chester claims that he grew up in America and moved to Canada when he was tricked into buying some house down here that he couldn't return, so he more than likely grew up spelling it "color" because that's how Americans spell it. Well, I got laughed at, poked fun of, and detention. Great job Chester.

Then, after going to the office to tell my parents they had to email my teacher because Chester happened again, I went to lunch. Lunch is one of my most dreaded times of the day. I usually leave to go somewhere if I can, beause lunch is when everyone decides they want to do something. Usually Svetlana and Chester are alright because Svet usually just goes to the gym to do flips and things, occasionally talk to other gymnasts (but she also insists we wear a disguise, so I have a pair of pink sweat pants, a tank top and a wig in my backpack.) and Chester just shoots his mouth off for 5 minutes, which is usually drowned out by the cafeteria anyways. Its Vito and Manitoba that I have to watch out for.

Manitoba, I love him. I really do. I love him the way a boy loves most of his multiple personalities (for all you reading who don't know, which is pretty much my therapist, their like brothers and sisters whom you share a body with. Similar to conjoined twins actually now that I think about it). But I really don't like when he gets up on the table and shouts "QUICK! WE MUST HELP INDIANNA JONES GET TO THE TREASURE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! WHOSE WITH ME?!" I also don't like the junk that people throw at us that I have to clean off afterwards. Vito always tries to flirt with what ever girl he finds to be the hottest on that particular day. Seriously, there is no consistency. Most girls think I'm a player and tell Zoey to ditch me. At this point, she'll just tell them she'll think about it and talk too me, sense that's easier than trying to explain my MPD.

Anyways, Now we move on to one of my most dreaded classes. Gym. The reason Gym is such a dreaded class for me is because that's when Vito makes most of his appearances. So, today when I was changing, of course, Vito decided it was time to change to. So he runs out there shirtless, jumps on the chin up bar and says "This ones for you ladies" while gesturing over too some girls and started doing flips. Then he jumped off with an admitingly impressive landing winking at the girls. The my coach came to my rescue and called "Ok Vito, I think that's enough for today" and wrestled us back into a shirt. Despite the fact that gym is one of my most dreaded classes, the coach is one of my favorite teachers. She knows all of my personalities by name, met every one, and knows how to deal with them. Though she mostly deals with Svet and Vito, she has had to stop Manitoba from running around the school with a treasure map a few times.

The rest of the day went pretty smoothly. You know, for me. I set up a date with Zoey this Saturday. I would have done it Friday, but Vito's meeting some of buddies on Friday, and he told me if I mess it up, he'll post a video of the time we ran around the school in our underpants when we were 12. Technically, that was Manitoba, he found one of those treasure map kids menus on the side of the road from his window and thought there was "no time to waste", so he ran out, in his underwear, to the school to see if the teachers could help him find the treasure. Lets just say, that was one time we weren't fighting over the body.

Anyways, I gotta go. Cameron and I are working of our science project.

~ Mike

Authors Note: Sorry that was so short. Or was that short? I'm not sure. Anyways, I am new to the site so please give me feed back on this and what you though. Constructive criticism is welcomed and appreciated. If you guys have any ideas, I'm open to them. Thank you for your time!

- MyNameDontMatter