Me:Hello everyone! I'm Brianna, let's introduce our gue-
Ravenpaw: AHH! TWOLEG! *faints*
Me: Okay then, Tigerclaw, will you please call the paramedics?
Tigerclaw: My apprentice can get up on his own. He doesn't need a whatever a paramedic is.
Me: A paremedic is like a medicine cat, Tigerclaw. So, today on the show today we have Tigerclaw, Graystripe, Darkstripe, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Brambleclaw, and none other than Firestar!
Firestar: YAY ME!
Leafpool: *Shoves in front of me* Hi mom!
Me: You know we're not on TV, right?
Leafpool: *blushes*
Darkstripe: WHERE'S JUSTIN BIEBER?!
Squirrelflight: Did someone say Justin Bieber?!
Me: Darkstripe, who told you Justin Bieber was going to be here?
Darkstripe: Brambleclaw why would you lie to me?!
Brambleclaw:It was the only way to get you on the show!
Darkstripe: WHY?!
Graystripe: I heard there were snacks, where are they?
Me: YOU DON'T NEED THE CALORIES!
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