A/N: This is gonna be weird, okay?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
He's Still Obsessed
Timpani wandered through the huge castle. She was looking for Blumiere, who had been captured and taken to this castle. Since he was the love of her life, she would do whatever it took to save him from whoever thought it would be right to mess around with true love.
Eventually, she reached one specific room in the castle. This room contained a bag that was thrashing on the ground. Timpani rushed over and opened the bag, thinking that Blumiere was trapped in the bag. However, a figure in a trenchcoat emerged from the bag instead.
"Thank you, Timpani!" the figure thanked. "But the count is in another castle!"
The figure pulled off his trenchcoat, revealing none other than...
"FRANCIS?!" Timpani cried.
"Nerr herr herr!" Francis laughed. "That gives me plenty of time for this!"
With that, he began kissing Timpani, who tried to break free of his grasp. She had loosened his grip on her enough for her to get out when...
"TIMPANI?!"
Blumiere, who had escaped the traps in the castle, had found Francis kissing Timpani. Needless to say, he was pretty shocked.
Timpani, meanwhile, pushed Francis away and ran towards Blumiere.
"I-didn't-want-to-do-it-he-made-me-do-it-I-love-you-not-him and uhhh..." Timpani protested, shouting really quickly before eventually fainting.
Blumiere picked up the now-fainted Timpani and looked at Francis.
"I'm going to pretend that didn't happen," Blumiere stated.
"Me too," Francis replied.
So, Blumiere and Francis went back to their respective homes, with Blumiere carrying Timpani the whole way through.
When Timpani finally woke up, Blumiere assured her that he wasn't mad about Francis kissing her, since it wasn't what she had wanted.
Meanwhile, Francis was watching the newest episode of "The Grodus Chronicles" and just hanging out.
And they all lived happily ever after (even though Francis was still loveless).
The next day, it rained money, and everyone (especially Mimi) had the time of their lives.
A/N: I don't care if anyone's OOC. What matters is that this is a story which may or may not have just entertained you. And yes, I meant for the end to be similar to the end of "The Only Paper Mario Fanfic Anyone's Ever Made", 'k? Thanks. *adjusts glasses*