Chapter 1-Not So First Day Of School (Real Chappie!)
Rate: T... Maybe T++++++ XD
Genre: Humor, friendship, and Romance
Characters: Pretty much everyone you saw in the anime. Well... Not all of them.
Pairing: All27 (Get to voting~)
Disclaimer: I don't or will I ever own KHR (wish I did).This story is for entertainment only, no money was use in making this. Nor were there animals harmed. Maybe a certain Tuna-fish... Okay FINE! A Tuna-fish, two loyal dogs, two carefree birds, two loud bulls, two... mysterious owls, two aloof hedgehogs, a marshmallow lovin' dragon (guess?), a gun-shooting chameleon, a 'Kora!'-saying falcon... Or is it a hawk? Anyway, a tea-loving monkey, a science loving crocodile, an always picked on by fellow Aracabelno and purple fetish octopus, and a greedy money fetish salamander. If you are wondering, there are some that I did not put there is because they were not 'harmed' by a certain older tuna-fish.
Mikan: Sorry so badly that i took a long time for updating! Thanks for helping! When I went to my story I was surprised to see 30+ (including the anons) reviews. Seriously, I was like "HOLY MATRIMONY IN ADOLF HITLER AND KIM KARDASHIAN'S NAME!" ... O3O Kay~ here are the answers for the questions.
1.) Tsuna, Boy or Girl? By the votes, Tsuna will be a ... Boy. Sorry people who want Fem27 (I also wanted it but when I thought the fact if Tsuna was going to be a boy, I could see all the possibilities of me making him humiliated ... Aka, cross dress as you people suggested. So I also wanted Boy Tsuna as well~)
2.) Arcobaleno, Teachers or Students? Hereby the votes, the Aracabaleno will be... Student teachers. (That way you guys don't fight XD, you guys do know what 'student teachers' means right?)
3.) 1st gen, teachers or Students? You guys (well MOST of you) wanted them as... Teach- kidding~, as students. (I couldn't see them as teachers -_-", the Aracabaleno, yes, but the 1st gen... Nooo~ Gomen to the people who wanted them as teachs')
4.) Lambo, Child for brotherly love? Or older for more romance? You guys wanted him as a child for sibling fluff~ And Tsuna can make the others jealous when she/he cuddles with him~
5.) Mid, Jun, High? Been told that all the drama happens in... High school, yes people, high school XD.
6.) Giotto, 'O-Onii-chan~' or 'S-s-sempai...'? PEOPLE WANTED 'Onii-chan!~' AND WITH HIM BEING OVERPROTECTIVE! AND HAVING A BROCON or... BROTHER COMPLEX that may rival Komui's sister complex (D-Gray Man) AS YOU PEOPLE SAY. (But then people told me where would there be romance in siblings? BUT! But!~ someone suggested that Tsuna should be adopted into the 'Vongola' family. So i said, "Omg Yes! with Nono, Giotto, Xanxus, and _!"(sorry~ this person is a secret person!~ you guys should guess! The person to guess the right answer gets to have a special guest appearance in one of the chapters! Don't worry, there will be hints along the way).
7.) Grades but first, Will Shimon, Dino, Varia, Basil and Byakuran be in this as well? Yes they will be! Okay... 10th gen, Shimon and Basil will be first years. Dino, Varia, Arcobaleno, Byakuran and his group and 1st gen including Cozart (am I missing anyone?) will be second years. Yes that is correct, they are upperclassmen! (You guys were confusing when you guys said the answers for this question -~-, so I decided for this one. Oh and you guys wanted Tsuna to be a little smarter than his Dame-self (no offense, tsu-chan), so yes, I will grant your wish.)
8.)... Law portrayed as a pervert in Yaoi, why so? Ahem... You guys~ answered it with 'Idk' but thankfully someone answered (*cough*SexiFoxFace*cough* Thanks SFF!).
Its cause: He (Law) has the face of a pervert lol XD and cause luffy as a perv would be really creepy (he stretches i dont want to see him as a perv XD).
9.) Current Votes~ (I only wrote those cause you guys just voted those. I would have wrote more but it would take up space. Keep voting on each chapter!)
1827= 1
R27= 3
G27= 5 (Big Brother Giotto wins the first round! P.S, not my fault people~)
0027= 1
8027= 1
7227(HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! Read the chappie)= 1
Note: Someone asked me (well something like this, anywho) 'Will Natsu be here?'. YES! Yes, he will be. Twin of Tsuna? Nah~ NOT a Twin of Tsuna. Natsu will be a 2nd year and older than Tsuna. Not a twin of Tsuna but does know him~ Kay on to the story! Don't forget to vote!
'DING DONG DING DOONNGG~'
The bell for school rang signaling that it was time to go to class. Students that were still outside the school hurried to get inside not wanting to face the wrath of the fearful (yet hawt XD) Disciplinary Committee. They said that their leaders were aloof and very strong. They respected the rules of the school and even going all out for the love of their school. The leaders are the Hibari brothers (The Twin Demons XD). First the oldest of the brothers,Alaude. Alaude has platinum blonde hair and ice blue eyes. Alaude is a loner, prefering to work alone, unsocial due to feeling binded, confident with his own strength and power and not interested in fighting opponents that do not warrant his attention. Alaude is to be much more level-headed, mature and calm than his younger brother.
The youngest of the brothers is Kyoya but prefers to be called Hibari otherwise you will be bitten to death because he did not give you permission to call him by his first name. As stated by others, Hibari is a very scary character with no care in the well-being of others, preferring to do whatever it takes to get what he wants. Just like his older brother, He prefers to be alone, and hates crowdings. This lead him to beat anyone who he thinks crowding around him too much. He has full confidence with his own strength and power, and dislike to work together with anybody due to feeling bind and restrained, making him refuse or won't easily take suggestions from others into consideration. Hibari has short black hair, with a frindge that joins at the center of his face, and parts to the sides, leaving a short of, "M," shape. He has sharp, grey eyes, which he uses to intimidate those around him. He is often seen with tonfas when fighting.
Their beloved school, Mafia Academy, is a school for the rich, talented, or skilled at a certain degree on a subject. To get into this school you must have either of those 'skills' and receive a 'Letter of Acception' from The Principal of the school. Grades are from kinder garden until college. The graduates from here were said to get the job they wanted. So failure is most defiantly not an option.
The walkway there had bushes, lush grass on the sides, and trees making way to the entrance of the school. There were also cemented pathways to get to each buildings there but some students walk on the grass (some were bitten/cuffed to death for doing so) to get there. There were 4 dorms on the left and right side of the school, facing each other. Behind the huge school were the baseball field, track/soccer field, a basketball court, and a tennis court. Behind the track/soccer field was 2 medium sized building of the school for locker rooms for the girls and boys. Behind the baseball field was the gym for the gymnastic members and for students on P.E when its raining or too hot to go outside to play. On the school, at the very top of the building, was a crest of the school.
The crest was shaped as a shield with golden embroidery around it. In the middle of the shield was a bullet and a huge X behind it. On the right and left side were golden shotgun (made out of gold so it fake) crossed each other and pointed at the sky. Above the guns and the shield was a clear pacifier with wings, in fact there were 8 including the one that the authoress mentioned all around the crest of the school. In fact, on the dorm buildings there was one on each one of them. If you look closely enough, you could see something sparkle. The reason why it sparkled was because it was suppose to glow, which brings me to 'Why is the pacifiers clear?' question. Only at night is when the pacifiers glow on each building including the main crest on the school, but as you see in the morning, it cannot glow due to the light. Underneath the crest was the words 'Mafia Academy' on it. The crest gleamed in the sun as the sunlight hit it. The school overall looked like a rich school. The reason why they called the school 'Mafia Academy'? They had no idea but rumors has it, that the founder or as they call 'The Principle' of the school was a mafia leader and decided to make a school for the heck of it. But that was just a rumor.
~ Off we go, to the student council office~
Currently, there was a man- err... Boy looking out the window watching students arriving, greeting their friends, and heading inside the school building. This boy was Giotto. Giotto has golden blonde hair and his eyes are a light shade of orange tone. He is shown to be a calm and collected leader that cares for his friends and Family and is willing to protect them from harm. He also has a strong sense of justice and actively pursues what he believes is right for the people. He is also shown to highly value friendship and other bonds that he has with people he knows and is a forgiving person that never holds any grudges. Due to his looks and soft nature, he easily became popular, admired, and had many fan-clubs from girls and maybe boys just for him. He was also the Student Council President causing many more people to like him. As he watched the students, he couldn't help but get worried and fidgety. Why? Because he was told by his Dad, The Principle, that his younger brother was coming home.
~FlashBack 'ttebayo!~
Giotto walked through the corridor as the sun came up. He looked through the windows on the top floor due to the fact that his dad, The Principal, had called him when he was eating breakfast in his dorm. He smiled as the sun finally rised and overlooked the city making orange rays that shone over the land (cause the top floor had a great view of the city). He had to cover his eyes with his left hand because the sunlight had shone too bright and reflected over the windows causing sunlight to creep in. The mist that was there from a somewhat chilly night reflected the Sun-rays that the sunrise shone off and made a soft golden glow against the walls and glass of many buildings. A cool but warm to the body, breeze came through causing the branches on the trees to sway as the breeze made a soft relaxing sound of leaves swaying along making a soft tone. The birds woke up from their slumber and flew off while making their normal routine of chirping as each note resounded all around. It was a most defiantly relaxing morning.
Giotto sighed as he came to a red oak door. He placed a small smile on his face before entering. He was met with the morning light through the windows of the office and his father sitting behind his desk, elbows on the table, chin on his hands, and a big smile that showed happiness. Timoteo was an old man with a kind heart. He had gray hair, gray mustache, kind brown eyes and always seemed have a kind smile on his face. Due to his kind nature, people admire and love him for it. Hard to know that the rumor said that he was a 'Mafia Leader' when he was like this. Giotto stepped through the door and waved at his father before speaking.
"Good morning, Dad. What did you need to talk about?
"Good morning Giotto. Sit down will you please?" Timoteo replied back as he gestured towards the two leather couches In front of his desk that faced each other with a coffee table that had cookies in a bowl, between them with his smile still in placed. Underneath all the stuff such as the couches, the desk, the library filled with thin and thick books, had a red carpet that was on the floor all around. Giotto followed and sat down on the right couch but before he sat down, he bend down to grab a cookie and placing it in his mouth. While doing so, Timoteo chuckled watching his son as he ate the cookie.
"I see that your sugar fetish is on." Timoteo commented as Giotto made a loopsided grin when he finished his cookie.
"Now, what is it you wanted to talk to me dad?" Giotto asked as he grabbed another cookie... Then another... Then another one as well. Timoteo was wide-eyed as he stated before shaking his head and looked at Giotto with the same big smile. Giotto knew that something was going to happen and that something is going to make someone happy from seeing his dad smile many times before.
"Giotto do you remember your younger brother, Tsunayoshi?" Timoteo questioned Giotto. Giotto stopped chewing to look at his dad with an eyebrow raised before chewing again.
"Yash i dou! Aftarh all he wash swo adorahable *gulp* when I met him!" Giotto answered before getting another cookie. (Translation: Yes I do! After all he was so adorable when I met him!)
"Yes that is true. Well I called you here when you were eating your breakfast is because..."
Giotto had his eyes wide opened, stood up abruptly and yelled with the cookie he was chewing were spitted out as he screamed,
"WHATTT?!"
~FlashBack end desu~
Warily filled with happiness eyes looked down as he remembered what his dad told him.
'Because your brother is coming home today.'
The Student Council door opened and the Vice-president stepped through with a folder of papers. The Vice-president was G. G has chin-length pale, almost pink, red hair due to that, when someone were to insult him (*Ahem Gokudera*Ahem), they would use his hair color in the insult causing G to be mad some more. His eyes are a shade darker than his hair. He has a red tattoo on the right side of his face that looks similar to a Storm Flame. He's shown to be similar to his younger brother, Gokudera; he speaks in rough manner and also easy to get angry when it comes to something that he disapproves or despise. However, G. is more mature and responsible and always thinks first before acting, which makes him helpful and reliable Vice-President for the student council. But, he also has rash, naive, and short-tempered traits... that his younger brother got.
G walked and headed for his desk that held other papers, pencils, and other stuff but they were organized neatly. While doing so, Giotto was thinking of negative 'What if's possibilities that were to happen to his younger brother. His smile broke and his face showed pure horror as he thought some more such as 'What if Tsuna gets in an accident?!', 'what if Tsuna gets molested along the way!?', and the final one was the one that made him panic and shift uncomfortably. G noticed this when he was sitting down and fixing the papers that were in his hands.
"Yo Giotto... What are you doing?" G asked as he watched Giotto turned around with a horrified expression and ran to him and grabbed G's collar of his shirt and started... To start shaking him frantically while asking and yelling filled with a mortified tone,
"WHAT IF TSU-CHAN FALLS INTO A HOLE THAT APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE, SWALLOWS HIM UP FILLED WITH SNAKES, AND ALL OF A SUDDENLY A STORM CAME AND WATER FILLED THE HOLE CAUSING HIM TO DROWN AND IM NOT THERE TO SAVE HIM!?"
G managed to catch what he said... Cause he practically yelled it out. He slapped Giotto's hands away from his collar causing Giotto to flinch back and glare at him while rubbing his wrists. G sighed as he fixed his collar from being abused and molested. After doing so, G sat down on his chair again before raising one of his eyebrows and asked,
"Okay... Who's 'Tsu-chan' anyway?"
"My younger brother." Giotto answered while G grunted.
"Another one?!" (Mikan: *Hint Hint*)
"Hey what do you mean by that!?" Giotto yelled irritated. I mean seriously! Who could hate our Tuna-fish?! He's so naive and too innocent for his own good. Not to mention his big doe eyes that sparkled with pure thoughts and honesty. And his ukeness body that most boys want to Molest- Any who, *Ahem*,
"Nothing Giotto. Now what did you mean by that? Theres no such thing as a hole that appears out of nowhere unless its magical... and there's not a cloud out in the sky. I doubt that there would be a storm at this time. I mean seriously, look at the sky! What could obviously go wron-" G was cut off when the sky was filled with dark clouds and was preparing to strike lightning down like a bad mother fu... Anyway, Giotto looked out side and started to panic even more than before.
"See, look what you did! You jinxed it! DONT WORRY TSU-CHAN IM COMING TO SAVE YOU!" Giotto yelled as he ran out the door only to be held back by Alaude who was patrolling the halls for any late students.
"Hm, carnivore. Get to class before i cuff you to death." Alaude said as he took out his cuffs as Giotto tried to get out of his grip like a madman. While G gathered his stuff and headed out before stopping because of a grip from Giotto who was crying anime tears before glaring at G and started threatening him,
"G you better not leave me here, you're the one who jinxed it!"
G tried to shake the death grip off before sighing and looked at Giotto making Giotto to release the grip but Giotto fell for it. G ran leaving Giotto and Alaude alone. Giotto struggled and finally got free and ran after him with Alaude hot on his trails saying something about 'breaking a rule. Don't run in the hallways'.
"GRETEL YOU COME BACK HERE, YOU TRAITOR!"
"THAT'S NOT MY NAME!"
Meanwhile outside, there was a figure in front of the walkway. From its posture and looks you couldn't tell wether if it was a girl or a boy due to the rain and by the way they dressed. They wore black jeans with orange converse, a jacket without the zipper and the hood on covering their face and their hands from view because it was in the pockets of the jacket. The jacket itself was larger for them, it reached their thigh and the sleeves were longer than their arms. The figure's clothes were soaking wet from the sudden down fall.
'Hahh~ that was close, where did that hole come from?' The Figure thought as they sighed . All of a suddenly, a snake appeared behind them hissing at the figure. Said figure jumped and ran off while yelling their signature cry.
"HIEEEE!" The figure ran through the walkway only to trip on thin air. (Mikan: Honestly, Stranger-San.) The figure tried to stand up but a figure loomed over them causing them to look up. The figure was none other than the Vice-President of the Disciplinary Committee, Hibari. Hibari's cold eyes bore into the figure's body as if he could see their soul. The figure flinched and quickly scrambled away from fear feeling that Hibari was practically glaring daggers into their soul.
"Hn. Herbivore, get to class before I bite you to death." Hibari warned as he magically took out black Tonfas that he was often seen with when he was 'biting people to death'. The figure let out a small 'HIE' as Hibari charged forward. The figure dragged their knees together against their chest, their head down, and their arms covering his head, trembling in fear as they spoke very fast,
"HIEE! I-IM JUST A NEW STUDENT!"
The figure peaked up to see Hibari without his Tonfas. He took the figure's hand roughly noting that their hands were soft and was a milky white color. The figure squeaked as Hibari lifted him off the ground and carried him like a sack of potato on his shoulders and headed in the school.
'He is so light.' Hibari thought has he continued walking along the path.
"HIE! C-chotto!" The figure wailed, scared that Hibari would drop them on the floor harshly.
"Shut up herbivore or else I'm going to bite you to death."
The figure nodded frantically biting their tongue to not speak anymore. Hibari walked and walked until he reached the main office that was below the very top floor.
~Meanwhile with Alaude~
Alaude was able to get G and Giotto to class but not before hitting them on the head as punishment. G had a scowl and Giotto had a pout (that fan-girls in his class fainted from blood loss) after he did so. He left them in their home room before heading out the classroom to patrol the hallway for any more late comers. While patrolling, he came across and unusual sight of his younger brother carrying a person on his shoulders like a sack of potatoes. Oh~ potatoes. Alaude raised an eyebrow as Hibari got closer to him. When Hibari got close enough he spoke with his older brother,
"Hn"'New Student'
"Hn" 'Is that so?' (Mikan: XD, oh the wonders)
"Herbivore, name." Nope. Alaude did not ask a question. Yup, it was a command of all commands. They trembled in their cold gazes but did it anyway. They swallowed hard and answered,
"T-T-T-T-T-"
"Herbivore *glare*"
"HIEEEEE! Tsuna! Sawada Tsunayoshi!" Tsuna panicked with his hands in front of his face. The brothers faced each other and nodded to each other as Hibari let go of the person and let the person fall to the ground with a thud. Said person squeaked in surprise and in pain. Then something else happened that made the figure squeak some more. Alaude grabbed the collar of the figure and started dragging the figure to their class.
"Hibari Alaude."
"Eh?" Tsuna asked with a dumbfounded expression, not that the brothers could see it anyway.
"My name herbivore." Alaude answered resulting Tsuna's fist to hit against his palm in front of him with his mouth opened slightly, making a small 'o'. Tsuna turned his head from the blond-haired dude to the raven-haired shorter dude, waiting for him to say his name just like the other guy next to him.
"Hibari Kyoya, say my first name and ill bite you to death." The raven-haired dude said with a threatening voice, to add to it, he pulled out one of his Tonfas to prove his point. Tsuna nodded his head frantically from his spot from being dragged by the collar, slightly choking him from doing so. But he stopped when he noticed something important. Yes people! He had heard something very important about those two! YUP, THEIR LAST NAMES!
"Are you two brothers or something?" Tsuna asked, having his curiosity get the better of him. You know what they say, curiosity kills the cat (hint hint if you know what I mean~). All he had gotten was a 'hn' (if thats even a word) from both of them, proving his question correct... Somewhat. But another question had struck Tsuna's mind.
"How come you guys don't look alike... Well you do but like the..." Tsuna trailed off making his voice soft as possible.
"Genetics herbivore." Hibari answered. Tsuna 'oh'ed. Idiot.
"What's the class?" Alaude asked his younger brother with said person right beside him.
"XD." Hibari answered with a smirk.(X=Tenth D=Decimo)
"Oh?~" Alaude asked with a smirk as well while facing his littler brother. Hibari nodded, with the same smirk on his face.
"I wonder what got him to be in that class."
'What are they talking about?' Tsuna thought as he listened, only to hear silence afterwards.
"..." Alaude and Hibari started heading towards the classroom of XD. Rumors had it that, all the Roman numeral and a letter were very important classes. Only 'special' people were allowed in 'special' classes. (Not special classes for special Ed) Not only were special people were allowed, all of the people inside the special classes were very talented and popular, most of them are rich to the boot. Suddenly, Tsuna remembered.
"HIEEEE! Where are yo- OW!" Tsuna had gotten hit on the head with Hibari's Tonfas, effectively shutting the tuna-fish up. Without warning, the group came to a stop, Alaude letting go of Tsuna's collar, effectively causing Tsuna's head to hit the ground and him clutching his head in pain.
"Sawada Tsunayoshi. Stand up." Hibari commanded the same way that his brother did. Seriously, THEY'RE LIKE DEMONS! Tsuna stood up as soon as possible, but causing him to become dizzy. He clutched his head as he landed on something... Comfy and smells like leather (I DON'T KNOW OKAY?! Help me?) Tsuna snuggled in more due to the warmth but immediately back away in fear when the warmth was moving and shifting.
Alaude was surprised. Seriously, he did not meet a boy that smelled like strawberries and chocolate from that encounter. He wasn't into sweets that much but this, will be fine.
Tsuna, blushing ferociously, stuttered an apology.
"I-I-I'm so-r-r-y!" Alaude smirked at Tsuna causing Tsuna is become red as a tomato but the brothers did not see his face due to the hoodie, which Tsuna was thankful for, thinking that the brothers would laugh at him. He was brought out of his thoughts when he noticed they were standing in front of a door with words in cursive that said 'XD' and carved lion in the back preparing to eat the words. Without notice, a student crashed through the wall next to the door.
"HIEEEEE-"
"SHUT UP WILL YOU!" The smoke cleared and showed debris around a window area and a student staggering to stand up. It was a boy. The boy had a some what shaped octopus hair. Sliver hair. Yup people, silver. He seemed pissed off. He stood up and took out... WTF! 'DYNAMITES?!' Tsuna thought as he saw the kid throw the dynamites into the hole, only for it to explode the second after causing more debris to show up. A second later, a trident flew out of the whole heading straight to the kid with silver hair. Said kid couldn't move because of his shoulder and leg that were suddenly bleeding.
'The end of me...' The kid thought as he trident closer but what he didn't expect was something crashing into him saving him from possible death. Really people, the thing that Tsuna did was out of reflex. Now where are we... Oh yes. The trident hit a wall between to windows causing it to crack.
"P-pineapple head dato?" A voice said as it got closer, stepped outside the hole, only to see a interesting sight before him. On the floor was Tsuna on top of the silver haired kid, Tsuna's head on the kids chest, while the kid's arm was around the waist of Tsuna. Tsuna lifted his head up and sat up. Yes, straddle position, well... Not that Tsuna knows about it but it's not the same for the silver-haired dude. Said dude was blushing like a tomato in this position, heart beating faster, oh my, is this hallway getting hotter or what?
But Tsuna payed no mind, in fact he was frantically panicking because of the blood on the kid's shoulder. The kid started moving causing Tsuna to panic more. When the kid started moving more, yup that's it, Tsuna fainted from all the blood, with the stranger under him. Tsuna cannot handle blood, he was fine with his but with others, it was like watching 'American Psycho' (you should watch/read it, its all gory and stuff like that) all over again (Tsuna was forced (tied up to a chair, mouth gagged, and in a empty classroom after school) to watch it by fellow middle schoolers who wanted to know what the movie was about, but failing to know when a gory scene in the movie was going on, causing Tsuna to faint)
The last thing that Tsuna saw from under his hoodie's... Hood was the kid under him panicking, the brothers, and the stranger in the hole coming closer, his butt being... poked and the kid under him yelling,
"JUUDAIME!"
-DreamLand!~-
Clothes wrinkled under Tsuna as he looked up. He saw nothing but a white ceiling. Suddenly, lights turned on above him, causing him to flinch with his hands above his eyes by the sudden light. He uncovered his hands when he noticed it was fine now. He noticed that he was laying down on his back on something cold. Tsuna, wondering where he was, looked unsure wether or not to stand up and look around.
'Pitter, patter'. 'Pitter, patter' were the sounds that caused Tsuna's blood to freeze cold.
'Pitter, patter.' It was coming closer now causing Tsuna's heartbeat to beat faster, sweat started to go down his face making everything around him blurry. There was something there... Next to him. Tsuna stopped, frozen as something touched him. Brushed against him. He couldn't move as the thing moved again. Suddenly... BAM! FHOSH! CLICK! His hands and legs were cuffed. He screamed due to fright at what was going to happen to him. Abruptly, he felt his head starting to hurt. Like his head was being smashed opened by a sharp-edged rock. He felt liquid coming down, onto his face... and onto his hands.
Blood... Blood... Blood filled his hands. Screaming at what was happening. He turned his head to the right and saw nothing
but silhouette of men.
Silhouette of men in white suits.
Silhouette of men in white lab suits, with stains of blood on it.
Silhouette of scientists in their white lab coats, with stains of Tsuna's blood...
He screamed.
-Dream over, plus time skip-
Tsuna was rudely awakened by voices practically yelling in his ear, but inwardly thankful that the nightmare was over. It was like living it all over... Again.
"Oya Oya, looks like seeing your ugly face made the maiden in distress faint."
"Shut the fuck up pineapple head. Are you sure it's not your pervertness that caused this, after all, I saw you touching Juudaime's butt!"
"Maa, Maa~ why do you call him 'Juudaime' anyway, Gokudera?"
"Juudaime is Juudaime stupid baseball-Freak!"
"But that doesn't EXTREMELY make sense!"
"Since when did things make sense to you Turf-top?!"
"Nandato Tako-head?!"
"Wow, your not just an idiot but deaf as well."
"EXTREMELY lets do this! Real men talk with their fist!"
"Kufufu... *sob* their ignoring me..."
"*sweatdrop* M-Mukoro-sama..."
"Hn, feelings burnt herbivore."
"Oya Skylark-kun, your still here. I thought you ran away with your tail between your legs."
"*snort* As if, it's a chance right now. I'll bite you to death!"
"With pleasure my Kyoya-kun~"
"*GLAREEEEE* Ill bite you to death, cut off your self-proclaimed dick and feed it to the dogs with you looking at them."
"Kufufu, you would want that wouldn't you?~ *wiggle eyebrows*"
"M-Mukoro-sama!"
"A sex transplant? That sounds EXTREMELY painful!"
"Don't ignore me when in talking to you Turf-top!"
"Gyahahahaha! Bow down to Lambo-sama!"
"SHUT UP AHOSHI!"
"Lambo-sama demands candy!"
"Maa, Maa Lambo~ I don't have candy right now~ maybe Mukuro has some? *Flash Grin*"
"Gyahaha! PINEAPPLE-HEAD! GIVE LAMBO-SAN CAND-" (I'm sure you guys know what happened to Lambo)
BAM! Something crashed into Tsuna causing him to grunt in pain. He clutched his stomach in pain, as he opens one eye and notices a boy no older than 12 next to him, with watery eyes, tears threatening to fall, flushed cheeks, a bump on the side of his head and snot coming out of his nose. Overall, it was a child who got punished. The child had a black afro with... horns coming out? He had green eyes and sort of chubby cheeks that old women would want to pinch. He was wearing a cow shirt with black shorts to his knees and black shoes.
"G-gotta keep c-calm... WAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The child wailed crying his eyes out with his arm flying around him. Tsuna sat up abruptly causing the people to flinch at the sudden movement. Tsuna hugged the kid into his arms and onto his lap hoping to calm the poor lad down. And it worked. A small snore came from the child as he slept in Tsuna's lap. A small smile graced Tsuna's face as he watched the child on his lap, sleeping like an angel. He was brought out of his thoughts when a creepy voice spoke... Practically right next to his ear,
"Oya Oya~ you would make a good mother 'Juudaime'-kun~"
"HIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
BAM! (So much Bams XD) The wall was broken through... Again, when you could have used the old hole now there is a new freaking hole! Oh poor, poor janitor. Now where is that janitor?
-Somewhere in the school-
BAM!
"AGAIN?! Oh my freaking lord, I'm not getting payed enough for this!"
-lol back to XD-
Now where were we? Oh yes~
BAM! Something or somewhat had crashed through the wall... Again. Debris fell as a silhouette of a person stood up from it. It was too tall and muscular to be a woman, so it was most defiantly a man. When the smoke cleared, a boy with blonde-hair and kind-yet anxious aqua blue eyes. 'Wait... Aqua blue eyes? Is that... *Gasp!* Tsuna thought as tears began to form at the corner of his eyes.
~Meanwhile with the people~
"Ah! Giotto-sama!" The silver-haired kid acknowledged the man, adding more proof that Tsuna was correct.
"Hn, carnivore." Hibari also acknowledged him. Other frantic footsteps were heard outside the classroom in the hallway. They came to a stop behind Giotto.
"Giotto don't run off like that! You made me make an excuse to the teacher why you ran off hearing a scream even though there are all kinds of screams in all 'special' classrooms." A man with pink (G: IT'S FUCKING RED! Day: IT'S MY FANFIC! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITH YOUR HAIR! I COULD MAKE IT GREEN FOR ALL I CARE! G: you wouldn't. Day: OH believe me, I do whatever I can do to make my readers happy!) hair with a tattoo on his face said with scowl.
"What was that ULTIMATELY all about anyway Giotto?" A man with dirty honey colored eyes and dark brown almost black hair with a strip of bandage over his nose, half asked and half yelled.
"You ruined ore-sama's nap time." A boy with light green hair and electric blue eyes with a small black lightning bolt symbol near his right eye, protested.
"Maa, Maa Lampo~ I'm sure Giotto didn't mean it, right Giotto?" A boy with black hair and dark eyes, explained.
"I still don't see why you had to drag me here." a boy with a pineapple hairstyle and has much longer hair that falls below his waist and is tied at the tips form a distinctive dolphin-tail split and dark blue eyes, asked uninterested.
-A few minutes ago in Giotto's class-
"... And that! Is why you cannot give a dildo to a homeless person." (I don't know okay?! I just thought it up!) The teacher said in front of the board explained with a blush across his face.
"Who the fuck brought this topic up anyway?" G wondered out loud to no one in particular. Giotto snickered and nudged him on his stomach.
"Daemon did." No wonder. (Daemon: Hey teach! Why can't you give a dildo to a homeless person? Teacher: S-S-S-Spade-San!)
"Okay back to class! This time we are learnin-... Spade-San please put your hand down if what your going to ask has nothing to do with what I'm talking about." The teacher sighed while he placed his pointer stick down on his desk, shaking his head at Daemon. But Daemon just smirked and still had his hand up in the air.
Now whose Daemon? Daemon is just the original perverted pineapple. More shameless than the pedobear himself.
"But Teach, it does have something to do with what your talking about."
"Fine. What is it Spade-San?"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7?" Daemon asked with a smug smirk.
"Cause 7 8(ate) 9. Really, Spade-San? Really?"
"Nope! *smile* cause 7 is a rapist."
*Silence* Silence overflowed the classroom when they had heard the 'so-called joke' from Daemon. It was broken when a high-pitch scream echoed through out the hallways. All heads turned to the door on their right, but only one was frantic.
"Yelling so early in the morning already?" Lampo complained from waking up from his nappy time.
"It's normal, but early in the morning? Wow!" Asari said.
"I wonder who the poor soul is? Maybe from the XD class? After all, Reborn is a very ULTIMATE spartan person when it comes to torturin- i mean tutoring them. Dear Lord, may this soul be kindly handled. Amen" Knuckles prayed to God.
A chair fell down to the floor with a thud. All heads turned their head from the door to the sound. There, they see Giotto standing up with a joyous but yet anxious look on his face. Without notice, he ran, broke through the door and ran in the hallway, with only one thing in his mind. 'XD, Tsu-chan!'
The Students that were left behind were dumbfounded. The first one to recover was Pinky. Said dude, stood up with a scowl on his face like always, preparing to run out the door only to be stopped by the teacher.
"Where are you going G-San? And where did Vongola-San go?"
"Uhh... Number two?" G said while holding up two of his fingers to prove his point. 'Seriously, you can do a better excuse than that!' G thought as he argued to himself why he made such a lame excuse.
"Ookayyyy? How 'bout you?"
"Uh, I heard my brother yelling out to me asking for help?" ... 'Seriously? What the fuck do you have? Telepathy?!' G thought again. The teacher looked doubtful for a moment but remembering that the students in 'special' classes are weird... So he waved him off. G ran out the door heading the same way that Giotto went. Asari and Knuckles stood up. Knuckles grabbed Lambo who protested about wanting to go to sleep, while Asari dragged Daemon.
"And where are you four going?"
"ULTIMATE Restroom!"
"DO NOT QUESTION THE GREAT ORE-SAMA!"
"Aha ha! Restroom~"
"To the girls restroom." ... They took a moment of silence before running to the direction of G and Giotto.
-Back to normal!-
Giotto looked around the classroom, only to see students with no teacher. 'Good, Reborn would shoot at me for disrupting his class.' Giotto thought with a sigh as his eyes wandered around for a bit. But his eyes caught something that caught his interest. A boy on the floor with Lambo sleeping like a log on his lap. Said boy, lifted his head up to look at him, only for him to see glassy big chocolate doe eyes filled with happiness and flushed cheeks. He remembered.
"Tsu-chan?" Giotto whispered which was barely hearable but the boy heard it. It was like slow motion. The boy had laid the boy down, stood up, started walking towards Giotto, only for him to run towards him. The hood of the boy came off, to reveal a bishouen. In fact, more beautiful than that. The boy had brown gravity-defying hair, like Giotto, with big-watery-, tears threatening to fall, chocolate-doe-like eyes, creamy white skin, a cute button nose and soft pale pink lips that boys would want to bite.
The boy ran into Giotto, wrapping his petite arms around him, tears falling out, as something grew in his hair and lower back.
"Giotto-nii-chan!"
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ?!"
Mikan: Pissed-off so much right now on this guy. Cause you see, he started talking to me, hugging me on the second week of school, and on Monday he asked me out and I said 'f-ing no' (I didn't say the F word). But he keeps hugging me AND HE KEEPS KISSING MY F**KING HEAD! IT'S FREAKING ANNOYING! I DON'T EVEN LET MY PARENTS DO THAT! I went to the office to get a restraining order against him. Steaming off right now, Reviews are welcomed and they will make my pissed-off attitude disappear and will be replaced with a happy one) Sorry for the OCC-ness that the characters might have! Edit: OKAY GO AHEAD! LAUGH AT MY FAILED ATTEMPT OF HUMOR. If you noticed, I have changed my name. You can call me Secret-chan or Day or whatever.
(What's G's real name? And what uniform should the school be? Where should the school be, Italy or Japan?)