Prologue

In the middle of Kusa country there is a small town. A town which is said to be the gathering point of… well everything. This town took in everything from rouge ninjas to clowns and from ronin to dumb ass Uchihas. Yes my friend, Sasuke can be found in town usually at the gay bar. Thankfully, this story is not about him so I don't have to explain that.

No this story is about a chance meeting that brought about a new and wonderful friendship between two Anti-social men who, after a slight argument, turned rivals and destroyed the world… all over a Reese's peanut butter Easter egg.

Chapter 1

The tavern in the middle of Nebilm was well known as the meeting place for many criminal organizations. It was outside the tavern that our first protagonist comes into play. A blonde jounin and slightly metro sexual looking, man went through the door looking at the room thinking, 'Damn they seriously need some green drapes and maybe some blue lights to offset those ugly blood stains.' Ok, so maybe I lied about him only looking gay. Anyway, as he was pondering other ways to fix up the place he went to the table in the corner were he was told he would meet his contact; however, due to him arriving a little later then he had promised his table was taken. 'Crap, let me think… I wonder if he would get up if I offered him to rearrange his innards for free?' Feeling lucky he approached the man.

Here let us pause and examine this other man who, for now, will be known as protagonist 2. He was about 6'1", with brown hair, wearing a shiny purple shirt with a darker purple vest over top of it, and currently was sitting back in the seat smoking and shuffling a deck of cards in his hands. On the seat to his right sat a folded leather jacket, another two unopened decks of playing cards, and a brown fedora. Also, leaning against the wall next to him was a pimpin' staff with a small crystal skull at the top.

'Well do or die time.' Thought our first protagonist. "Excuse me sir. I had this table reserved would you please move to another table?"

"No." Came the quick reply.

"But sir, I am expecting to meet some people who are expecting me to be sitting at this table." The blonde said.

"Well sit down at the table then. Just don't ask me to move." Protagonist 2 replied.

"Sir I'm telling you to move for your safety."

"I don't care," replied our knew favorite debater, "I didn't get where I am in life so I could be bossed around by a gay man who can't even paint his pwn fingernails properly."

"How dare you!!! You can question my sexuality, you can even say I'm bossy, but you never ever insult my nails!!!!" Blondie quickly reached into his hip pouch and drew it back out with no weapon in his clenched hand.

"Oh, and what are you gonna do about it? punch me?" Asked the man in purple.

"No." The lone Jounin then grinned evilly. "I'm gonna do this you color blind gimboid!!!" He then drew his arm back, opened it, cupping a… well a small clay bird. Then he threw it at the other man with all his might.

Purple dude acted as quickly as the first throwing a card at the object just as the bird left the mans hand. Imagine the shock and horror on both mens faces as the card and bird met in mid air and both started smoking and turning red. "OH SHIT!!!" They both said as they dove for cover. The blonde made it behind the counter of the bar before both objects exploded. When he could finally see again he got up wobbling a little and looked over the counter to see what happened to the rude guy.

"Thank Kami for sturdy tables." Said the brown haired man who was also trying to get up and walk straight.

"Hey you use explosives too!!!" Shouted the dumb blonde.

"Really? I hadn't noticed." Said my all time favorite character to write for. "Urgh I hate the ringing you get in your ears after that… OI Blondie what's your name?"

"It's Deidara not Blondie." He said

"Well Deidara my name is Remy… but I'd prefer if you'd call me Gambit." (That's right it was gambit… if any of you couldn't guess it after I mentioned the pimped out staff go watch the new X-Men movie.)

'Gambit… that's an odd name.' Deidara thought. "Hey do you wanna get a drink and talk about some of the things you've blown up?"

Gambit blinked for a moment taking in what Dei said. Then he blinked again, 'Is this guy for real we just tried to kill each other and he acts like it's all forgiven. Well I guess it's all right I got nothing better to do.' "Sure I'm not doing much right now."

"You know Gambit…" Deidara started, "I believe this could be a start of a fabulous freindship."

As he finished singing out the last 5 sylables. Gambit started thinking 'Maybe I should run instead. after all he sounds Bipolar and they're really dangerous to be around.'

AN: well sorry for not udating my other story but after I went and saw X-men I had to write this instead. It will be a two-shot maybe three-shot max. Expect the update to "SI" sometime tomorrow or Sunday.