I'm trying to get back to the Mario side of me! Yeah. So, because DEG (Dimentio's Epic Girlfriend) and I are cousins around the same age, we have bonded. This is part of our story. Enjoy! Don't base this off of any of my or DEG's stories except this one.

Kai-Lai was playing Super Paper Mario. During a rainstorm. Mei-Lei, her sister was doing something else. Anyway, Kai-Lai, being a big Dimentio fan, didn't want to hurt Dimentio right away. She let him kill Mario a few times. Her younger sister, Mei-Lei, came in to tell her how crazy it is to be playing the Wii during a thunderstorm.

"You are crazy! Playing the Wii during a thunderstorm?! What are you playing?"

"Super Paper Mario. I'm letting Dimentio kill Mario a few times. Wouldn't it be so cool if we could go into the game?" Kai-Lai brought up.

All the sudden, lightning struck the Wii box and Kai-Lai and Mei-Lei got sucked into the game. When they landed, Count Bleck and his Minions were having a meeting. Kai-Lai was so excited.

"Oh. My. Gosh. I want to have all of your autographs! Here sign this!" Kai-Lai told everyone to write there names down on the paper. When she got to Dimentio she said, "Hold still for a sec." She took out her phone and took a picture. Mei-Lei was very scared of Mimi.

"Hey isn't that the guy in your wall? The big poster that you stare at all the time?" Mei-Lei asked. She pointed to Dimentio.

"I have a poster of all them on one big poster!" Kai-Lai told her.

"And that one you hide under your bed! Of...Dimentio, I think."

"Mei-Lei, shut up," Kai-Lai whispered.

Mimi, for some reason turned into a spider. Mei-Lei realized why she was scared. "She's a spider! Spiders can suck out your insides! Please don't let her eat my insides!" Mei-Lei wailed.

Mimi was confused. She turned back. Mei-Lei gave her a piece of paper to sign. "Ha, now you can't eat my insides!" Mei-lei triumphed. She turned to Dimentio. "Where was I? Oh yeah! Kai-Lai totally LOVES you!"

Dimentio looked at Kai-Lai and floated a bit back. Kai-Lai gave Mei-Lei a dirty look. Count Bleck, being very confused by all of this, asked, "Count Bleck wonders what side you are on. Mario's side or our side, asked Count Bleck?"

"I'm definitely on this side!" Kai-Lai answered. Mei-Lei agreed. "Who would want to be on Mario's side anyway? He's such a loser." And at that moment Mario came in. He started to feel hurt.

"Who hates Mario, raise your hands?" Everyone did. Mario began to cry. "What is that above his lip? A coffee stain?" Mr. L laughed. Mario ran out of the room.

"Hey, I just saw something red!" Mimi pointed out.

In the real world...

Breaking news! Mario has just left the Super Paper Mario game! It will now be the Super Paper Luigi game. There also seems to be 2 girls in the game. I'm Bob and this is Gamer News!

Video game world...

After the game change, Tippi decided to visit Count Bleck's castle for some reason. "Blumeire?"

"Timpani? I don't have to destroy the world!" Count Bleck exclaimed happily. Dimentio mumbled something.

"Hey, can we stay with you guys...please?" Kai-Lai pleaded.

"We have nowhere to stay!"

"Okay!"

"YAY!"

A few days later...

"Mei-Lei, don't flirt with Dimentio...promise?"

"But there's no one else here!" she whined.

"There's...Mr. L! He's second best!" Kai-Lai tried.

"...Okay."

"Thanks."

And I'll leave it at that! Now, I will continue this because it is VERY long. It might all not be EXACTLY CORRECT, but it was similar. Kai-Lai and Mei-Lei...old times...