In this scene, Harry encounters Dumbledore's Army. His reaction starts a domino chain of chaos and… well, we'd rather not ruin it for you. Anyway, will Harry follow through with the Dumbledore's Army idea? Will Hermione hit Harry as she did Draco Malfoy in the 3rd movie? Will Ron FINALLY…FINALLY tell Harry what's on his mind? Find out in this crazy-cool script describing the events in the weird little room that they found in Hogwarts!!

The Formation of Dumbledore's Army

Harry- (entering room. There stands —and sits—Hermione, Ron, and everyone else who wished to join Dumbledore's Army) Hermione!! What the censored is going on?!

Hermione- (standing up, addressing Harry's concern) Well, Harry, you know how the whole system is going down the toilet, and what with that crazy old hag Umbridge teaching us and all… we thought you could train us!! Please, Harry, please!! (Crowd murmurs in agreement)

Harry- (with a totally disgusted look upon his smug little face) Hermione!! I can't be dragged into this mess!! You're the brains, not me!! I'm just the looks!! You teach them!! I've got a better life than to teach people that I go to school with!!

Hermione- (putting up her dukes in an angry sort of manner) Harry, don't make me beat you up!! (Then jumping up with glee) Ooh!! This is fun!! Gah-wah-ha-ha!!

Harry- (slapping his forehead in disgust) Hermione, you really don't get out much, do you? (Cursing under his breath) Fine, I'll teach the little brats.

Ron- (Hearing Harry's statement, obviously mad about the insult, standing up) Excuse ME!! Last time I checked we were OLDER than you; you're the brat!!

Harry- (Now ready to get into a way-intense argument) Oh, look who's TALKING!! BAH!! YOU SICKEN ME… I'M FINDING NEW FRIENDS!! (Bends down and picks up some rocks) Hello, little buddies. You're my new friends… how are you today Chip? And you, Miss Froggy? Care for some tea, Sir Flammydigginginthebackyardspencerson?

Hermione- (From the side, sitting next to Cho Chang, Harry's dream girl; and Ginny, who is madly in love with Harry) Isn't Ron manly for sticking up for everyone like that?

Ron- (Swinging his fist in the air, ready to hit Harry, then stopping in mid-air, hearing Hermione's comment) What…? You really feel that way about me?

Hermione- (Standing up, flinging her arms out for a hug) Of course I do, Ron!! Your flaming red hair lights my candle of love for you!!

Ron- (Totally perplexed by the metaphor, running to Hermione with his arms flung out for a hug also) I have no clue what that means, but it's hot!!

Harry- (Looking up from his new friends) Eew… you guys actually LIKE each other…?

Ron- (Eyeing Harry while holding Hermione) Uh, yes, actually. (Provoking Harry to take part in an argument) Why so perplexed, Harry? Can't hold a woman, now?

Harry- (Now very, very mad) I take that as an offense!!

Ron- (Rolling his eyes) That's what it was SUPPOSED to be, retard!!

Harry- (Very, very mad now) "You are a--"

Cho- (Standing up, fluttering her eyelashes and acting totally offended) Harry!! I cannot believe you!! And to think I thought you were a sensitive, sweet, caring person, comforting me after Cedrick's death!!" (Storms off)

Harry- (Slumps a bit, mouth dribbling open, watching Cho leave) "You… you really think that? I LOVE YOU!!"

Cho- (Turning around, her face red) Not anymore!! (Door slams behind her, everyone else follows, Ron and Hermione holding hands)

Harry- (Left alone in the room) "I'm all alone… again!! DAMMIT!!"

FIN

Ha!! Hardly any of that stuff in the description even made it into the script!! Ha!!