Hello, my friends and fellow YGO fans and fellow Bakura fangirls!

We all know about Bakura/Ryou's anxiety about their screen time, non-existant card game victories, and other stuff. So here is Yami Bakura, trying to break the fourth wall (probably so he can attack the production staff) in an attempt to fix all of that.

And he does it in 10 different ways. Each way is a different chapter. This one is an intro chapter.

There is some abridgedness, but for the most part, Yami Bakura is in his original, non-abridged personality. Other characters may vary.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN STAMPEDING FANGIRLS, SHIRTLESS CHARACTERS, MAKING OUT, SPIKED DIP, AND OTHER FANGIRL HEALTH HAZARDS. FANGIRLS BE CAREFUL AND NON-FANGIRLS PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, Yu-Gi-Oh! Season 0, YGOTAS, Hetalia, YouTube, Google, Cannibal Holocaust, Gmail, the video titled "Bakuras favorite card", the fourth wall, or any of the characters. And bunch of other stuff and whatevers.

WARNING OF THE CHAPTER: NONE

Anyway, let's get on with it!

R&R

ENJOY~!

Bakura sat in his- well in his host Ryou's- room, on the laptop. He was bored out of his mind.

He was also bummed out about losing yet another card game to Yugi Muto. What was even more embarrassing about it was the fact that he had, indeed, dueled Yugi without him asking for help from the Pharaoh. Bakura had pretended to be Ryou again (it had taken him hours to flatten his hair down enough and work on Ryou's voice) so that Yugi wouldn't feel threatened and ask the Pharaoh for help, feel like anything was on the line, or have any real motivation to win.

Yet Bakura had still lost.

~Flashback~

"Sorry, Bakura. You lost. That was a good game though!"

"Grrrr..."

"Bakura, are you okay? I hope you're not too mad that I won. It was just a friendly game after all..."

He let the voice acting façade drop and let his facial expression turn back into his usual one. "Dammit! Why can't I win at all against you?! How the hell is this possible?!"

Yugi gasped. "B-Bakura? Or are you not Bakura again?"

"No! I'm not your stupid friend Bakura! I seriously thought I could win! Both of us are lucky that you were winning, otherwise I would've turned this into a Shadow Game a few turns ago." He stood up and walked to the door. He looked at a shocked Yugi. "Have fun being the freaking King of Card Games and the former king if Egypt," he said to Yugi and the Pharaoh respectively.

~Flashback end~

Bakura slammed his fist on the table in anger.

"And to make matters worse, Marik always gets all the attention as the main villain around here! I'm waaaay smarter and more evil than him! Just because my host is friends with Yugi and those other twerps doesn't mean I shouldn't be taken seriously!"

And he was also upset that some of his best plans seemed to end up in him being hospitalized or some other rubbish like that. Or sent to the Shadow Realm again (even though he always came right back).

"Just why?" he wondered aloud. "I deserve better than this. I am capable of better than this. So why don't I ever do better?"

He sighed and tried to calm down. He turned his attention to the laptop again. Maybe he could cheers himself up by watching gory and violent YouTube videos.

He logged on to Gmail (not Ryou's because thankfully they had separate email accounts and were two different users on his computer) and then went to the YouTube site. He looked up his favorite movie to watch: Cannibal Holocaust.

After a few minutes, his mood had improved significantly. He laughed as one girl screamed at the top of her lungs. Then the video ended.

"Ugh. Again." It wasn't a big deal, but he had to manually select the next video of the movie because this wasn't the whole thing; it was separated into parts.

He went over to the related videos to click the next part. He found it and was about to click when something caught his eye.

It was a video that was titled "Bakuras favorite card".

What the hell is this? he thought as he clicked on it to find out.

He watched the page load and the video started up.

But he couldn't see anything. Or hear anything.

What the hell?!

He checked the volume and sound and saw nothing wrong. He even went back a page and then re-clicked to see if it would work.

Nothing.

He took a closer look at the screen. Then he noticed something wierd on the video. It looked like a wierd and very, very, very faint rectangle on top of it. It looked like it had either faint swirls or stripes on it. The pattern was what allowed Bakura to notice it. He had very good eyesight.

What was it? He knew it wasn't part if the video because the rectangle went past the edges of the video.

He tried going full screen and wide-screen, but the rectangle always covered the video. And it seemed a bit thicker around the volume button of it.

What was going on here?

Then he noticed another video. It had another name he recognized.

He clicked on it.

The video loaded and started. But again, no picture or audio.

He was starting to get very freaked out and confused.

He decided to check out the comments. Luckily, those weren't blocked from his sight like the video was. He read one comment in particular.

It was written by someone whose username was TAquailita. It read:

[I think someone told me before but I'm not sure. Exactly what is the fourth wall? And what happens if it breaks?]

He noticed that someone had replied to it. This comment was:

[The fourth wall is an imaginary wall between the characters and us. The fourth wall breaks when the characters talk to you directly or acknowledges the audience.]

The fourth wall?

Could it be possible that this is a show? Bakura wondered. And the fourth wall is keeping me from watching these videos? Maybe they contain spoilers about what happens next to all of us!

Then he had a realization.

"The fourth wall keeps the characters from knowing what the fans do!"

Bakura smiled evilly. "Maybe, if I can break the fourth wall myself, I can take control of what happens on this show. I can learn about what happens in later episodes, and maybe even rewrite it to my advantage!"

His smile grew. Yeeeesssssss...

"Time to find out how to break the fourth wall!" he said aloud. He opened another tab and began researching stuff on Google.

After two hours, Bakura had learned a lot about this "show". He now knew enough to start his quest to break the fourth wall and take over.

And then he would be the one winning all the card games!

YAY!

How was it?

I already have the list of 10 items planned out, but I am willing to take suggestions anyway on what methods he should use. If you come up with an idea better than one of the items I already had, I will replace that item with your idea and credit you for it.

Stuff in this chapter that isn't mine:
The "Bakuras favorite card" YouTube video,

Stuff that is:
My "fourth wall" comment (I actually made that comment once),
The made-up reply comment,
And the idea of the fourth wall's character blocking abilities.

A note about how things are going to work with this: The main genre is always adventure, but the second genre changes with the chapter. So one chapter it may be horror, another it may be romance. (I'm not saying that it will be either of those, they're just examples.) Or I may just scrap that whole thing and actually figure out the second genre. Or maybe I'll just leave it blank. I don't know. What do you people think?

Next chapter: Number 1 of the list.

See you next chapter!

BYEEEEEEE~!