Where am I?
It's strange you know?
One day I was in my bed ready to sleep after a terrible and busy day and suddenly I'm in a wet-dark place. I admit it, it's really comfortable. For a strange reason I don't feel hunger and I also can see, even in this darkness.
I don't know how much time had passed since I arrived, but this is starting to bother me; the only thing I do is take naps, eat (that's interesting, nothing enters to my mouth but I feel in my stomach tasty foods like pancakes, fruit salads, cakes, pies, fish, chicken, ice cream, and other scrumptious things, but one time I tasted a vegetable salad with vinegar and I just rejected it, without vomit) and move, this is becoming really… Wait! I can hear something…
"Hi darling, what are you doing in there?" said an elegant voice with a sweet tone, but she said I'm 'in', that means this is a closed place, that explains the darkness.
"Maybe Fluttershy should talk first, after all, you and me will be just aunties" said another voice, but this one is a cherished one, I noted that even when that voice was calmed… wait, AUNTIES?!
"Yeah, I guess you are right" said the first voice.
"We shall go now, we don't want to wake her, and practically this is breaking and entering" said the other voice with a worry tone, but still cheerful.
"Oh you're right! Let's go Pinkie!" said the ele…W-A-I-T! Pinkie?!
Of course! She is the cheerful voice, and the elegant one must be… Rarity! Oh God, this is so much, I need time to process this; why I'm related to Fluttershy?! She is my favorite pony but… Oh, you don't know yet right? I am a human, just like you, no more facts, don't matter at all, but now I doubt my own existence, but my brain is really full, I just want to take a nap.