I fixed a couple mistakes that were bugging me, so here's me reposting it mistake free. Yay!
VIVA LA SWANQUEEN!
"Ex-Girlfriend"
Ey what's going on man?
It's your boy Lil Robby
A.K.A Mr. Left-ward sloping penis
I got a story for y'all man
Peep this
Yessir
[Verse 1: Lil Robby]
Now I been datin this girl named Regina, she hot as hell
And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it don't smell
And I don't fall for chickens
But this one a little different
Body sickening,
Plus she really good at making breaded chicken
Got me thinkin she the one man
Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
Get a lotta hoes, but none of those come close
I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd
Oh yeah there's one more thing
And I know this shit gonna sound insane
But I still haven't hit it
I admit it, I wish I was kidding
Never been up inside before
Because shes only fucked one person before
And though I really wanna boink this whore
She ma sweetie 3.14
So I'm stayin patient, and masterbating,
And now ma heart is sorta racing
Cause she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out
I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,
And she seem to know who Regina is
So I say "who this" and she say
Robby, this is my ex girlfriend Emma"
[Hook 1: Lil Robby]
And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I'm lookin at this chick I can't believe my eyes
Cause she's the best looking gal that I've seen in my whole life
She's got the thickest head of blonde hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian God
And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cause Emma's dick's been inside her rawww
Awww damn!
[Verse 2: Lil Robby]
Man this is crazy
I can't believe this girl used to fuck ma lady
I bet she left that pussy ravaged like Haiti
Regina's huggin and squeezing Emma's shoulder blades
And I'm buggin and queasy, this ain't okay
And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay
Even though I was about to get laid!
Man this mafucka look like Jlaw
Combined with a lil Jennifer Aniston
In other words, she's so damn attractive
So damn tan she gotta have a little black in her
Now I'm in the back with her, sippin on some 'gnac with her
And she payin for it all, she investment bankin...
I'm acting, like I ain't distracted
But I'm reenacting her and Regina bangin
And now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss
Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is
And I had to see, and I was mad discrete
And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek
Oh my God becky, look at that cock
[Hook 2: Lil Robby]
And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I'm lookin at Emma's dick, I can't believe me eyes
Because she's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life
And now I'm starin at this chick's soft dick with a lotta hate
Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt
Aw damn
[Verse 3: Lil Robby]
I don't know what to do
Emma's dick's really huge
I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth
I know Regina's missin that
My penis isn't that
I'm lookin closer I think that her dick has abs
Six pack on a dick
Now what the fuck is that
It's so long and thick
It's like a punching bag
I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing
Got ma dick looking like a raisin
Skin tone insane, man she's hung like Saddam Hussein, it's crazy
What the fuck should I do?
Emma's gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru...
I think it's time to
Tell Regina ma goodbyes
Cause I simply can't survive
After seeing what was in between Emma's thighs
So I tell Regina
[Hook 3 Part 1: Lil Robby]
That this Chick's gotta dick that I don't comprehend
I had to move ma neck to see it end to end
I mean the physics of her dick just don't make any sense
[Hook 3 Part 2: Regina]
I think it's for the best if this comes to an end
Because the sex with her was the best
And I would say let's just be friends
But I think you just think about her dick all the time, so goodbye
Then Emma told me Robby seemed to swing the other way
Because she remember this dude in second grade
"So I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laid"
[Hook 3 Part 3: Emma]
And then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped
And I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came
I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh
And upper mid-section region
You can call that the pelvis
Some would even call that the pubic bone
Leave the pubes at home
Making this up on the spot
Fuck you know about it
I'm about to go paper-mache my own dick and ride it
Emma out bitches!