When Ninjas Text
Warning! Need Humor switch on before reading!
A/N: This takes place in an AU where no one knows who the ninja are except a few people. Oh, and I gave Kai and Nya multiple younger sisters.
Fiery One = Kai
Samurai X = Nya
Mouth of Lighting = Jay
Twinkle Toes = Cole
Wise Guy = Sensei Wu
Chef Z = Zane
Kid = Lloyd
Lloyd glanced up and down the long table. His father, Lord Garmadon, recently turned good, was sitting at the head, his mother, Misako, on his right hand side. Mr. Borg, an old friend of Lloyd's, was on his left. P.I.X.A.L. was sitting next to him. The elemental masters were chatting amongst themselves. Dareth was also at the dinner, though why Garmadon invited him was a complete mystery. Lloyd was wondering how he could talk to Dareth or P.I.X.A.L. without anyone noticing (His parents were talking to Mr. Borg), when what sounded like the mysterious green ninja's powers exploding erupted suddenly. Everyone immediately started looking around for the source of the noise. Sort of. Mr. Borg, Dareth, and P.I.X.A.L. were staring at Lloyd with amusement.
Lloyd quickly pulled out his phone has he muttered an apology.
Help! My sisters are giving me a makeover! – Fiery One
He means they placed him in a dress and are now doing makeup. – Samurai X
Cool! Can I have a picture? – Mouth of Lightning
Lloyd chuckled at his friends responses to Kai's predicament. Another "explosion" announced a new incoming text.
I want a poster. And a wallet sized pic. – Twinkle Toes
I would like it on some mugs please! – Wise Guy
Sensei! You are being immature! – Chef Z
I'll take a calendar. – Chef Z
Lloyd quickly added his own text.
Really? Chef Z, don't yell at people if you're going to do it too. – Kid
Oh. I want one of everything. – Kid
"Who is it, Lloyd?" Dareth looked highly confused.
"Kai's younger siblings are giving him a makeover. Nya says that means he is in a dress and their trying to do his makeup." Lloyd grinned as he watched the wheels spinning in everyone's minds.
"Can you see if I can't get two posters and three mugs please?" Mr. Borg suddenly asked.
"I'd like a good size picture too." Dareth piped up.
"Wouldn't this be humiliating Kai?" P.I.X.A.L. asked
"Zane already asked for a calendar." Lloyd was already typing in the requests.
"I'll like one too then." P.I.X.A.L. blushed deeply at the mention of her boyfriend.
Mr. B wants 2 poster & 3 mugs. Dareth wants a good size pic. P.I.X.A.L wants a calendar. – Kid
Sweet! Already working on it! – Samurai X
Hey! Guys! Come on! You're supposed to be helping me out! – Fiery One
Right… - Samurai X, Chef Z, Wise Guy, Twinkle Toes, Mouth of Lighting, Kid
This just got awkward…. - Chef Z
Lloyd burst out laughing suddenly.
"Lloyd! Put it away! This is a family bonding time!" Garmadon erupted suddenly.
Got to go. Dad not happy! – Kid
Tell him hi for me. – Wise Guy
"Uncle Wu says hi, Dad." Lloyd started to put the cell away.
"WHAT!?" Garmadon promptly seized the phone, "Who are these people!?"
"Those would be the ninja. Didn't you know Lloyd's on first name basis with them?" Mr. Borg clasped his hands together, clearly amused by Garmadon's reaction.
Spluttering, Garmadon turned to face Lloyd. Seizing his phone back, Lloyd glanced at it in time for a new message to pop up.
Wait a minute! Sis, you're in the same room as me! Why are you texting? – Fiery One
Uh, you know you're texting me too, right? – Samurai X
That doesn't count! – Fiery One
Does too! – Samurai X
Does Not! – Fiery One
This just got interesting… - Twinkle Toes and Mouth of Lightning
Now is a bad time for a sibling fight. – Chef Z
There is never a good time for siblings to fight. – Wise Guy
Lloyd spoke, surprisingly calmly, "Fiery One is the red ninja. Samurai X is the water ninja. She is related to the red ninja. Mouth of Lighting is, well obviously, the blue ninja. Twinkle Toes is the black ninja. Wise Guy is Uncle Wu. Kid is the green ninja."
"Are there stories behind their names?" Misako looked impressed that he knew all this.
"Red ninja can be a little bit impatient, Water ninja is an inside joke. She had an alter ego for a while. Blue ninja won't stop talking. Black ninja took dance and singing lessons when younger. Green ninja is, I'm the youngest, let's put it at that." Lloyd looked to see his dad's reaction.
"You…You…How?" Garmadon stuttered, not really expecting to learn his son was the most powerful ninja.
"Well, it all started when…"
A/N: I own nothing!