Nine-ball was fliying thru teh skye when he falled thru portal into land of Gensokyo. Nine-ball got up and flied until he got to Moriya shrien wher he found Sanae on groound.
"wat happen?" Nine-ball askedd.
"Sanae was RAEP BY TENTACLES!" Kanako repliedd.
"WHO DONE THIS!" Nine-ball sshouted.
"It was done by RAEP MONSTERR!" Suwako sshouted.
"WHER IS RAEP MONSTERR!" Nine-ball askked.
"he is now at skarrlet devl manson!" Reimu sayd.
So Nien-ball and REimu flied offf to scarlete devl manson wehre they found teh RAEP MONSTERR rapeing Sakuya with tentaicles.
"WHO IS INTERRRUPTING MY RAPEINGS!" TEH RAEP MONSTERR ROARRED.
"WE WILL NNOT ALLOW U TO RAEP ANYOEN ANYMOER!" Reimu yelld.
TEH RAEP MONSTERR shotteed a tetnicle at Reimu adn she was thrown to wall.
"I WILLL NOT ELET U TENTEICLE REIMU!" Nine-ball shotued, and he fired hist missles and explostioned off all teh RAEP MONSTERR'S tetnicles. TEH RAEP MONSTERR brethted fier at Nien-ball but he doged it and fierd his palsma rifel at teh eye and blowed up TEH RAEP MONSTERR.
Nine-ball flew to hAkurei-shinre wehre all teh womein was so gratefule taht they had sex wiht him all thru teh nihgt.
When mroning camme, Yuyuko and Yukari were sleeeping nakedd on topp of NIne-ball when he got call from Presdident of Amereica. Nine-ball was about to leeave wehn Yuyuko and Yukari saids "stay, nine-ball. we luv u." so he stayd and had a threesum witth Yuyuko and Yukari and tthenn flied off to Ameireca.
TO BE CONTINUED