The alcohol was futzing with his brain, his vision was blurry. His arm (and the phone in it) felt so damn heavy. He knew, somewhere deep down in the recess of his mind, that he shouldn't do this. He knew it was a really bad idea, and that he would cop all the shit from this decision tomorrow (along with a goddamn awful headache) and yet, this knowledge didn't stop Vanitas from running his fingers over the touch screen, watching the random numbers turn green under his thumb then black again once he moved onto the next digit.
He pulled the phone up to his ear (with great effort), downed the rest of his drink and let the phone ring in his ear. It was that bastards fault really. What did he expect from something like this?
'Tap some random numbers into your phone and see what happens.' It was a challenge is what it was, and that bastard damn-well knew Vanitas didn't run away from a challenge.
The person on the other end didn't pick up however, so he got some girl's voice instead, telling him of an impending beep and that he should leave a message after it.
So Vanitas did.
"Okuh!" he slurred into the microphone. "Listen 'ear, Random Lady. I don't know you," a rather undignified belch crawled its way up and out of his throat, "and you most certainly don't know me. Plus…yer a cheek. Why?! Why would you wanna be a cheek anyway!? Oh well, I blame yur 'rents for that mistake! But if yur were a spud…my, my we'd get lucky, wouldn't we. I know we would! wanna know how I know we would?"
Vanitas waited for the voice to respond, standing in the middle of the sidewalk and tumbling a bit, his friends cackling around him.
"Fucking rude aren't ya!? 'Tis very impolite to ignore someone like that! But whatevs! We've known each other for all of five glorious seconds…I'll let it slide. I'm a nice person like that. But the reason you and I would go together just as great as chocolate and popcorny is-" there was a beep in his ear, which caused Vanitas to yelp , turn and throw his phone with tremendous force for someone so drunk at the brick wall to his right.
"The phone screamed at me! DEMON!"