In a Universe of trails and tribulation, one crew can save the day from: Thievery, Bounty, the occasional love struck pirates, and an extremely evil Dr. Masaya. The Galaxy Mews are here to save the day! As long as Pudding doesn't drive the ship! (Kairi&Tora: Yeahhhhhhh)
KairiCat&Torachick: Hello and welcome to our first FanFic!
Kish: Great another Damn fic!
Pai: Exactly what we need, another fic that doesn't explain the true us!
(Kairi and Tora stare at them and start to hug them)
Kairi: (Hugging Kish) Oh silly, this isn't just about you.
Tora: (Hugging Pai) Yeah, though you're the Hottest guys in the fic.
Kish&Pai: Get away from us!!! (Try to get free but cant)
Kairi: Anyways lets explain the couples! IchigoxKish. TartxPurin
Tart: Why me, why do I gotta be with her!!!!
Purin: Tar-Tar and me together again!!!
Tora: ZakauroxRyou
Zakuro: What?!!!! Me with Him???!!!!!!! You must be kidding!!
Tora: I am, it's really ZakuroxPai! Mwhaha! And RyouxRetasu.
Ryou: What wrong with me? (Cries in corner (violin playing))
Kairi&Purin: (jump up) Everything(That's for all you Ryou fans)
Tora:Hey!!! I was once a Ryou fan (Looks up and you can hear old classical music playing) Yes many a years I would say I love Ryou………
Retasu: Don't worry I like you.
Ryou: Thanks (hugs Retasu (She's embarrassed))
Kairi&Tora: Wait till the fic starts!
Ichigo: Then start it!!!!!!
Tora: Okay, Okay. Just one more thing.
Kairi: Since Minto never gets anybody…….
Tora: We are going to let you readers vote on either
Drunken Guy
Keichiro Guy
Cross Dressing Guy from Princess Ai (If you ever read it of course if not buy it)
Snobby Rich Guy that cheats on her
Minto: Wha- Tell me who!!!!!!!
Kairi&Tora: It's up to them! (posses for audience)
Minto: TELLLL MEEEEE (strangles audience)
Kairi: Just to let you know we are going to call the Galaxy Mew crew fruits and the aliens Desserts!
Kish: If you don't get it your slower then you look.
Pai: And I don't mush like the idea of being called a dessert! (Folds arms)
Kairi&Tora: But you're so good to eat (lovey eyes)
Tora: Anyway incase you get confused with how old they are
Kish: Which you will!
Pai: They have such a dumb story! (Kairi&Tora tie them up and throw them in the freezer)
Ichigo 21 Kish22
Minto21 Pai24
Retasu21 Tart17
Zakuro23 Ryou23
Purin16 Keichiro25
And now we begin the story
Chapter 1 Fruits and their troubles
Retasu: Captain Ichigo we are now on their tail.
Ichigo: Okay Major Zakuro fire when ready.
Zakuro: Yes captain. (Tries to fire) Uh, captain it's not working. The missals won't launch!
Ichigo: What do we do now?
Minto: We are now near the Planet Taiona.
Ichigo: Hmmmmmmm,alright lets see if we can force them to land on the planet.
Retasu: Right away Captain Ichigo. (She goes to drive)
Purin: NO! First Cadet Purin willfly. (Purin grabs the streeing wheel and they crash into the bounty Ship)
Ship: Beep, Beep! RED ALERT!LOSING ALTITUDE!
(The ship falls onto the planet, crashing into the police station)
Purin: Yahhhhhhhhh, Pur-Pur Fly good!!
Ichigo: What happened? Uhhhhhhhhhh?
Police: What happened is that you crashed your ship into the Taiona Police Station! What do you think you were doing?
Purin: Catching Bounty!
Minto: Captain Ichigo, we found out what was wrong with the missal launcher.
Ichigo: (Gets up) What?
Zakuro: It's filled with pudding.
Purin: Don't forget the Whip Cream!
Ichigo: PURINNNNN!
Tora: (Bows to audience) we are so sorry forthis chapter being so short. Kish and Pai made us. Speaking of Pai….
Kiari: Oh my god! They're still in the freezer! ( Both run crazily to freezer and yank the door open.
Kairi: Kish I am so sorry who did this to you?( Violin starts to play)
Tora: My poor Pai!
Ryou: Stop with the violin!!!! Keichiro, stop it now!!!!
Keichiro: sorry.
Kairi&Tora: And this concludes the first chapter of our fic!!!!!
Kish: ( just now unfrosting) What?! Most of the chapter consisted of me and Pai being tortured!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pai: you mean Pai and I.
Purin: it rhymes. It rhymes!
Minto: Will you stop saying it so many times!!!
Ichigo: when you rhyme it is such a crime.
Zakuro: Me and Pai are going bye.
Retasu: you mean Pai and I.
( Kairi&Tora slowly creep away with Kish and Pai)
Tart: These are some corny lines.
(In another room)
Kairi: Kish is Mine!! Mwhahahahahaha
Kish:Help!!!! (Evil music starts to play)
Tora: (Inches away) Okay Bye. Read the next chap, it will be nothing like this one.Mwhahahahahahahahaha
Fruits and Desserts: We can only hope.
Disclaimer: We do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, but if we did Kish and Pai would be our non-arguing totally hot man servants that would not complain if we told them we wanted a piece of Strawberry Kish and Cherry Pai for desserts.(Kish&Pai: What?)
On the next chapter we read about the Hot Aliens!
Kish&Pai: Hopefully!