The Worst Teen Titans Fanfic Ever!
Note: This is a parody of some of the fanfics I have read. It bashes the Robin/Raven relationship, the BB/Terra relationship, and all of the plot points that I don't like. If something that you like is in here, please don't take it the wrong way. I'm just having fun!
Dedicated to Cherryfire, who also bashes these relationships.
The Teen Titans were sitting around in Titans Tower. After doing nothing for the past 6 months, they were getting delirious. Suddenly, Robin got on his knee in front of Raven. "Raven, I love you," he said romantically. "We are perfect for each other, we have so much in common."
"and what is that? BOOYAH!!!" Cyborg said in his little corner.
"Um." Robin said, thinking very hard. "Well, our names start with 'R' and they are both bird names."
"That convinced me," Raven said excitedly, even though her emotions were destroying everything, "Robin, I love you." She started to kiss him, and they were making out in front of everyone.
Beastboy then asked, "Um... Star, doesn't this upset you? I mean, you love Robin, don't you?"
Starfire got up and said, "No, I love Cyborg!" She kissed him passionately. Cyborg went up for air and said, "Finally! All these fanfic authors hate me!"
Beastboy then said, half angrily and half jokingly, "Hey!!! I'm the only one who's not in a couple here!"
Robin then detached himself from Raven's face, and said "Go ask out Terra," and then reattached himself.
Beastboy went to the cave where Terra was. He saw her in the rock, and also saw the plaque. Angrily, he ran back to Titan's Tower. "Hey!!!" he said, "She's still petrified!!!"
Robin then stopped kissing again, and said, "Not my bleep problem." He kept kissing Raven. Suddenly, a young boy amazingly their same age ran in. "Hi!!!" He shouted to everyone, "I'm Jacobus, also known as Superstrongamazingboy! Can I be a Teen Titan?"
Everyone then said, "of course!" Raven and Starfire pulled away from their boyfriends and walked up to him. "I LOVE YOU!!!" They both shouted, and each kissed him. Another person came into the room. It was SLADE!!!
"I thought you were supposed to be dead!" Beastboy said, confused.
"I was," Slade said, "But somehow I was revived, even though nothing was left of me."
"I'll take care of you!!!" Superstrongamazingboy shouted. He snapped his fingers, and fell to the ground in a pile of dust.
Everything was fine here.
The End!!!