Warnings- yaoi (boy x boy) if you don't like please don't read, light fluff, language

Rated- T for language

Disclaimer- 'clears throat' Sadly I don't own bleach Tite Kubo does if I did own Bleach it would be a yaoi.

Pairing- Grimmjow/Ulquiorra

Summary- When two of our favorite espadas are alone we'll se what they really do when they think we aren't watching.

Humans are Nosey

Ulquiora's P.O.V

I fixated my eyes on Lord Aizen and general Gin who was sitting on Lord Aizen's lap as he went on and on about some new law, that said we had to go and find some info on holidays that are celebrated in the living world and celebrate them ourselves no doubt this has something to do with one of Gin's irrational ideas. To be honest if it wasn't for the fact it would greatly upset Lord Aizen I would gladly let Gin meet the end of my cero. I noticed that Nnoitra was staring off into space even more so at Szayelaporro and he was returning the stare. How obvious could they be I mean I'm sure all of you as our public audience doesn't want to see them making love struck faces at each other, I mean honestly. "You are all dismissed my dear espada" we stood and bowed to our so called savior and lord. With this we left and now you the audience shall all be heading over to the Soul Society to witness a captain's and later a lieutenant's meeting. (now lets all go to our hidden camera now shall we, audience)."Hey" Ulquiorra looked over his shoulder to see the sexta espada Grimmjow Jaggerjaquez and immediately walked over to him "those Humans are so damned nosey" Grimjow leads Ulquiorra farther into the corridor and said humans are nosey because they got nothing better to do with their short fucked up lives to give a damn to how they spend it even if that means looking at other people's lives" Ulquiorra nods and softly looks up as Grinjow pecked his lips with a soft kiss. And actually smile (O.M.G he smiled) and said "yes they even stoop so low as to setup so called hidden cameras isn't that right Maiu"? (gulps) "umm well ya' see … hehe" "damn you humans are dumb as hell" I hear Grimmjow say right before the screen went black. "Well everyone I'm afraid to say we are having umm technical difficulties so that's all for today next time we'll be spying on Renji and Ichigo.

Owari

I hope you liked it please review and tell me how it was for my first fan fiction so please be kind and please no flames. 3