A/N: Whelp sorry it this sucks…I'm not all that great at writing threesomes and I'm hoping that it's not too terrible.

Oh and I don't own anything other than the plot.

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Puck grinned at his boyfriend as he looked up from his phone screen. Kurt raised an eyebrow at the mohawked boy in question. Instead of saying anything Puck just flipped the phone around to show him the message.

From: Satan

3sum?

Kurt's eyes widened momentarily before a grin spread across his face. He typed out a quick 'yes' and hit send, smirking when Puck's eyes widened in pleased surprise.

"Have I told you lately that I love you?" Puck said grinning and presenting the other boy with a kiss.

"I love you too, but I get to screw Satan." Kurt said leering at him. "You're dick is for me and me alone."

Puck groaned quietly as a picture of Kurt between Santana's legs, pounding into her, popped into his head."Fuck that's hot."

Kurt chuckled and kissed Puck's cheek as he pulled out his phone.

To: Satan

My place. Now.

Puck's eyes seemed to widen comically as he read the message over Kurt's shoulder. The smaller boy simply smiled at him and leaned back onto his broad chest, grinding their hips together before pulling away when he heard the doorbell.

Santana stood smirking on his porch, licking her lips as Kurt's eyes raked over her appreciatively before stepping aside to let her in. She strode past him calmly, her short dress riding up slightly as she swayed her hips provocatively.

Kurt followed her, his eyes never leaving her ass on their way down to his basement where Puck was waiting for them, his shirt lying on the floor already. "Hey Satan," he said grinning at the two of them.

The three of them fell easily into bed together, becoming nothing more than a tangle of limbs. Kurt found himself wedged between Santana and Puck; he gasped as he felt lips trail down his chest and wound his fingers through the long dark locks he was presented with, while behind him Puck mirrored Santana's actions. He could feel his arousal growing with every press of lips basking in the feel for a time before rolling so the Latina was below him and Puck just to the side, the Jewish boy didn't even bat an eye at the sudden change following his boyfriends lead as they began pleasuring the girl before them.

Kurt pulled two condoms and the lube out of his nightstand as Santana moaned wantonly beneath him. He passed one of the condoms to Puck along with the lube before rolling his own on, a gasp escaping him as he felt two fingers pressed into him. His head dropped to Santana's shoulder and her fingers massaged his scalp to keep him relaxed through the burn as Puck stretched him. As a third finger was added Kurt bit down on Santana's shoulder and shifted his hips causing the head of his dick to press into Santana's cunt.

"Nnngh…" Santana moaned and pressed down further onto Kurt's dick, a moan forced itself past his lips at the sensation distracting him long enough for Puck to remove his fingers and replace them with his dick.

They faltered shortly, their thrusts out of sync for a moment before they evened out and moved together. Their moans all bled together and filled the room with the sound of it. They sped up frantically as their orgasms approached, the three of them collapsing in a heap together afterword.

"I didn't think you had it ya Lady Face…" Santana said her breath coming in short pants.

Kurt rolled his eyes and tossed his condom towards the trash at the same time Puck. "Wish you had known sooner?"

Puck grinned as Kurt leered at her for a moment before flopping back onto the bed his head landing on Puck's shoulder. One of Puck's arms wound around his waist, pulling him closer.

"Oh gag me, you too are way to lovey dovey," Santana groaned as she started pulling her clothes back on.

Kurt grinned at her and made a point of draping himself over Puck more fully. "You enjoy watching us and you know it. Otherwise you wouldn't have done this," Kurt said looking at her pointedly.

"Shut it Porcelain," she said making a face at him before waving at the two of them and walking out.

"That was awesome." Puck said as he kissed Kurt slowly pulling the blankets over them and cuddling the smaller boy closer.

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