Ten Reasons Wilson is Gay- email
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10-Wilson skips home from work because he is gay
9-Wilson sings show tunes because he is way too gay
8-Wilson likes Wincest because he is gay
7-Wilson crushes on Adam Lambert and Dean Winchester because he is gay.
6-Wilson bought a Winchester rifle because he thought it had a connection to Dean which means he is gay (and stupid).
5-Wilson blow dries his hair because he is so fricking gay.
4-Wilson sings Josh Groban songs in the shower because he is gay.
3-Wilson dances to Madonna in the shower because he is gay.
2-Wilson has a Chicago poster because he is gay.
1-Wilson loves me because he is gay.
Ducklings-
You must tell Wilson he is gay at least 5 times today, or I'll fire you.
BBW.
Later that day-
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What the hell are you doing, sending this out to the kids? And Lisa? Where's your head? She'll fire you in an instant! Jackass.
JK
Instant Message
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Wilson-
You're gay
You're gay
You're gay
You're gay
You're GAY.
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Thank you.
You don't have to do this, you know Just because House wanted you to doesn't mean you have to.
JK
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Oh, so YOU will protect me? You're GAY, remember? You crush on Adam Lambert, blow dry your hair, and sing (and dance) in the shower! House is way tougher.
AliCam
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Dude, he's a CRIPPLE! I'm just GAY! WTH?
JK
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Dude. Being gay is so worse than being crippled.
BBW
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Tattletale.
JK
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I'm not even GAY!
JK
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Yet.
BBW
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You forgot 2. I like Michael Buble and Train.
JK
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Train is a manly band. Michael Buble, however…
BBW
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However what?
JK
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Meet me in 15 minutes for lunch and I'll explain.
BBW
Ps (((((((((((((((JK)))))))))))))
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((((((((WTH?))))))))
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NVM. 15 or I kll u.
BBW
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What? Oh, fuck you. Cu n 10 mins.
ILU
JK
In the cafeteria, James Wilson scanned for Greg House. Instant message lingo was confusing. NVM? Kll? What in the world did Greg mean?
"Yo, Jimmy Kimmel. We men gots a message for you." Said Foreman, Taub, and Chase. Suddenly they began to sing.
"You're so gay
You probably think this song is about you
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you?
In case you didn't notice, we missed three times.
You're gay
You're gay
You are GAY!!!!!"
Okay, that was random, Wilson thought. "Thanks, boys." is what he said. House's underlings always found the most creative ways to undermine his intelligence & self esteem. Heh, he'd been emailing and texting too much. He even thought in &'s.
"That was AWESOME, guys! Best rendition of "You're So Vain" I've heard in a LOONG time! Thank you! That was so worth Jimmy being mad it me."
"No, it really wasn't Truly, it wasn't, you ijit."
"Been watching a little too much Supernatural, huh?"
"Screw you. Now, explain how Michael Buble isn't manly."
"His name is Michael Bubbly. That should explain it for you. And if that doesn't help, think about the stuff he sings, things like Frank Sinatra, things no respectable man his age should know, much less love enough to sing like he does. Think about it, Wilson."
"Well, he may just have a love for the oldies! Kids are rediscovering Frank Sinatra every day, you know."
"Not really."
"Whatever. Now, what do NVM, kll and those parentheses mean?"
"NVM means never mind. Kll is kill. The parentheses are hugs."
"Oh, SNAP! You huggled me?"
"I did NOT huggle you, I HUGGED you."
"Same damn difference, fuck face. I love your fuck face."
"Can we please get back to normal?"