Dean walked into the room, looking nervous and homosexual, and especially incestuous. Sam had situated himself on the couch watching Casa Erotica, some episode with gabriel in. he was a real actor in it, and featured in episodes frequently. He had a fetish for weird midgits with facial hair, he had always loved Grumpy out of snow white and the seven dwarfs.
Sam turned his head from where he had been watching Gabriel being spanked with a mustache by a man with a handlebar 'stache. Dean ignored Sam's porn and frowned deeply, his really bad-good puppy eyes shining with sadness. he nearly looked as emo as Sam that one time...
"what is it dean? i'm trying to fap." sam moaned, obviously turned on and annoyed by his brother's abruptness.
"sammy, i fink my anus is haunted. you must help me."
sam quickly pulled a faec of horror "waht! Dean! will u live?" he asked, tears sheening in his eyes.
"not if u do my a massive favor" dean replied, his manliness showing, and his homosexuality too but sam didn't comment. he didn't want to ruin the brotherly love moment.
"what dean?" sam grew tense, eyes widening in fear and anticipation, his breathing went funny too.
"you have to cover your moosey pee-pee in salt and bum me into the bed, sammy," he cried, before realising the biggest flaw before adding "NO HOMO YOU SONNOVA BITCH"
sam looked even more tearful before taking a deep breath before manning up and pulling his brave face... or was it his "i just pooped in my pants" face?
no time to find out, sam thought before pulling his clothes off in a very stripper-ish way. perhaps he WAS wearing stripper clothes? WHO KNEW?
dean gasped at sam's pee-pee it was big, like moose big. but not moose big.
sam tooked the salt from his butthole before dabbing the saltyness on his pee-pee. dean was already nekkid and on sam's bed redy 4 sam.
sam gasped, dean was bootyful. no pun intended. he looked like a female with bowed legs, hairyness and a penis, and his homomosexulatiy shining bright like a diamond in the sky. but he liked his women like that so it was okay. sam waddled over and stuck his pee-pee into dean before going at it like rabbits. until they jizzed and the ghost hopefully gone.
sam then knew that he luved dean more than a brother.
more than a hoe.
he loved dean like a person who loved another person but not like a brother or a hoe.
"dean i fink im in love with u" sam whispered perfectly, pulling his satisfied pee-pee out of dean's bum.
"i luv u sam 5ever"
sam gasped n cryed manly jizz tears, dean too. before dean started gasping
"sam i fink u made me pregnant." he whispered as he pushed.
and after 45 hours, castiel was out and dean gasped.
"god sent us an angle. not really. cass stay out my ass, it's sam's now. not urs go away back to balthazar, he said that he promises not to bathe in vinagar if u date him"
cass cryed and nodded nonetheless before running away, his man-vessel-butt hanging out his gansta-trackpants and his gold chains waving in the air from how fast he ran.
sam sighed happily and dean sighed even more happily before the two climbe dinto bed and slept. and den SUDDENLY.
...
the hellhounds came and killed dean in the most painful way; death by penis bleedage. sam didn't wake up as his brother cryed and screamed in pain 4 him. wen sam woked up it was noon and dean wasnt dere anymroe.
sam looked down at the end of the bed to see deans corpse and a bitten-off penis next to it.
sam cryed deeply before eating his once-lover's pee-pee in an act of memory. even tho dean would be back becas he was a main character and the audience luved his bowed legs and manliness. so he sighed and pissed on the corspe and pooped enxt to it before going back to his moose-routine.
he went back to watchign gabe being spanked with a mustache.
THE END.