Ones upon a tiem Sam nd Max wer driveding around the city in a desoto They were lookin for som bad guiys to fight. Butt tey couldnt find any and mxa waz sad bekuz he reely wantd 2 drink da blud of crimenals.
"I so tirsty Sam!" Max complanned. Then asm repleyed Shut up now we well find bad guiys soon so hold yo horeses"
An dthen they they finded da bad guiys betting up a old ladee wit a stik and they were trtin to stoled her perse from her and she wuz crying for help. Teh Freelance Police ran over to help and then they said "hey you bad guiys are gonna get kiled by my best frend max!" But teir tauntz didn't scare the bad guiys they only, kept beeng mean 2 old lady and she skreamed "Holy crap These bad guiys are tryin gto steel mah perse!
Amx gotten realy mad he was realy realy mad and stuff he was so freakin' mad that he takkled le bad guiys and ripped off ther armses and legz. Sam asked, "well are u hapey now little buddy?" and Max nodded his hed yes because he wuz happy. he began to drunk da bloode of his foes and likened his lips becuz it was tasty butt maxx wasn't not a vumpire he just wuz a rabbit dat liked blud 2 drink. The olded ladie blud tanxed da poleice 4 helpding hur wit da bad guiys, but then she sed She wuz actually a super agent who wuz black and named Steve becuz he wuz Blak Steve and Black Steve toeld them dat he hadd a suoper cool mishion, for them, butt it wuld B very deadly and would dey die? Probly knot.
"OK we wil doo it becuz it might be soupr kool or wutevr." So Sam and Max got in car and drove t da place, 4 da mishien but dere wuz a bunches of german Nazis with flame throwers and staroids. wut will wee doo max"? sammie axed his little buddy "Well may be I culd go ovr and keel dem" "No, becuz I love you and I want, 2 totally have gay butt secks all day so u hav 2 B careful" Sam sade all gay. "that wuz so sooper gay butt its okay becuz we ned 2 FINISH DA MISHIOEN!"
sam And max sneaked over to the side of the Nazi building thingie and stabbied a Nazi guard with a nife and stole da uniferm. Sam put it on and max turned into a mustache an sam putted on the mustash and now he looked like a Nazi. Nazi Sam wented inside the Nazi base und dey wer talking 2 odder Nazi bros "Hey other Nazi I love being german nd evil so tel meh hwere can find das burito?" he asked an Nazi. "buritos are 4 Mexicans wee eat children." so sam and mustash Max went over to da closed vault filled with kids Dah kidz were skared and cryed out 4 helpe so they helped dem.
" 6OTZLAKWMRRRPPPPPROMAKAXLOLO" then all of da nazees dyed and samm and mmax safe kids and stff. Sam marryzes Max and adopted all deh kidz childrens dey saved from NAZIS!
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