Heyo! Okay. I had this idea. And I know its probably taken by now, but I'm just going to see what you guys think of it... I've been wondering how to put the big four altogether in a setting like this, and I wanted it to be like 'its elsa's first day of school' trope. but I really couldn't think of an initiative. So then I decided... what if they had to work on a project together? And what if they had a rivalry and they hated to be near each other, but they grew to love? Then I came up with this baby. XD don't worry, I'll still post chapters for my other fic if any of you were wondering. hopefully the fifteenth will be on monday...I just wanted to post this one before I forgot. Really, I came up with this while sleeping. I think I'm never jumping off this ship naow. :3 if you darlings have any suggestions on how you would like this to go, PM me! I'd be more than happy to answer. x) oh, and this is my first time typing a story up in first-person-pov, because I wanted to branch off my writing skills. Hope you guys enjoy, have some jelsa. ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own Rise of the Guardians or Frozen.

The Baby Project

Chapter one: If I had ice powers, Frost would be the first one I'd freeze.

Being at the bottom of the food chain in Walt High could have its benefits. No one bothers you with the latest gossip. You'd be the one who sits at the back of the class, and the teacher completely forgets you're there. You could easily slip in and out of those crowded, messed up hallways, and never be taken a second glance.

I mean, really, who would want to get to know me? I'm classified as the most boring girl in history. My hair is white, with no color what-so-ever, my face is as flat as a poorly written Mary Sue, and I have to deal with an overbearing, annoying sister. My social reputation at its best was when I tripped over Cinderella's little mouse friend. Yeah. I know. She earned the name for obvious reasons, but I'll get into that later.

What are the bad things? ….sometimes, I just feel so lonely. Even when I'm in a room full of crowded people, I can't help but have this aching feeling in my heart, and it's just so hard to ignore. I crouch low in my seat so no one could notice me. When I do mess up, everyone sees your blunder and laugh. My councilor just thinks I'm going through a faze. That'll get better, and this is what every 18 year old girls go through. Okay. Sure. When you figure out a person who is going through the same things as me, Mrs. Darling, let me know. I'd like a good laugh.

Beep! Beep! Beep!

I moaned, pretending I didn't hear the alarm on my shelf. I moved to the other side of my bed so I wouldn't have to see it.

I really didn't want to wake up. I felt like that every morning, sure, but now more so than ever.

Today during gym we are going to start up the new health class the administration figured out. From what I've heard with the rumors passing around about it, it's going to be pretty bad. It's no surprise Mr. North is excited about this new program. He'd be the one behind it all, if he had the funds.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Bee—

"Elsa, I've been calling you for a half hour! We have to get to school!"

"For fuck's sake," I grumbled in return, smashing the alarm with my fist. "I heard you, Anna, leave me alone."

"Alright, sheesh, I'm just telling you…"

Sometimes I think that my parents just found Anna in a box on the street one day and adopted her. We are nothing like each other, and I don't think we ever will be. Need I say anymore?

I sighed as I climbed out of bed, staring at a picture of my mother and father next to the alarm. I was… bitter about their passing. My father was a stern man, and believed in proficiency of any work. He taught me everything I had to know, things that the professors at school wouldn't dare brush up on. However even during our lessons… I only knew him as a mentor, not a father. He never looked me in the eye and told me he loved me. He never gave me a pat on the back. I didn't know him. He would disappear into his study every night and I never got the chance to see him. My mother, on the other hand, was much quieter. Whenever father beat us if we messed up, she wouldn't say anything. She would just smile, and nod over to me silently, her pleading eyes begging me not to raise my voice or shout.

I didn't know her either.

A dear friend of Anna's, Tiana, hung around us during that rough period. She was a bubbly girl, and I could see why my sister enjoyed her company from the start. She was kind, quirky, and family came first for her. I nearly cried when she offered that we can live in the apartment above her mother's restaurant, and we wouldn't even have to pay for rent. Anna took the offer before I could say no.

"Is your sister bugging you again?" I heard the New Orleans girl ask, giggling. I rolled my eyes as I changed into my daily outfit. "She'll come out, don't worry honey."

Anna sighed. "I've been trying for twelve years Tiana. Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it anymore."

I couldn't hear their conversation anymore as they walked down the narrow stairway.

I'm so sorry, Anna. I mentally sighed, shaking my head. Don't for a second think I'm not.

Holding back tears, I got ready for the boring day I had to face.

"S-so, so then what did she say?" Merdia snorted, edging Rapunzel to go on.

The blonde slapped her head. "Now my mother is pissed, alright? She's mad enough that I skipped a cooking lesson to hang out with you guys, so when I mentioned that I wanted to go over Flynn's for a project, she goes 'That boy?! The same one who wreaked my flower bed? You're an idiot if you think you could leave this house!'" She shrugged, "I get out anyway. I really don't see what her problem is. I mean, it's not like he's a wanted criminal, right?"

The lunch table was cracking up. Anna nearly spit out her soda, causing me to glare at her, and she rolled her eyes at me in return.

"Gosh, I feel so bad for you Punz. I'm guessing the counseling didn't work out, huh?" Hiccup asked, looking up from his book about dragons.

She sighed. "I heard the therapist needs a therapist now. That's enough proof to know that my mother is a psychopath."

Tiana placed an arm around her shoulder. "Well, whatever happens between the two of you, just know that we're here, alright? You can come to any of us."

Rapunzel smiled gratefully at us and nodded. "I know. Thanks, you guys."

I was about to drone out the rest of the conversation and pretend that my lunch was the most interesting thing in the world, when an irritable voice broke my concentration.

"Hey! What did I miss, gang?"

"Did you get into a fight with the cops again?" Hiccup chuckled, raising an eyebrow.

The boy smirked and flipped the chair so he could sit backwards on it, leaning his hands against the table. "Nah, they were close though. I almost finished painting the graffiti on the national monument in the park when they came by. Made a run for it."

Merdia shook her head, "One of these days yer gonna get caught, Jack. I'd drink a whole bottle of vodka when that happens."

"Can I share it with you?" I asked her, making her laugh and nod.

"Sure, El, we'll throw a party to celebrate."

Jack raised his eyebrow at me. "I'm surprised, Elsa. I didn't think you of all people would join her."

I glared. "Yeah, what's that's supposed to mean?"

"Oh no…" Anna muttered, slapping her forehead.

The two of us ignored her. The idiot chuckled. "Well, come on, let's face it: you wouldn't have the guts to drink it 'cause you're completely straight, and aside from that, your body wouldn't handle it. I bet you'd spit the whole thing up after one shot."

"How can you be so sure of what I'm capable of?"

"All I know is that you're dying to suck my dick right now."

"Like hell! If you were the last male on earth, and I was the last female, and we had to repopulate, I would rather freeze to death!" She smashed her fist on the table. "Besides, that's not even relevant to the conversation!"

"I know that's why I mentioned it. I think my dick is pretty awesome."

"It's stupid. Go fall off a cliff."

"Guys, guys, guys!" Rapunzel exclaimed, "Come on, can't you just stop this? I can't believe you two could go on for a half hour debating on Jack's dick."

Tiana raised an eyebrow at her. "Punz, how many years have you've known these guys?"

"Since forever…"

"Yeah, and how many times have they argued over pointless things like that?" She stayed silent and rolled her eyes. "Exactly. Ever since Anna's fourth birthday you two were pissin' each other off. I don't know what happened then, but frankly I don't want to know. It's just one of those things…"

I glared at him and sat down, not before I push him out of my way. He was standing on one foot then so he fell to the floor easily, the sound echoing throughout the lunch hall. While the entire room began to laugh, I couldn't help but let out a giggle of my own.