I don't own Bleach and any Bleach characters
I'm trying another story...(again ") Sorry for the grammar and everything else, I'm not fluent in English =S
PROLOGUE
HEY LET'S PLAY A GAME
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I placed this blade of grass in my mouth thinking I'd look cool. But it must be poison 'cause ith makinth ma mouth numb.
Shunsui Kyoraku
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High school
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They were all sitting in a circle, eating their lunch together. A beaming ginger haired girl was happily chatting with the two girls seated next to her. Her name was Inoue Orihime. The two girls she was talking to had raven hair. One looked like a tom-boy, her name was Arisawa Tatsuki. The other had long hair tied in pigtails, her name was Kuchiki Rukia. Next to the girls, two boys were fighting over a meatball. The one with crimson red hair, tried to take it with his chopstick. His name was Abarai Renji. The one with orange haired stuck his chopsticks in the bonehead of Renji. His name was Kurosaki Ichigo. The last boy simply took the meatball while the two others were fighting. His name was Ishida Uryuu. The six teens, were childhood friends and always hung out together.
This lunch was going as usual until...
"Hey guys, I've something to tell you." Ichigo suddenly said. Everyone looked at him expectingly. "Well, Rurichiyo asked me out yesterday and I said yes."
"WHAT?" Everybody exclaimed.
"That's great Kurosaki-kun! I'm glad for you!" Inoue happily said.
"That's weird." Ishida also said in the same time.
Ichigo laughed. "Hey! At least match what you're saying!" Someone grabbed him by the collar.
"Ichigo bastard! I wanted to be the first to have a girlfriend!" Renji shouted, tears flowing from his eyes.
Rukia rolled her eyes. "Boys… They always have to compete about everything…"
Tatsuki who was frowning since the beginning turned to her. "You're okay with that?"
Rukia widened her eyes and shrugged. "Yeah, why should it bothered me? It's not like Ichigo will stop hang out with us! Right Ichigo?"
Ichigo broke free from Renji who was trying to strangle him and smiled to his friend. "Of course! You guys will always come before anyone else!"
"Tsch, of course!" Renji exclaimed while leaning his friend.
Ichigo nudged him. "I wasn't talking about you pineapple!"
"Who were you talking about strawberry?"
"Don't call me that!"
"You've started it!"
Everyone rolled their eyes. Finally, it wasn't so much different than usual...
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He was about to follow the rest of the group as they were going back in class when someone called him.
"Wait Ichigo!"
He turned around. "Something's wrong Tatsuki?"
She looked at him seriously. "Are you really going out with Rurichiyo?"
"Well, you were here when I said it." He answered nonchalantly.
She nodded. "But… what about Rukia? You told me that…"
He gulps before quickly looking away blushing. "Well…If she ask me out, I'll break up with the other and go out with Rukia."
"You don't like her, do you?"
He frowned. "Who?"
"Rurichiyo."
"That's stupid. She's my girlfriend." He simply stated.
"You just called her "the other". "
"And so? What's wrong with that?"
"You can't date a girl if you don't like her! And you can't date a girl if you already love someone else!" Tatsuki shouted.
"Lower your voice! someone might hear! And you know why I don't confess to her! I don't wanna loose our friendship."
Tatsuki glared at him. "You're an idiot Kurosaki Ichigo. You're a stupid damn coward." She said sternly before walking away leaving him.
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"Rukia-chan." The said girl who was busy packing her things looked up. Hanatarou was standing in front of her desk. "Can you come with me? I need to tell you something."
Rukia smiled. "Of course Yamada-kun."
"Great!" He said and they exited the classroom together.
Ichigo saw them walking out together. "What does this dumbass want…" Ichigo muttered glaring at the empty door.
Tatsuki Looked at him and rolled her eyes. "That's not you problem. You're not Rukia's boyfriend after all…"
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They were in the hallway, no one was in sight.
"So…what do you wanna tell me?" Rukia asked.
The little boy looked away. "Well…it's difficult to say…"
Rukia frowned and walked toward him. "Something's wrong Yamada-kun? You look pale…."
Hanatarou smiled lightly. "You…you're so kind Rukia-chan…that's why I love you."
Rukia's eyes widened. "Huh?"
He took her hand. "Do you wanna be my girlfriend?"
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"Kurosaki-kun! Someone's waiting for you!" Inoue said in a sing-song voice.
Ichigo looked up to see Inoue winked at him. He raised an eyebrow and looked to the doorframe to see a blond girl waving at him.
"Ichigo-kun! I couldn't wait to see you! Do you wanna walk with me?"
"Yes…sure." He said hesitantly before turning to his friends; "Hey guys! I'm leaving with her!" He shouted to his fringe pointing Rurichiyo.
"Haaiiiiii Kurosaki-kun! Have fun!" Inoue beamed.
"Ahhhhh! Why Ichigo is going out the prettiest girl of the school! That's so unfaiiiir!" Renji said with a whining voice.
"Awww, that's cute! I would never think that Kurosaki-kun would have a girlfriend! Let alone walking her home!" Inoue said.
"I'm still saying that it's weird.." Ishida stated, lifting up his glasses.
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The day after.
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"I'm going out with Yamada Hanatarou" The little girl said.
All her friends were speechless. Rukia looked to them oblivious. "WHAT?" They all exclaimed.
"But…why? you've never told us you loved Hanatarou!" Tatsuki cried out.
Rukia frowned. "I don't love him!" She retorted.
"So why are you dating him?" Renji asked frowning.
"Well.. He asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend. And I think Yamada is okay, I mean, he's nice, so I said yes." She simply answered.
Everyone was gaping. They could' believe sweet innocent Rukia said yes. "But you could have refused." Ichigo said bluntly while glaring at her. Rukia looked to him wondering. He just avoid her eyes faking to keep eating. "I mean, you're going out with a guy you don't even love, that sucks."
Rukia frowned. "Yeah, but I think that now that we are dating, I might like him!"
"I don't think-" Ichigo begun.
"I think you're in a bad position to say anything Ichigo." Tatsuki snapped.
"What?" Ichigo shouted. "I can speak out my mind!"
Tatsuki was about to retort but Rukia's cell cut her. Rukia looked to her cell. "Sorry guys, I'm going, Yamada texted me, he wants to give me something."
"Ichigo-kuuuuun, come with me, I want to spend some time with you before the end of the break!" Rurichiyo beamed, putting her arms around Ichigo's neck.
Everyone else rolled their eyes..
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The day after the day after
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"I broke up with Rurichiyo." Ichigo stated before taking a mouthful of his bento.
"Why? She's one of the prettiest girl of the school!" Renji shouted.
"She was too clingy. She didn't let me breath! That was annoying." He said plainly.
"Please Kurosaki, swallow before speaking, thats disgusting." Ishida muttered.
"But you've been with her for 2 days." Rukia said.
Ichigo frowned, clearly annoyed by all the questions. "Well, she was pissing me off! I don't think I even liked her to begin with."
"Ah! That's what I thought, I don't like her either, she's a snobby bitch. She didn't match you." Rukia said.
"You guessed well, I should have asked what you thought of her before dating her." Ichigo stated flashing a smile to Rukia who smiled back.
Tatsuki rolled her eyes muttering. "Idiot."
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One week later.
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"I broke up with Hanatarou." Rukia stated.
"Finally!" Ichigo exclaimed. Everyone looked at him frowning.
Rukia eyed him suspiciously. "Why are you so happy I broke up with him?"
"Well, he's nice but seriously, he's not very smart. And you two didn't match, you're far more prettier than him." He said plainly.
Rukia smiled. "Oh thank you! And you're right by the way. Tesla was all over my feet but he wasn't really talkative, I quickly got annoyed when I spent time with him…" Rukia sighed.
When the group walked back to the classroom, Ishida and Tatsuki stayed behind.
"Do you think he's gonna ask her out?"
Tatsuki sighed. "Who knows…they are both so stubborn…"
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Highschool
Sophomore year
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"Hey Ichigo, wait!" The orange haired boy turned around and smiled.
"Hey Rukia, what's up?"
"Inoue has just texted me. Renji and her are at the cafe, Tatsuki and Ishida are joining them. Do you wanna come?" She asked.
He smiled. "Of course! Wait… Inoue is alone with Renji? Ishida's going to be jealous!" He said.
"Idiot. We're best friend. Plus Inoue is all over Ishida and vice versa. That sucks."
Ichigo raised his eyebrow. "What sucks?"
"All this love thing. I'm really happy for them but I don't understand this kind of relationship. Being all over someone like this, acting stupid, saying cheesy things. Seriously…that sucks."
Ichigo laughed. "Yeah, and the worst is that they barely kiss…"
Rukia chuckled. "Said Mister virgin."
"Hey! I'm not anymore!" He shouted.
Rukia widened her eyes. "Really? Now that you remind me… You were awfully close with Nanao two weeks ago… I knew that those who look like they have a stick in the butt were dirty whore." She muttered.
Ichigo let out a chuckle. "It wasn't Nanao. No, those who look like they have a stick in the butt really HAVE a stick in the butt! It was 2 days ago, with Mahana."
She sighed in relief. "Only two days ago. Wait and you didn't tell me?"
"I didn't want to brag about it, it would hurt your poor virgin ears."
"Oh, I'm not a virgin, and before you." She stated.
"What? And you didn't tell me? Who was the lucky guy?"
"Kano Ashido, last week." She answered smirking.
"Kano? The reading club president? He won the scholarship for the States, right?"
"Yeah… He was nice." She pouted.
"Yeah but was he good?" He asked teasingly.
She grinned. "You have NO idea. What 'bout you? did you do well? Was she entertaining?"
"Well, I think so. She screamed a lot at least. And yeah, she was alright, she has big boobs."
Rukia rolled her eyes. "Why does every guys like big boobs?"
"Obviously the poor guys who dated you didn't." Ichigo sneered. Rukia kicked him in the shin. "Ow, Rukia! What was that for?" He shouted.
She stuck her tongue at him. "You know very well what it was for! By the way, you owe me a drink." He raised his eyebrow. "I loose it before you soooo….I won!"
"Tsh.. next time, I'll win…" He muttered.
"What will it be about next time?" She asked quizzically.
"I dunno… Doggy style, diamond on the rough, three way…. You choose." He grinned.
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Junior year.
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The party was held in a huge house with swimming pool. Most of the students there were totally drunk. Rukia was bored. A few guys tried to flirt with her but they were all boring. She wasn't in the mood tonight. She went inside, walking pass a few guys who whistled her. She just rolled her eyes. Inside, she scanned the place to find the sight of orange. She found Renji and Tatsuki, both drunk, making out together. She finally saw Ichigo and smiled. He was on the couch making out with a sexy cheerleader. She walked to him and taped him on his shoulder. He rolled his eyes and turned around scowling to see who was disturbing him. His scowled turned into a big grin when he saw his friend. "Hey, Rukia! Where were you?"
"Somewhere outside…but that was boring…I'm tired. Can you drive me home?" She asked.
"Yep, sure." He answered before standing up.
He was about to leave when the girl from the couch grabbed his arm. "What? You're leaving me? But you promised me a ride back." She whined.
He broke free from her grip. "Well… It's obvious that Rukia comes before you. Plus, I'm not leaving you, I wasn't even with you to begin with." He said hauntingly. Rukia scoffed and they both left as if nothing happened leaving the girl dumbstruck.
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Present
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Kuchiki Rukia unlocked the door and came inside. The place was tidy as usual but it felt warm. She passed through the living room and arrived in front a of a door. She silently and slowly opened it. She glanced in it. She finally came inside. There was a king size bed. An orange haired man was sleeping in it, a woman's arm embracing his waist. The white sheet covered their lowered part. She went near the bed side and grabbed his shoulder to shake him lightly. "Hey Ichigo! Ichigo, wake up." She whispered softly.
He lazily opened his eyes, his vision still blurred from sleep. When he saw amethysth eyes, he smiled. "Hey Rukia, what's up?" He asked groggily. He tried to stand up but was stopped. He looked down and see the arm around his waist. He immediately turned to see the naked woman lying next to him. "Rukia! who's that?" He asked bluntly.
Rukia rolled her eyes. "I should be the one asking you!"
He took off the arm from his waist and stood up. "You know well I'm don't remember people's name." He said yawning.
"Damn Ichigo, put some clothes on!" She scolded him before turning around and walk toward the door.
"Tsch, as if you didn't like the sight of it." He told her as he put a diesel jean on.
She just threw her hand in the air. "God, I've seen better." She snickered.
"Bitch"
"You like me that way honey." She turned to flash him a sexy grin which was responded by another sexy smile.
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She was sitting at the bar of his apartment waiting for him to make breakfast. He was busy with the stove. The smell of coffee begun to fill the kitchen. He puts a plate filled with scrambled eggs and bacon in front of her before sitting across her.
"So how did you meet her?" She asked.
"I went out to a club yesterday night. She was the prettiest. That's all."
"Was she good?"
"On a base of ten, I would say 7… Yep, 7. Okay… 7 and a half, she willingly did a blow-job to me after all, and she was not bad at it."
"Don't drool."
He rolled his eyes. "Haha…funny... What about you? You didn't get laid yesterday cause you knew you're going to have breakfast with me in the morning? You're getting old Kuchiki Rukia." He snickered.
"That simply means my friends still come before bros." She stated making him smile gently. She took a sip of coffee. "Actually, as I knew I had to wake up early, I didn't 'got laid', as you say it, at my place."
Ichigo put his mug down. "So who was he?"
"Harunobu Ogido, he's a friend of a friend of mine, he's studying medicine, he's brown haired, good looking, have a respectable dick. He brought me to his place, I think he's quite wealthy, not as much as us of course but it's alright." She recited.
Ichigo raised his eyebrow. "Grade?"
"6, he looked handsome, but he was too gentle." She sighed.
"Ichigo?" A sweet light voice called. Rukia and Ichigo both looked at the person. A dark skined woman was standing there, her body only covered by the bedsheet she as holding. "Ichigo, honey, what are you doing?"
Ichigo grimaced at the sound of the nickname while it made Rukia chuckle. "Isn't it obvious? I'm having breakfast." He said harshly before taking a sip of coffee.
"But…Hey, who's that girl?" The woman said angrily pointing Rukia.
Ichigo glanced at Rukia. "Oh, that's Rukia, she's my best friend. Rukia, meet woman from yesterday night, woman from yesterday night, meet Rukia." He said cheerfully making Rukia snicker. Ichigo give an annoyed glance at the woman who as boiling. "Look…err…. What's your name again?"
"Mila Rose!"
"Yes right, Loly, look, you're bothering us right now. Can't you just pack your things and take your leave like the easy girl that you are?"
Loly was dumbstruck. "You bastard!"
"Come on, you're really annoying you know, you don't want me to kick you out." He whined before flashing a sexy smile.
Mila Rose stormed out, dressed up, picked her bag and walk to the door, passing by Ichigo and Rukia who didn't lift a single finger. "Oi Mila Rose!"
Hearing Ichigo calling her, she turned around to see him and asked in a sweet voice. "What is it Ichigo?"
"You forgot your dirty thong that you put in my pocket when you came on to me." He said mockingly before throwing the undergarment on her.
Mila Rose was flushed red. She took it angrily before storming out of Ichigo's apartment. As soon as she heard the door slam, Rukia leaned on the bar and asked disbelievingly while her thumb was pointing at the door. "Seriously…you gave her a 7 and half? I gave to Ogido a 6!"
Ichigo snickered. "Yeah, seven suits her better."
Rukia scoffed. "You're too soft."
"Hey! Did you put a movie camera in my room or what?" He asked jokingly making her laugh.
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"Errr… Do you have a shirt for me Rukia? Mine is ruined since you spilled your glass on it." He looked at the woman who was fully awake but too lazy to get up.
"Are you sure you want to leave right now?" She whined.
He went to her bed and kissed her. "Yeah, I have an appointment, but don't worry, I've got your number, you've got my number. I'll bring you on a date as soon as I can which will be…tonight." He told her her softly.
"Awww, Shuuhei, you're too cute!" She said before kissing him. When he put his hand on her waist, making her lying on the bed again, she stood up, breaking the kiss. He looked at her quizzically. She smiled. "Let's find you a shirt." She opened her drawer and took a white shirt. She gave it to him before returning to her bed. "I think it's your size, it's the only size I've got anyway."
When he finished buttoning the shirt, he leaned down to kiss her. "Thank you." They started deepening the kiss when the doorbell rang.
"Can you get it for me please?" She asked.
"Of course."
Hisagi opened the door to see an orange haired man. "Good morning, what's the matter?"
Ichigo scanned the man before coming in like he was at his own place. His eyes stopped at the chest of the man. He grinned. "Oh, that's my shirt."
Hisagi raised his eyebrow quizzically. "Who is it Shuuhei?" A Kuchiki Rukia wearing nothing more than sexy lace undergarments which matched her eyes.
When he saw her, Ichigo asked casually. "Hey Rukia!"
She smiled and kissed him on the cheeks. "Ichigo! What a surprise! How are you?"
"Fine, nice string by the way."
"Thank you. So what are you doing here?"
"Well, I was driving around here, you know going back home after the night so I decided to ask you to join for lunch."
"Well, of.."
"Excuse me." They both turned their head, finally noticing the person who stood right next to them.
"Oh, sorry Shuuhei… This is Ichigo, my friend."
"Your friend…" Hisagi repeated.
Noticing the way Hisagi said the word 'friend', she shook her head. "Oh, nooo, we're not like that." She turned to Ichigo. "How do they call that?"
"Friend with benefits."
"Yep, friend with benefits, we don't sleep together."
Hisagi looked at the woman he had just passed the night with. He was out of phase. "I…I…I need to go…." He said weakly before walking out.
"Don't forget to give my shirt back!" Ichigo said loudly.
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Thanks for reading it, hope you liked it
Just to put faces on names:
-Rurichiyo is the blond girl from Amagai's arc
-Kano Ashido is from the filler in the Menos forest
-Harunobu Ogido is the 8th seat of the 4th division (he's used in the omake as the popular guy of the 4th)
I didn't know who put as Ichigo & Rukia's victims and I changed them after, so sorry if there are some weird names left out.
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