Conversation between the baddies
chapter I: homies
the undead just sat there watching as the barbarian came running towards them. "Well Fred, I think we are going to die today" "NAW YA THINK!" the barbarian swung his axe that he had entered town with down onto fred "AAH SHI..." the other zombie swung is arm at the barbarian and missed, "aw mother fu..." his head fell to the ground. A fallen that was standing across the field saw what had happened and he decided to run towards the den of evil "I'll be safe down here" he hears the screams from his comrades up in the plains, "DAMN YOU JERRY, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP US KILL HIM!" then the scream ceased, "aw crap" he saw the barbarian coming down the steps into the den "what the hell" he rushes the barb cutting him with the scimmy he held. "What now bitch" the barb looked at him and cut him with a sword that the shaman dropped, "oww, that hurt you ass" then he stabbed that fallen, killing him. The shaman in the area began to heal him back to life "no no no, don't heal me, that hurts like an mf, let me die damn it, ow ow ow ow ow" the barbarian threw an axe at the shaman, killing him instantly. The barb made his way to corpse fire. He began killing the minions that stood with corpse fire. The barb started losing health, then he notices he has no more potions "son of a..." just then corpse fire killed him. "YES YES YES, I KILLED HIM, WHAT NOW BITCHES, YOU GUYS SUCK" about a minute later corpse fire feels an axe in his back, aww sh..." just then he explodes.
An hour later after killing blood raven, he steps through the town portal and appears back in town to receive his award. A woman named Jill accompanies him with her bow. "So Jill, you are a merc are ya, do ya...well...have any other skills besides the bow?" "I don't know what your talking about..." she denies, maybe he don't know that shes a virgin and that she always dreamed of loosing it to a great hero. "Uh hello, you gonna talk to me?" we leads her to the tp back to the blood moor, and he takes her on his quests
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