I do not own Archer or Bob's Burger's okay? Now before anyone says anything, yes I need to work on my other stories and starting a new one is a bad idea, but I am going to need stuff to do this summer while trying to find a summer job in an economically dead area. But rant aside, I figured I would try to work on a new fic here. But enough of this A/N, on with the fic!

Louise looked over the counter and sighed. It had been 10 years since a bunch of KGB agents had attacked her Stepfather Bob calling him Archer. He had come into the restaurant soon after her real father Bob had disappeared for some reason. "Things haven't been the same" She said as she turned around.

"Hey Louise!" Teddy said as he walked in. "You know what my order is!"

"One special." She said as she wrote down his order. "Gene! Teddy's here, you had best make his order right this time!"

"What was wrong with what I did last time?" Gene asked. In the 10 years that past, he began to look more and more like his father, but for some reason he could not quite grow the mustache like their father. Louise was secretly glad he couldn't grow a mustache. It reminded her too much of both Bob dads she had. Things were awkward enough around here with Tina and Jimmy Jr going out.

"How about you burned it to a crisp! You do know that the fire extinguisher is not how you turn off the grill!" Louise yelled. Since the KGB attack, she had been the one who had run most of the restaurant operations when she could. Her mother Linda had been weird since it happened. She ran the restaurant like both Bobs did but just wasn't quite the same as she was before.

"Cut your brother some slack Louise." Mort said as he looked up at her. "He's been doing a good job since Bob disappeared."

"I wish they could have found Dad..." Louise said as she looked out the window.

"Awwwww... does little lady Louise miss her daddy?" Teddy said affectionately.

"SHUT UP!" Louise said as she took Teddy's money from his hand.

"It's okay Louise. We all miss him." Mort said. "He certainly could cook the best out of all of you." He added looking over at the kitchen where Gene was pulling the fire extinguisher off the wall again.

"I DON'T MISS HIM! I AM JUST MAD TINA SPENDS ALL HER TIME AT JIMMY PESTO'S WITH JIMMY JR!" Louise said, covering up for how she really felt.

"Wow, you sounded a lot like Bob there." Teddy said looking at Louise in awe. She glared over at him, with her trademark ears falling over her eyes. "I doubt he would like all the time Tina's spending at Jimmy Pesto's."

She gets what she wants, Gene is going to music school and working here all the time he is off and here I am cleaning up after Gene and just wanting Dad to come home... She thought as she looked out the window of the restaurant. At this point she sighed longingly when she saw Tina walk out of Jimmy Pesto's wrapped up in Jimmy Jr's arms making out. "That girl has been dating that dancing freak for nearly 5 years now and they can't even make out right! I kissed Logan better before I kicked him in the nuts and dumped him." Louise said as she tore off her apron and headed out. "I'm going to the Wharf Mom!" Louise yelled. "Take over and if Fischoeder wants his payment for his bet, tell him that I want proof!"

"Okay Louise!" Linda said as she put her apron on and headed to the counter to work. "And stop gambling with Mr. Fischoeder."

"I got our rent paid for all of my junior year that way." Louise said with a smile as she walked outside and headed to the Wharf. It was a sunny summer day and it always made her feel good to get out. Not to mention she had a few dealings with Mickey at the Wharf she need to talk to him about. He had a line on bootleg Boyz 4 Now tapes that she was going to sell using Andy and Ollie for foot soldiers.

Meanwhile, a small family was walking around the Wharf. They were all very well dressed, even the young girl. However this girl had a little tiara that said "birthday girl" in pink sparkle letters and a pink balloon tied around her wrist. She was being walked around with her mother and her father holding each of her hands, followed by her grandmother, who could not stop finding things objectionable about the Wharf.

"Of all the places in New York City, you had to come here on your birthday?" Malory said as she looked over her sunglasses with disdain.

"Your latest boy toy owns this place." Sterling said looking over at Malory.

"Calvin was a one time thing. It was Ron's idea that we have an open marriage after all." Malory said as she took a drink from a flask.

"Should you really be drinking here?" Lana asked looking at Malory with annoyance. She knew that Malory cared about Abbiejean and wanted to be there for everything.

"And why doesn't Calvin have booze here?" Sterling said.

"ARCHERS!" Lana said loudly, causing Abbiejean to look up at her father and grandmother. She had heard this before when her mother was mad at both of them. "This day is supposed to be about Abbiejean. It is her birthday after all. And while you two can be really selfish at times," Lana glared at Malory back to Sterling than to Malory again ", Abbiejean wanted to spend the day with all of us here for her birthday. So just put your weird issues away, both of you, and help Abbiejean have a good day."

"G-maw" Abbiejean said looking over towards the carousel beside the ice cream stand. "Would you like to ride the carousel with me?"

"Carousel." Malory said looking at the most modern looking ride on the rickety wharf. She looked over at Lana and Sterling who were looking at Malory with a glare. "Fine Miss Abbiejean, you can ride the carousel with your..." She looked away with disdain. "G-maw..."

"Wow, you are a better G-maw than you were mother..." Sterling smiled.

"Wow, she seems to be." Lana said with a smile. "Have fun G-maw." Lana said as Abbiejean took Malory's hand and headed to the carousel. Malory looked at Lana with a look of anger. She had fought for years, and still did at times, to be called 'Grandmother Archer' but it would never take. As Abbiejean and Malory headed to the carousel, Lana turned Sterling aside and whispered in his ear. "You have her birthday present?"

"Yeah. I got her a brand new lacrosse stick" Sterling said with a smile. "I mean Abbiejean seems to have a good arm for that kind of thing."

Lana placed her face in her palm. "I guess she will like that. I did get her a brand new bike." Lana said. Abbiejean had been a very girly type girl but she was also very athletic as well. "But what will we do with that gift of Malory's?" Malory had gotten Abbiejean a brand new mink stole saying that she needed a proper fashion accessory, and it was bound to be a disaster as Abbiejean was very attached to animals and against the fur trade. Sterling had already secretly replaced several of Malory's fur coats due to Abbiejean's destruction of them.

"I'll tell Mother we will give it to her at the office so everyone can see it. I mean Abbiejean is kind of like everyone's daughter at ISIS." Sterling said.

"And then what?" Lana pressed.

"Before the gift can be given, I will place it in Krieger's lab and let him use it for something totally wrong." Sterling said. "That way the gift can be lost and the blame goes on someone else."

"That might work." Lana said as Abbiejean and Malory said as they walked back to Lana and Sterling. "How was your carousel ride?" Lana asked Abbiejean.

"Fun. G-maw said she would take me to her stable upstate and show me how to ride and take care of a real horse!" Abbiejean said with a smile on her face.

"I figure if she is going to one of the best private schools in New York City, she needs to have real equestrian experience. In fact I could teacher the finer arts of dressage." Malory said.

"No daughter of mine is going to be an Equesticle! She is going to be a lacrosse star and make the US Olympic team." Sterling said as he picked up Abbiejean and carried her on his shoulder.

"No way are you making my granddaughter live out your failed dreams." Malory said as they walked down the wharf.

"Abbiejean can do whatever she wants." Lana said looking at Sterling and Malory with annoyance. She did care about them and knew they loved Abbiejean more than they did anything else, it was just that no matter how long she lived, Lana would never get used to their personalities.

"Because goodness knows that little Abbiejean does not need to turn out like her father. That would be more dangerous with her being a girl." Malory said.

"MOTHER!" Sterling yelled turning to face her.

"MALORY!" Lana said looking at her.

"Whatever. Where are we going for dinner again?" Malory said.

"Some pizza place not to far from here." Sterling said. "Calvin recommended it as having good Italian and pizza. Some place called Jimmy Pesto's"

"And you know I like pizza Dad!" Abbiejean said. "And playing Lacrosse with you!"

"And I wanted dinner at the plaza..." Malory said.

"Maybe next year." Lana said.

Meanwhile Louise was closing the deal on the bootleg Boyz 4 Now merchandise, she looked over at the carousel. There was something familiar about that man and his little girl. It was like she had seen him before somewhere. Not just seen him before, like she knew the man and had not seen him in a very long time. It was something that rang about his voice that would not go away.

"So about the drop off, when do you want me to stop by your place?" Mickey said as Louise pushed him aside.

"Shut up, I know that man!" Louise said. "But I can't remember where from."

"I know of his mother, she has been around here with Mr. Fischoeder. I think they date or something." Mickey said. "She's Malory Archer I think."

"Archer?" Louise said as she moved past Mickey. She could remember that name from a dark night 10 years ago when KGB agents had attacked her stepfather Bob and he had killed them and never came back. She had hoped he would. She wanted to learn how he did that stuff. "What did Calvin say about Malory?"

"Something about her being CEO of this thing called ISIS..." Mickey said.

"The terrorist group?" Louise said.

"Not that one. Something about an international spy agency or coke runners, I can't remember. He wouldn't say much more about her." Mickey said.

Louise looked at Mickey and then looked at Sterling and Malory. Something about them told her that they knew the answer to why her stepfather Bob disappeared all those years ago. Malory ran an operation that would get attention from the KGB and that Sterling guy had a voice a lot like her stepfather Bob. Maybe if Sterling grew a mustache, then he would look a lot like him too. This was just too much of a coincidence. They had to know something about why her stepfather Bob disappeared 10 years ago. "I'll meet you later Mickey. I will arrange a date to pick up the merch later. I may send Andy and Ollie in one of Jimmy Pesto's pizza vans. I'm going home." After all, they had plans to go to the restaurant right across the street from her. She headed back down the road and pulled her cell phone out of her pocket. "Tina?" she asked.

"Louise?" Tina answered.

"I need you to do a favor for me. You still spending the night at Jimmy Jr's?" Louise asked.

"Yeah." Tina answered.

"See if you can't be a waitress tonight. I need you to get some information from this Malory Archer family. They may know what happened to Dad." Louise said.

"Should I just ask them if they know what happened to Bob Belcher 10 years ago?" Tina asked.

"NO!" Louise said as she walked home, dropping her voice as she passed the Archer clan. "Just if they pay with a card or something, ask for their ID as well and take a picture of it with your phone and send it to me. I can work with that. I'll get the information out of them myself. I mean that Malory woman's son Sterling looks a lot like Dad and sounds like him too... They are on their way so get to the hostess station now Tina, or else you don't care what happened to Dad!"

"Fine." Tina said as she hung up. Louise ran back into the restaurant and looked across the street to see a 1970 Dodge Challenger pull up across the street.

"Ooooooohhhhh cool car." Linda said as she looked out the window. "Why do they always go to Pesto's place?"

Louise didn't care, she saw Sterling, Lana, Malory and Abbiejean get out of the the car and head to Jimmy Pesto's. Louise pulled out a pair of binoculars and noticed Tina was at her post, still rather nervous but not totally blowing it and not being so obvious. Over the years Louise had learned to read lips and was able to see that at least Tina had followed her instructions. She then got off the stool and headed outside with her phone. She walked up to the car and took a picture of the license plate. "Once I get the ID info from Tina, I will find out where you are Dad..."

So how was that? Good? Bad? Boring? This is only the first chapter after all so there is a lot building. Will Louise find out what she needs to know? Will Tina fudge it all up? What does ISIS have to do with anything? Why am I asking you all these questions? I don't have much more to say, but according to Archer cannon Sterling was like second Bob so that is the whole stepfather thing. Remember to read (well you just did) and to review. Ciao for now

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