Stupid Weapons

Something that remains to be seen. Boy, you have no idea just how much trouble that little sentence can get you into. I was currently running down a hill at full tilt. I could see the others in front of me, running faster than I was, because the colonel had made me carry this stupid weapon. Even Daniel was running faster than I was, puffing and panting.

Behind me I could see a seething mass of people. Now, normally I try to see the good in people but these folks looked pissed. They were waving pitchforks, of all things and screaming and yelling. I think it's a good thing that I couldn't hear them; I'm fairly certain that they weren't giving us happy departure and blessings of Godspeed and stuff like that, if ya know what I mean.

Stupid History

Something that remains to be seen. I could kill him. I really could. I was running down a hill at full tilt. I could see everybody but Sam running. She was slowed down by the fact that Jack had made her carry the Ancient weapon that we found. Even I was running faster than her, and she usually blows right past me.

Behind us was a large angry mob. I normally hate that word, mob, but that is exactly what they were. An angry seething mob of pissed-off people. They were waving pitchforks and screaming obscenities in an obscure dialect of Goa'uld. There were no blessings of farewell or Godspeed. They kept screaming about chicken stealers or egg stealers. Yikes.

Stupid Tretonin

Something that remains to be seen. I believe this group of humans took our words to heart, in the wrong way. I was making my way down a steep hill at close to a good speed. Before tretonin (A/N: spelling?) I could have easily outrun the rest of SG-1, but as it was, I was barely ahead of Colonel O'Neill. Daniel Jackson was a ways behind us and Major Carter was at the back, slowed by the weapon that Colonel O'Neill had instructed her to carry. I was told to "scout ahead" and dial the gate.

Behind us was a mass of humans. They were quite angry at us. They were waving what I'm told are called "pitchforks". I have seen "forks" before and could see the similarity but as to what "pitch" is similar to, I am at a loss. The humans (I believe most were lower class peasants) were screaming rather unique curses at us, involving fornication and chickens. I believe I shall run faster.

Stupid Mouth

Something that remains to be seen. Okay, so Danny was right. I shouldn't have said that. But he is the linguist, not me. Our 20 was a steep hill that we were running down at a decent speed. Teal'c was ahead of me, as instructed. Daniel was behind me, at a good clip, and Carter was behind him, weighed down by the weapon that we found.

I checked our 6 and saw a large mass of people coming up behind. They looked really pissed off. They were waving pitchforks that looked like a possible danger, but not an extreme one. Still… They kept running and screaming. I didn't catch what they said, but at the volumes they were carrying, it couldn't be good. It's time to go.