Hello, everybody! I'm baaaa-aaaack!! Aren't you happy? Could you maybe just pretend to be? Yeah, just like that. So anyway my muse has been trying and trying to give me new ideas, but I've been sick and haven't been listening to his southern ramblings. He's not happy. So this is a sad attempt to make him happy!!
Disclaimers: the x-men and all other marvel characters belong to…marvel…for now…the redneck brothers are kind of mine, I guess…the basic original Idea for this fic was from "down home charm's : things we'd all like to see in x-men" I'm just writing it, sensor girl style!!!!
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(somewhere in kentucky)
billy-joe: quick billy-ray! Turn that-there telvision on, so we can watch the news.
*Billy-ray takes out a shot gun. shoots, and the TV turns on*
news anchor:… and the severed head was found in an elevator shaft. *switches cameras* in other news, the mutant outlaw group, calling themselves the x-men *picture comes on screen*
billy-ray: billy-joe that there's cousin sam, on the T-V with them there x-men!
Billy-joe: now what would cousin sam be doin' with them x-men? Sam belongs rahght here in Kentucky.
Billy-ray: well then we gotta save 'em! We gotta save poor cousin sam from them there x-men!!
Billy-joe: yoah rahght billy-ray! To the Xavier institute it is!! Yeeeee-hhhaaaaawwww!!
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oh my god!!! What may happen in the next chapter? Will sam Guthrie be forever sentenced to a life of milking cows?! Will the redneck brothers go after paige next?! Will warren ever become the true lord of the dance?! Find out in later chapters!!!
~SG~