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#actions#
thoughts
KP: Hello! My name is KaratePenguin, or Miaa if you want to get technical. (Please don't) I love Inu-chan!
FM: Hideho Everyone! My name is FluffysMaiden and (judging by the name) I LOVE FLUFFY-SAMA!!!!!!!!! (But then again who doesn't?) #big smile#
KP: mumbles I don't… Anyways…. Beware, randomness shall occur! We made this up while feeling the effects of boredom and sleepiness. #yawns and absentmindedly squeezes her Inuyasha plushie#
FM: Yes… oh what randomness shall occur…. hmm…yes…. You have been WARNED!!!! #menial laughter# ;;
KP: #stares at FluffysMaiden# yes…. #more maniacal laughter is heard# FM! I thought I told you to get rid of the maniacal laughter CD!
FM: #quickly stops maniacal laughter CD and chucks it out the window# Umm… what CD KP? I have no clue what you're talking about… #sweat drop# ;;
KP: Anyways, this really isn't about maniacal laughter. #pets Inu plushie#
FM: Yes that's true… #runs to grab Sesshy plushie#
KP: We are really trying to tell you of when my Inuyasha plushie came to life! #cuddles the enchanting cuteness of the plushie#
FM: #runs back with Sesshy plushie# WE ARE? #thinks for a moment# OH YEAH! When did this happen again?
KP: It was about 2 years ago…. #wink wink#
You see, we've had our plushies for as long as we can remember.
FM: Which was pretty long ago. #pets Sesshy plushie affectionately# So we were at my house sitting in the basement and…
Hey! I wish Sesshomaru were here! #looks upwards# CAN I CAN I PLEASE?!?!?!?
KP: What are you talking about? #watches while holding the Inuyasha plushie, then begins to drift away in thought# What if Inuyasha were real? What if he were here with me? What if… #falls asleep#
FM: #stops jumping# Um, KP? #pokes KP# KP? KP? #continues to poke KP#
KP: #KaratePenguin is completely asleep, and starts talking# …blender …ketchup… moist pickles… stay away from the blender… we gotta catch it…
FM: #sweat drop# Oh no… #rolls her eyes and directs her attention to Sesshy Plushie# Fluffy-sama, she's having the blender dream again. #then slowly falls asleep#
------When We Wake Up ------
KP: #slowly opens her eyes to the sound of a hyperactive 15 year old# Wa…What? #she feels around for her plushie, but it has disappeared# …What the?
Kagome: Finally you're awake KaratePenguin! I was afraid you were going to sleep through the whole party!
KP: Party…? #looks around the room to find she's at the Huragashi House, now decorated for a party. FluffysMaiden is sleeping on top of a flowery pink tablecloth#
Kagome: Yay! Everyone should be here soon!
FM: #slowly awakens to Kagome's voice# Huh? #shakes her head and looks around, then for her plushie# What! Where'd you go? Fluffy-sama! Where are you???
Kagome: #watches in confusion as FM frantically searches# Um…FluffysMaiden? What are you doing? And whose Fluffy-sama?
FM: #freezes# What… did… you… say? #turns around with flames in her eyes# You did not just ask who… wait a minute… #looks around, noticing where they are# Where… am I? #blank look#
KP: #whispers who cares# just play along!
Door: Ding Dong!
KP: Wow! The door speaks!
Door: yes, and I serve iced tea! #hands her a glass of iced tea#
KP: Thanks! #dumps it into the nearest plant, and then watches it's quick and painful death#
Voice: Hello?! Do you realize someone is here?!
FM: #goes and opens the door# OMG please no #Kagome's three friends are standing at the door#
FM: #standing in front of the girls with a 'please go away' look#
Eri: Uh, FluffysMaiden…are you going to let us in anytime soon?
FM: #looks over to KP# Do I have to?
KP: NO!! #runs to the door and slams it in their faces. Glasses of iced tea are heard clashing into the ground#
Kagome: #stares#
Door: Ow…
KP: Well, it was for the better.
Kagome: Yeah, I suppose. #walks into her kitchen#
KP: #eyes enlarge anime style# Are you getting milk?! Can I have some milk? I love milk! Do you want some milk? Milk milk milk… #hyper freaking as she follows Kagome into the kitchen#
Door: Ding Dong!
FM: Shut up!
Door: Ding Dong!
FM: Do you want to die or something? #threatening glare#
Door: Ding Dong! sweat drop I'm sorry! Ding Dong! It's not Ding Dong! My fault!
FM: Oh, okay. Sorry about that. #answers the door, to find the three friends still there# GO AWAY! I WILL SICK FLUFFY-SAMA ON YOU IF YOU EVER SOME BACK!!
Three Friends: #run away screaming#
FM: #triumphant smile#
Door: Yay! Now they'll never return! WOO HOO!
Door: Ding Dong!
FM: Ahh! The door's not even closed yet!
Door: Ding Dong! I know! Would you like some iced tea? Ding Dong!
FM: -- no… #closes the door# Kagome! Your door's malfunctioning!
Door: Ding Dong! Help- Ding Dong! Me- Ding Dong! Kagome!
Kagome: #sighs# What did my friends do to the door this time? #walks out to find a solution#
KP: #stops drinking from an empty gallon of milk# Aw… it's all gone…
FM: Was that thing full?!
KP: Yeah, but that was like, a whole minute ago! #whimpers and looks for more milk#
FM: Sad, sad obsessions KP.
KP: You're one to talk about obsessing.
FM: What's that supposed to mean?
KP: Look! Sesshomaru's running down the street! #points out the window#
FM: #eyes widen, looks out the window and then blindly breaks through it# WAIT FOR ME FLUFFY-SAMA!! #goes tearing down the street#
KP: My point has been made. #looks around# Milk… #continues searching for the beloved milk#
------ In The Later Time ------
Door: Ding Dong!
KP: #throws a toothbrush that suddenly appeared in her hand at the door# Shut up! I thought Kagome fixed you!
Door: She did! Someone's here!
Voice 1: Open up Kagome!
Voice 2: We're here!
KP: #opens door to find Miroku and Sango. Miroku is wearing a party hat and is holding a case of beer# Hello Friends! Hello Beer! #takes the beer away and hides it#
Sango: …
Miroku: … mmm, feisty….
Kagome: #suddenly appears in the room# Hey guys!
Sango: …
Miroku: …I assume we shall need more beer…
Kagome: Probably… KaratePenguin hath stolen the beer and we shant ever hear of it again…
Sango: … how do you hear beer?
Kagome: ………….. I don't know.
FM: #walks in the door lonely and heart broken# …It wasn't him…
KP: #re-appears half drunk# Who?
FM: Well, he was riding a dragon and had an obnoxious talking toad with him, so I thought…
KP: Now FM, you have to remember how many people have a dragon and a talking toad these days.
FM: Yeah…
Sango: About who?
KP and FM: Lord Sesshomaru.
Kagome: I know! I have a phone book! He's supposed to be coming, but maybe you can actually get him here!
FM: #super happy sunshine squad eyes# Really??!! #follows her to the phone book#
KP: Sesshomaru… Badomado… Samoshuro… Lammokatu… Picklesomanu…
FM: #found Sesshomaru's address and is on the move to find him, a dreamy look in her eyes, and a heavy dramatic sigh#
Kagome: #watches FM leave# Wow… that was kinda disturbing.
Miroku: Tell me about it. She's gone into complete stalker mode. #sits down and folds his arms, nodding# I taught her well.
Sango: What?!?! 00
------Meanwhile With FluffysMaiden-----
FM: #standing in front of a GINORMOUS mansion# OMG… #knocks on the door and prepares to attack#
Sesshy: #opens the door# Go away- #suddenly is knocked over by FM jumping onto him#
FM: #practically in tears# OMG! OMG! OMG! IT REALLY IS YOU! OMG! #hugs Sesshy tightly around the waist#
Sesshy: #stands up abruptly and attempts to pry FM off himself# Get off human!
FM: NEVER! I WILL NEVER LET GO FLUFFY-SAMA! I DON'T THINK I CAN SURVIVE ANOTHER HEARTBREAK! #hugs him even tighter#
Sesshy: #confused# What the hell are you talking about? #miraculously manages to get FM off him#
FM: #stands up# You are the one I truly love Fluffy-sama. #blush# (SPARKLY MOMENTS!!) (weeee)
Sesshy: #sweat drop#
FM: #moves closer in an attempt to kiss him#
Sesshy: OK THAT'S ENOUGH!! You need to leave! Now! #points out the door#
FM: Fine. #starts to walk out and grabs the back of his kimono and drags him out of his house#
Sesshy: Let go of me! #struggle#
FM: You're coming with me whether you want to or not. #locks his house door and devours the key#
Sesshy: Oh no I'm not! #breaks free and begins to run away only to be tripped by FM#
FM: #Begins dragging him by his feet# Oh, I beg to differ Fluffy-sama!
Sesshy: NOO!!!! #digs his claws into the pavement in attempts to stop FM#
FM: #continues to drag Sesshy despite his effort#
------End of Chapter------
KP: Yeah, so the first chapter is kinda wierd. But please review! It shall get better, and more people shall come!
FM: Yes, and... more drunkenness! (so review!)